So here it…..Best 365 whtaspp status for you which contains status for almost each occasion you can think of.It includes funny whatsapp status,Attitude status,love status,sms text,sad status,sms from compute,cool status,Exam status,holiday’s status and many more.

After reading this we hope that you will never need to search for any other whatsapp status again…atleast for a year.Also watch out for comment like “best funny status” besides some entries.This will help you to surf better and faster and are marked only at some status worth mentioning.

1). Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

2). Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

3). The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

4). I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???

5). I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.

6). When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason _!_

7). Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

8). “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep ………….(Best whatsapp quotes)

9). People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst.

10). The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

11). When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic. ……….(best funny whatsapp status)

12). Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

13). I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

14). sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone….but you see around to find no one except your shadow….!!

15). All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.

16). Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!

17). “Success” all depends on the second letter.

18). After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.

19). Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

20). I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

21). ‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!

22). Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

23). I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

24). Born to Express not Impress

25). Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think. …..(funny whatsapp status)

26). Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

27). SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

28). Fall in love not in line.

29). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

30). I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.

31). You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.

32). We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer

33). We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

34). If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.

35). Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! …..(attitude whatsapp status)

36). If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer

37). I want the passion to loving me forever.

38). People are more what they hide than what they show

39). Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..(funny whatsapp status)

40). I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

41). Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

42). If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

43). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

44). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!    ……….(funny love status)

45). Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

46). I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

47). I love my job only when I’m on vacation

48). When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason _!_

49). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.

50). Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone.

51). Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

52). There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

53). Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.  ……..(Relationship status)

54). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

55). Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

56). The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

57). I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

58). I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

59). I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

60). Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

61). One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. It was worth the fight.    …..(whatsapp quotes)

62). Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.

63). We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

64). That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

65). Time is always fly, but love is never died….. You and me make a wonderful WE ………( Relationship Status)

66). Don’t Copy My Style.Or you will be prosecuted.

67). God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

68). Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on.  ………(Whatsapp quotes)

69). If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

70). “Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe

71). Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.

72). On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.

73). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

74). You’ll never be lonely..If you learn to befriend yourself.

75). Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

76). Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

77). Dance like the photos are not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been non friended. Sing like nobody’s following. Share like you do care. And do it all like it wont end up on Whatsapp or fb!

78). I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

79). Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

80). It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.   ……(Sad status)

81). God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.

82). His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

83). I stopped fighting with my inner demons.

84). Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to.

85). Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

86). I can’t stop missing you.    (love status)

87). I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

88). Life is Short – Chat Fast!

89). I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.

90). Night is a lovely gift by God to us to review our daily performances. Let’s cherish our good deeds and learn

from our bad experiences to face the next day with all the vigor and energy.

91). We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

92). Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely because my memories are with me!…….(Great whatsapp status)

93). The road to success is always under construction.

94). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

95). Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less than what I saved! ……(best black friday status)

96). Sleep all your troubles away.

97). Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

98). Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl

99). If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.

100). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

101). Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

102). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

103). Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

104). Be the type of person you want to meet..

105). Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one’s self

106). A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

107). Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

108). I like children. Properly cooked.

109). I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

110). Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

111). I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

112). Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

113). There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein…..(whatsapp quotes)

114). When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.

115). It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

116). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

117). Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!

118). I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.   ….(best whatsapp status)

119). I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.

120). Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

121). Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

122). So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

123). I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.

124). Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

125). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein

126). I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

127). The best way to create your future is to create it

128). Don’t Copy My Style.

129). but people stay in love by laughing with each other….

130). When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

131). If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.

132). Time is precious, waste it wisely.

133). Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

134). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

135). Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

136). Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it. …….(whatsapp quotes)

137). Do not be upset if you choose wrong people sometimes. Because without choosing them you will never know the true value of the right ones.

138). Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.

139). You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

140). Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

141). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

142). Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

143). Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

144). The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

145). Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz

146). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

147). I love my job…when I am on my vacations.

148). People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

149). My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….

150). My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’

151). Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

152). I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

153). I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

154). And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln

155). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

156). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!

157). Save water drink beer.

158). If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.

159). The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.

160). If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

161). Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

162). I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?

163). When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

164). The past beats inside me like a second heart.

165). Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.

166). Hey there whatsapp is using me.

167). Keep calm and survive summer

168). It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.

169). The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

170). In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

171). “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

172). I can’t go a day without thinking about you.

173). Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

174). I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

175). Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

176). Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

177). The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

178). Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.

179). Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

180). One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now

181). Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

182). Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything!……(attitude status)

183). Black Friday shopping is not worth the risk of my life…

184). Love is blind but loving people is not mad Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.    ….(sad relationship status)

185). Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

186). Hey fat bitches, there’s this new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It’s called, super glue.

187). Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan benett

188). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

189). Better late than never, but never late is better.

190). I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.

191). Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.

192). Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

193). Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

194). I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

195). Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

196). “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

197). “I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

198). she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

199). Attitude is everything!

200). Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

201). I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

202). Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

203). Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin

204). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

205). “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR

ATTITUDE.,.'”

206). Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

207). There is no finish line so love the journey.

208). Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

209). Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

210). When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

211). Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

212). There are certain two types of human beings found on Whatsapp. One who gets enormous amount of messages and comments on their posts. And the obvious others are men.

213). 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

214). Everything is going to be fine..maybe not now but eventually….so be positive and think of after party

215). If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

216). I dreamed a dream.

217). Need Love? … No… I would prefer vodka!

218). I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

219). I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.   ….(funny whatsapp status)

220). Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

221). When ever I get a headache I always take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

222). “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple

223). Always smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

224). When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

225). Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams  …..(funny exam status)

226). I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

227). Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

228). Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

229). 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

230). Nothing is over until you stop trying.

231). They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

232). Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

233). The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

234). I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

235). I only want to be with you twice…now, and forever.

236). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…     ……(funny whatsap status)

237). It’s a good day to have a good day.

238). Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

239). “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

240). “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

241). A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

242). I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

243). When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

244). I drink to make other people interesting.

245). Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

246). SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

247). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

248). You know what boys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are taken always and the only ones left are handicaps.

249). I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

250). An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.

251). I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

252). Lοve is what Μakes two peοple sit in the Μiddle of Α bench when there Ιs plenty οf room at Βoth ends.

253). Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

254). I speak my mind.And I never mind what I speak.

255). Parents spend first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

256). Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

257). When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?   ……(best funny whatsapp status)

258). Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.    …….(Great whatsapp status)

259). Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

260). Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.

261). A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

262). Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

263). Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

264). Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

265). “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

266). People fall in love by smiling at each other,

267). Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

268). When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!

269). What is the main reason for failure? …. I think its EXAMS.

270). All great changes are preceded by chaos  …….(whatsapp quotes)

271). Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

272). Never give up on anybody Miracles happen every day!

273). I still cannot close my eyes and it’s too late; the reason is that every time we see each other I get very emotional and cannot stop thinking about you. Have a good night.

274). Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life

275). FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

276). Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

277). I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

278). You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

279). You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

280). People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

281). When I count my blessings i count you twice.

282). I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

283). That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

284). You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes.U r the sound in my ears.U r the words in my mouth.You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.

285). Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.

286). Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

287). If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

288). Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy.

289). God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

290). Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.     ……(another great status for whatsapp)

291). No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

292). I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

293). I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

294). Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

295). I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.

296). Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life        ………..(simply for whatsapp freaks)

297). Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

298). There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

299). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

300). I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

301). Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

302). The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

303). It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

304). I’m not always ‘Available’ try your luck next time.

305). Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress.

306). Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

307). Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it.

308). Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

309). In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

310). Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

311). Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

312). Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.

313). You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn

314). Don’t think of cost. Think of value.

315). I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

316). The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

317). The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing

318). A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

319). Everything is fine in love and War.

320). A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar

321). Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

322). I think Love is the best refreshment in life.

323). You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

324). The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

325). I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

326). Just smile and smell good.

327). You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. ………(awesome status)

328). If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

329). Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

330). Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it

331). I’m a nice person i just hate everyone.

332). No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

333). Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

334). There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

335). INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

336). I’m done begging for your love.

337). If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.

338). Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

339). Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

340). If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone.

341). I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

342). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘blank’ or just a smiley…

343). “Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life”

344). When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

345). I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

346). Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

347). I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

348). Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

349). In a few moments you would sleep, and would place your head on the pillow, I want to tell you that you’re my world, my love good night.

350). If you love something set it free.

351). When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt

352). Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?

353). My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

354). I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

355). We’ve all done bad things, but that doesn’t make us bad people.

356). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

357). The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.

358). Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

359). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

360). May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth.

361). My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

362). It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

363). If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

364). Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send

It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!

365). Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.

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First thing first..For those who are asking  what is dp?? Its full form is display pic and you can upload your own dp as profile picture in whatsapp.

“A picture is worth a thousand words”.We have compiled 50 best whatsapp status dp for you.Here you will find funny,attitude,sad,cute and jokes dp.

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||Life doesn’t come with a manual it comes with mother.Happy Mothers day|| So we have compiled best happy mothers day sayings status and quotes for whatsapp,facebook fb,sms nd pictures.

*Some great sayings and happy mothers day quotes for facebook and whatsapp 

1)Life doesn’t come with a manual it comes with mother.Happy Mother’s day

2)”I BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT”…Because I’VE BEEN LOVING MY MOTHER SINCE I OPENED MY EYES….Love you Mom

3)God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.Love you  Mom

4)A Mother is person who can take the place of all others, but whose place is irreplaceable.Happy Mother’s day.

5)Thanks for teaching me how survive and live life.Love you mom

6)Mom,thanks for putting up with my crap.Literary.

7)The most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic… yet our strongest supporter.. Mother…….Happy Mother’s day.

8)Thank you for always there for me…..Love you mom.

*Mothers days 2015 messages for SMS

1)You filled my days with rainbow lights,
Fairytales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life to me
And then in love, you set me free.

2)”M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.

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5)There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no roses as lovely as her smile, no path so flower as that imprinted with her footsteps.

6)Mother’s love is peace.
It need not be acquired.
It need not be deserved.
Happy Mother’s day

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A Status For Every Occasion.
Lookout for small note in bracket if you just want best of the best…
1). Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

2). We live in a Dumb Age where Smartphone’s are thinner and smarter, people are obese and stupid. (Funny whatsapp status)

3). A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

4). Fight NOT To Lose..Instead 0f Fighting To WIN

5). If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

6). Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

7). Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

8). I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.

9). Many beautiful flowers in the world but my flower is you.You are most beautiful than others,I Love you my lovely rose. Happy Rose Day Dear!!

10). The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

11). Yes , I m single , & You’ve to be damn beautiful to change it.;)

12). I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.

13). When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

14). Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

15). Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

16). Are you the drug or the cure?

17). The only way to fix this situation is to go back to when you asked me out…and say no.

18). My two most HATED words..”I PROMISE”..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!

19). Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

20). Hatred can be overcome only by love.

21). I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone..!

22). Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

23). Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

24). Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

25). Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

26). Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

27). Fikar kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard

28). Don’t try to choose which is not Urs..But..Don’t dare to loose which is only Urs

29). Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

30). Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

31). I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

32). Nobody can teach me who I am.

33). Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

34). A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.

35). Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

36). The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

37). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

38). Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.

39). Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

40). I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

41). Hey there….. be there

42). The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

43). Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.

44). I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

45). Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

46). My heart beats only for you..

47). Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.

48). My heart is now a perfect place… with you inside it.

49). I’m cool but global warming made me hot

50). There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.

51). Dear people who update their whatsapp message every 30 seconds, there’s Facebook for that reason!

52). A goal properly set is halfway reached

53). Forget the failures and work hard for success

54). The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!

55). I think love is fearless.

56). Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

57). It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis.

58). Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

59). I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.

60). Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

61). I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. – Warren Buffett

62). “It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.” -Warren Buffett

63). Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.

64). If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

65). Pictures are worth a thousand words.

66). One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature ??

67). I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

68). One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

69). Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

70). We are never ever getting back together.

71). “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple

72). I wish I could record my dreams so that i could watch dem later……

73). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

74). The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.

75). Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

76). I’ll love you till my final breath.

77). All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.

78). I think it’s weird when I love you, I think it’s weird when I want you, when you don’t even know I’m there!

79). You won’t have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.

80). Trust in God, But lock your car.

81). Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

82). The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.

83). When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …

84). At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food

85). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

86). Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.

87). face book is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall

88). We do not remember days, we remember moments.

89). Don’t choose the one who is beautiful to the world; choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

90). The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.

91). You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.

92). I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.

93). I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save his… nothing could.

94). For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

95). Silent people have the loudest minds.

96). Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.

97). Fall in love not in line.

98). Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy

99). Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.

100). All girls are my sisters except you.

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Here is the greatest compilation of independence day messages,independence day sms,quotes,for whatsapp status and facebook status

1). Gratitude to all brothers who scarified their lives for the nation.Let’s honour those who have made us proud and celebrate the sprite of a free Indian.Happy Independence Day!

2). Feel the freedom, Happy Independently Day.

3). Thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day.. Never forget there sacrifice.. Happy Independence day.

4). May we always remain Independent. Happy Independence Day To You.

5).  Other might have forgotten, But never can I, the flag of my country furls very high…Happy Independence Day!

6). One individual may die for an idea; but that idea will, after his death, incarnate itself in a thousand lives. That is how the wheel of evolution moves on and the ideas and dreams of one nation are bequeathed to the next.

7). The Free Man Is Who Does Not,Fear To Go The End Of His Thought.

8). “Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.” — Annie Besant

9). “Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.” — Jawaharlal Nehru

10). Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

11). One nation,One vision,One identity,No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect.Happy Independence Day!

13). True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

14). Thousands laid down there lives so that why our country breath this day..Independence day

15). Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I’m thinking of you in a very special way…Happy Independence Day…

16). “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.” — John Fitzgerald Kennedy

18). “You give me your blood and I will give you Independence!” — Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose

19). “We believe in peace and peaceful development, not only for ourselves but for people all over the world.” — Lal Bahadur Shastri

20). Those who won our Independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty.

21). The future depends on what you do today – Happy Independence Day!

22). “So long as you do not achieve social liberty, whatever freedom is provided by the law is of no avail to you…” — B. R. Ambedkar

23). “An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind” — Mahatma Gandhi

24). Economic independence is the foundation of the only sort of freedom worth a damn.

25). Let us come together to facilitate our glorious nation and feel proud to be Indian!Wish you a Happy Independence Day!

26). We shed many tears to get this land, now filled it with smiles and happiness.

27). No nation is perfect in World,it needs to be made perfect Happy Independence day…

28). I’m product to be an Indian – Happy Independence Day!

29). Ishq toh karta hain har koyi Mehboob pe marta hain har koyi, Kbhi watan ko mehbub bna kr deko Tujh pe marega har koy!!!! Jai Ho India

30). Independence a Precious gift of God. May we always remain Independent Ameen!

31). Other might have forgotten, But never can I, The Flag of my country,Furls very high, Happy Independence day..

32). It is day to salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence day..

33). “At the dawn of history India started on her unending quest, and trackless centuries are filled with her striving and the grandeur of her success and her failures. Through good and ill fortune alike she has never lost sight of that quest or forgotten the ideals which gave her strength.” — Jawaharlal Nehru

34). “I like the religion that teaches liberty, equality and fraternity.” — Dr B. R. Ambedkar

35). Realize the importance of freedom on this Independence Day…

36). To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

37). “We will face the bullets of the enemies, we are free and will remain free” — Chandra Shekhar Azad

38). Freedom is the oxygen of the soul.

39). Today is the day of dreamers.

40). Take the future in ur hands, see it resting in ur palms, it’s not to late to take a stand, You’ll be sorry when it’s gone. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

41). I’m in love,I’m passionate about him,I loving every moment of it and why not its her birthday.To those who have freedom to be and express who you are,Do it boldly and passionately and never take it for granted.

42). Freedom is a Precious gift of God. Happy Independence Day To You.

43). On Independence Day…Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us…NOW AND ALWAYS!

44). “Mother, I bow to thee! Rich with thy hurrying streams, Bright with orchard gleams, Cool with thy winds of delight, Green fields waving , Mother of might, Mother free. Glory of moonlight dreams, Over thy branches and lordly streams, Clad in thy blossoming trees, Mother, giver of ease, Laughing low and sweet! Mother I kiss thy feet, Speaker sweet and low! Mother, to thee I bow.” — Bankim Chandra Chaterjee

46). Keep India green and clean!! Let us make this our National Happy …Independence Day

47). ‘No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect”

48). “If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India.” — Max Mueller (German Scholar)

49). Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.

50). The Free Man Is Who Does Not,Fear To Go The End Of His Thought.

51). I’m in love,I’m passionate about him,I loving every moment of it and Why not it’s her birthday.It’s our India – Happy Independent Day!

52). Long years ago, we made a tryst with destiny and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge at the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom.

53). On Independence Day…Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us…NOW AND ALWAYS!

54). Let freedom never perish in your hands.

55). It is day to pay salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence.

56). Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I’m thinking of you in a very special way. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

57). The Sun In His Course Visit No Land More Free, More Happy, More LOVELY, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

58). In this day THINK of our PAST and try to BUILT better FUTURE for ALL of us.. IT IS A DUTY OF ALL OF US!!I am proud to be an INDIAN HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..

59). May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

60). Some like Sunday,Some like Monday,But I like One Day And that is Independence Day…

61). Let freedom never perish in your hands.

62). Our life is full of colours.. Our life is full of Colors.. I hope this 15th August will.. add more colors to your life.

63). Freedom in the Mind, Faith in the words.. Pride in our Souls.. Lets salute the Nation.. Our Independence Day

64). Thousands laid down their lives so that our country is breathing this day.. Never forget their sacrifice..

65). Sending you warm greetings and wishing you a… Happy Independence Day

66). “How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master’s bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done.” — Mahatma Gandhi

67). Be the change you want to see in this world and feel proud to be an Indian.Happy Independence Day!

68). Freedom was taken by the blood that was given. Happy Independence Day..

69). On the glorious day of Independence Day Here’s wishing your life will be blessed with peace and happiness. Wish you a Happy Independence Day.

70). Life is full of vibrations, not of bombs But of harmony & happiness Enjoy it with full masti, spirituality & Rhythm.. Happy Independence Day

71). Saffron power of strength & unity,White power to maintain peace,Green power to clean terrorism,Proud to be Indian…

72). May The Sun In His Course Visit No Land More Free, More Happy, More LOVELY, than this our own country! Happy Independence Day.

74). Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

75). God grants liberty only to those ho love it and are always ready to guard it and defend it.Happy Independence Day!

76). In victory, you deserve Champagne; in defeat, you need it.

77). If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.

78). True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

79). Let every patriot be honored;Don’t let politics get in the way.Without them, freedom would have died,What they did, we can’t repay.Happy Independence Day…

80). “Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.” — Pandit Nehru

81). Hope peace resign in your part of world today and everyday.Happy Independence Day!

82). Other might have forgotten,But never can I,The Flag of my country Furls very high,Happy Independence day…

83). We shed many tears to get this land, now filled it with smiles and happiness.

84). “A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it” — Ravindranath Tagore

85). “One individual may die for an idea; but that idea will, after his death, incarnate itself in a thousand lives. That is how the wheel of evolution moves on and the ideas and dreams of one nation are bequeathed to the next’” — Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose

86). India holds a very prestigious position on the world map. Let’s pledge to take our country to new heights.Happy Independence Day!

87). Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

88). Independence day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

89). Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki.. Din a jata hai Aazadi ka,per Aazadi nahi aati.

91). In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

92). We live in a funny nation,Where pizza reaches home faster than the ambulance or police,Happy Independence Day…

93). Independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

94). Other might have forgotten,But never can I,And The Flag of my country,Furls very high,Happy Independence day..

95). Be the cause of unity, Fight against corruption, Flair the flag of our nation.. Happy Independence Day

96). “Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty.” — Louis D. Brandeis

97). Today we come together, be the cause for the unity, make it beautiful day another.. Fight against corruption, Spiral the flag of on nation. Happy Independence Day!

98). In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed, it must be achieved.

99). “A ‘No’ uthered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.” — Mahatma Gandhi

100). We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. Time for change and reformation.–Albert Einstein.

101). Freedom is a Precious gift of God. May We Always Remain Independent. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

102). “One individual may die for an idea; but that idea will, after his death, incarnate itself in a thousand lives. That is how the wheel of evolution moves on and the ideas and dreams of one nation are bequeathed to the next.” — Subhash Chandra Bose

103). “There is no dream, and if there is, there is only one to see you my children struggling for the same and for which I am expected to be finished.” — Ashfaqulla Khan

104). Thousands laid down their lives so that our country is breathing this day. Never forget their sacrifice…Happy Independence Day!

105). For some days, people thought that India was shaking. But there are always tremors when a great TREE FALLS.

106). Our life is full of Colors,I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life,Happy Independence Day…

107). We have believed and we do believe now, that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible.

108). Independence day is a day to remember,When a thought of freedom was born,Don’t just take it as a national holiday,Try something new to improve our country.Have a Happy Independence Day

109). “If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India.” — Romain Rolland (French Scholar)

110). I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery.

111). Happy Independence Day I’m Proud To Be A INDIAN.. Where At Least I Know.. I’m Free..and Enjoying..

112). “Long years ago, we made a tryst with destiny and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge… At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom.” — Jawaharlal Nehru

113). “We end today a period of ill fortune and India discovers herself again. The achievement we celebrate today is but a step, an opening of opportunity, to the greater triumphs and achievements that await us. Are we brave enough and wise enough to grasp this opportunity and accept the challenge of the future?” — Jawaharlal Nehru

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115). “Life as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” — Mahatma Gandhi

116). Never forget those why have fight for this day – Happy Independently Day.

117). “Bombs and pistols do not make a revolution. The sword of revolution is sharpended on the whetting-stone of ideas.” — Bhagat Singh

118). “If yet your blood does not rage, then it is water that flows in your veins. For what is the flush of youth, if it is not of service to the motherland.” — Chandra Shekhar Azad

119). Patriotism is Doing All your work in the Best Interest of the COUNTRY and THE COUNTRYMEN. VANDE MATARAM!!

120). “It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.” — Mahatma Gandhi

121). Our life is full of colours..I hope this 15th August 2015 will.. add more colors to your life.Happy Independence day.

122). “I am restless, I am athirst for far-away things… I forget, I ever forget, that I have no wings to fly, that I am bound in this spot evermore…” — Ravindranath Tagore

123). Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

124). “For some days, people thought that India was shaking. But there are always tremors when a great tree falls.” — Rajiv Gandhi

125). True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

126). You cannot build character and courage by taking away man’s initiative and independence.

127). Fear is the foundation of most governments.

128). Liberty is the breath of life to nations..Happy Independence Day..

129). This is the country of colors and faith in spirituals. Let’s this Republic day reminds us for the work and life given by our leaders to safe and happy life.Happy Independence Day!Today is the best day to remind those leaders, who help us to live this Independence Day!

130). “Manpower without Unity is not a strength unless it is harmonized and united properly, then it becomes a spiritual power.” — Sardar Patel

131). Naa poochho jamaney ko, Kya hamari kahani hain, Hamari pehchaan to sirf ye hai Ki hum sirf hindustani hain..!! Jai Hind

132). Celebrate the free spirit of India May this Independence Day Fills your life happiness and prosperity Happy Independence Day

133). Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic.

134). The Free Man Is He Who Does Not Fear To Go The End Of His Thought. HaPpY iNdEpEnDeNcE dAY..

135). “India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.” — Mark Twain

136). “In attaining our ideals, our means should be as pure as the end!” — Dr. Rajendra Prasad

137). Saluting all great men who contributed in building a successful constitution. Warm Wishes on the Independence Day!

138). I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

139). Freedom was taken by the blood that was given. Happy Independence Day..

140). “Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood… will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic.” — Indira Gandhi

142). “Don’t see others doing better than you, beat your own records everyday, because success is a fight between you and yourself.” — Chandra Shekhar Azad

143). From every mountain side Let Freedom ring..

144). In this day THINK about of our PAST and try to BUILT better FUTURE for ALL of us..Happy Independence day..

145). HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY 2015

146). Happy birthday.Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.Oh I forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.No I Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.Oh my god Happy NEW Year.Oops it’s INDEPENDENCE DAY.Happy Independence Day to you…

147). “Even if I have to face death a thousand times for the sake of my Motherland, I shall not be sorry. Oh Lord! Grand me a hundred births in India. But grant me this, too, that each time I may give up my life in the service of the Motherland.” — Ram Prasad Bismil

148). “The shots that hit me are the last nails to the coffin of British rule of India.” — Lala Lajpat Rai

149). “We want deeper sincerity of motive, a greater courage in speech and earnestness is action.” — Sarojini Naidu

150). Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

151). “We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.” — Albert Einstein

152). Be the cause of unity, Fight against corruption, and Flair the flag of our nation.. Happy Independence Day…

153). The price for independence is often isolation and solitude.

154). !!True independence and freedom… can only exist in doing what’s right.,,

155). Justice,Liberty,Equality,Fraternity.May our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us…Happy Independence Day!

156). It is day to pay salute to all those who became the reason of this land. Happy Independence.

157). On Independence Day.. Here’s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us.. NOW AND ALWAYS! Happy Independence Day..

158). “Be the change you want to see in the world.” — Mahatma Gandhi

159). How can one be compelled to accept slavery? I simply refuse to do the master’s bidding. He may torture me, break my bones to atoms and even kill me. He will then have my dead body, not my obedience. Ultimately, therefore, it is I who am the victor and not he, for he has failed in getting me to do what he wanted done.

160). Happy Independence DayI’m Proud To Be A INDIAN.. Where At Least I Know.. I’m Free..

161). No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfectHappy Independence day.

162). Naa poochho jamaney ko,ki Kya hamari kahani hain, Hamari pehchaan to sirf ye hai Ki hum sirf hindustani hain..!! Jai Hind

163). Keep India green & clean!! Let us make this our National Motto Happy Independence Day

164). May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!

165). Lets take a Decision,To value our nation,Shall not forget those sacrifices,Who gave us the freedom,Now It’s our turn to have a reformation Happy Independence Day

166). 15 August is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.

167). Liberty is the breath of life to nations..

168). “Revolution is an inalienable right of mankind. Freedom is an imperishable birth right of all. Labor is the real sustained of society, the sovereignty of the ultimate destiny of the workers.” — Bhagat Singh

170). “Our nation is like a tree of which the original trunk is Swarajya and the branches are Swedeshi and boycott.” — Bal Gandhar Tilak

171).Freedom in mind,Faith in words,Pride in our heart,Memories in our souls,Let’s salute the nation on Independence Day!

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The period and setting was prior to the conquest of India by the East India Company and the foundation of the British Empire. In the halcyon days prior to the subjugation, our economy, culture and spirituality had attained a summit.
Be it the field of science, culture or economically India had made rapid progress in comparison to Europe, which was yet to witness liberation and emancipation. Together, India and China contributed more than 70% to the world GDP.
But almost two centuries later these countries were left impoverished. Meanwhile China leapfrogged with their brand of ‘market communism’.
In order to remain abreast with the scorching pace set by the Red Dragon, the elephant has now adopted some bold moves. In that direction, the Prime Minister has launched the “Make in India” campaign, at the pivot of which are the 4Ds- deregulation, democracy, demography and generating demand.
H H Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, in his talismanic manner, is spiritually rejuvenating the country and the world. The corner stone of this modern day spirituality are – Sadhana, Seva, Satsang and Smile. Gurudev in an epiphanous approach is “Making India” the Spiritual Capital of the world.
Between the Modi’s economic model and Gurudev’s spirituality lies the Gross National Happiness Index of Bhutan.
Well aware that happiness is the bedrock of spirituality, Guruji always poses only one question to the seeker, “Are you happy?” Truly he has been spreading waves of happiness across India and the globe.
Waves of happiness, suffused with spirituality will embrace millions of followers who will gather on the banks of the Yamuna to celebrate the World Culture Festival, from the 11th to the 13th of March, 2016.
The event also commemorates 35 years of yeoman service to humanity by the Art of Living, which has a following in 155 countries.
The congregation at the World Culture Festival will include peacemakers, spiritual leaders, law makers, politicians and artists under one roof spreading the message of peace and harmony.
Around 3.5 million people are expected to gather and celebrate the rainbow of rich cultural traditions – a pot-pourri dance, music, arts, cuisine, yoga and meditation.
The gargantuan task of assembling more than 25000 artistes who will perform in harmony to the assembled multitudes is sheer Mandrake like magic, which can be conjured only by Gurudev.
The atmosphere will reverberate to Vedic incantations, a centuries old inaugural tradition. The chanting of hymns would be followed by an ensemble of traditional Indian dance forms from Kathak, Bharatnatyam, Mohiniyattam, Kathakali and Kuchipudi to Odissi.
Different states of India will showcase their rich heritage, culture and dance forms to clockwork precision. The artistes have toiled hard and endured several hours of practice to achieve perfection. They are in pursuit of excellence to enthrall the Master and followers.
The foreign complement ranges from the Horo dance of Bulgaria, African beats, Whirling Dervishes from exotic Turkey, Awa Odori from the land of the Rising Sun, Brazilian Samba ( which inspires their footballers to excel at any stage) and the Russian, Belarussian and Lithuanian dance formats.
South-east Asia will be represented by the Filipino traditional dance and Mongolian and Indonesian performances. Nepal and Sri Lanka, our SAARC neighbours will add spice to the exotic menu. The USA will treat those assembled with high energy and eclectic Hip Hop dances.
The performances would be interspersed with grand symphonies, Rabindra Sangeet and Sufi music from Pakistan. The piece de resistance would be ‘Cosmic Rhythm‘, a confluence of over 3000 artistes from across the globe.
High octane dance performances and mellifluous musical renditions would be tempered by Yoga and meditation sessions conducted by Gurudev.
March 11th to 13th will see Art of Living host global humanity to a spectacular ensemble which will surely remain etched in the memories of those present.
See you in Delhi. JGD

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Social networking has become a vital part of people’s life in the present scenario. Facebook, twitter, Orkut are some examples of social networking sites and Hike, WhatsApp, Line, Wechat, Messenger, Viber etc are some of the examples of instant messaging applications in mobile phones.

Out of these, WhatsApp has rapidly grown in few years whose users have increased from 100 million users to 900 million users till August 2015. WhatsApp was founded by two people, Brian Acton and Jan Koum. It works on almost all operating systems like iOS, Android, BlackBerry 10, BlackBerry OS, Windows Phone, Nokia Series 40, Symbian, Tizen etc. WhatsApp provides a wide range of facilities such as sending messages,smileys,locations, contacts, music and videos. Calling facility was later made available. Due to this high level of flexibility and ease Whatsapp has become very popular world wide.It has a good level of privacy and security. The users can easily change the privacy level of their account, provided by the app.

Initially it faced a large number of security problems and brought out solutions for it. It cannot be so easily hacked by any person. Facebook acquired WhatsApp on February 19, 2014 at a cost of US$16 billion. Many a times it was questioned whether the business model or plan of the company would be long lasting or not. But WhatsApp earned its money from variety of sources. It provides one year free use for the customers and for each successive year the user has to pay an amount of rupees fifty (Rs 50) to keep his WhatsApp account running. WhatsApp allows for connecting to people across globe and does not take money for the text or media a person sends. Instead, it uses the same internet data plan that is used by the person for emailing and browsing etc. App purchase is an interesting and easy way by which it also makes money. In certain countries, the app costs $1 to be downloaded. When a group of friends start using the app, others also gain interest and start downloading it. Thus, the $1 plans can give a huge profit to the company.

Whatsapp has been providing its service from past 10 years and another form of its revenue comes from Database handling. The huge customer base of Whatsapp contributes to its database which is actually large in size. Each and every day our conversations are being stored in the backups. The information in our conversations reflects our persona and preferences. This information is quite useful for various companies. So these companies pay a handsome amount of money which builds the largest portion of the Whatsapp revenue model.Thoug its not confirmed it really do sell its analysed data.

If we analyse the user base, we will find that Whatsapp has the largest user base which is increasing exponentially every year. Naturally when a user starts using an application, the people around also start using the application to communicate. Whatsapp has a cleaner interface which has the sole purpose of communication. The application hosts no advertisements at all. The clean and fast interface along with other features like Voice calling and to be launched Video Calling features make this app one of the most downloaded apps.
Whatsapp, after being bought by Facebook, gives huge revenue of around $19 million a year. The revenue model taken up Whatsapp is by far very simple and the main concept is that the large user base. Whatsapp believes that the application is for communicating purpose, it doesn’t endorse any advertisement as it would hamper its sole utility. It is also evident that if Whatsapp starts putting advertisements in the app, considering its user base, would be able to make a lot of money. But the policies and the user-friendliness of WhatsApp show that it is not completely about money after all.

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Here is the biggest compilation of best jokes and messages that you can share on whatsapp.

1.

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????

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Why the place in a stadium where people SIT is, called a STAND????

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Why the everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,

but nobody wants to DIE????

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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

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If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

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Why doesn’t GLUE

stick to its BOTTLE????

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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????

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If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,

why do bars have PARKING lots????

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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,

where did all the MONEY go????

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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

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If the “Black Box” flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff????

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Who copyrighted

the copyright symbol????

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Can you cry under water?

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Why do people say “You’ve been working like a dog,” when dogs just sit around all day????

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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!

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So Enjoy!!!! ????

2.

If “CHEMISTRY” students start making films,

the names would like:

* Tera acid mera base.,

* Rang de Benzene

* Hamara beaker apke pas hai

* Life in a Hetero

* Laga apron me daag

* 3 test tubes

* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result

* Munna bhai HCL

* My name is ester

* Mr. Ketone

* Jab we experiment . . . !

??DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:

* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond!

* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope

lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*)

* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se

lagta hai!

* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main

Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta!

* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi,

namumkin hai!

* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon!

* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano,

Oxygen babu!

And…

And…

And…

Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost!

3.

Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the.

1. Pagal?

2. Bewaquf?

3. Dimag?

4. Koi Nahi?

5. Kisi?

Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha

Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya.

Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?

Pagal?: G Mei Pagal? Hu.

Police?: Tere Paas Dimag? Nahi Hai?

Pagl?: G Dimag? toh Bathroom Mei Hai…

Police?: O Bewaquf?

Pagl?: Nahi G Mei toh Pagal? Hu. Bewaquf? msg padh raha hai…

Hahahaha???

2015 ki top class beizzati

Hanso mat jaldi forward➡ karo

Warna ye message✉ aam ho jayega……;

4.

?Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo…

?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.

?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?

?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.

?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.

?Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..

gut….gut…gut…Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..

?Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!bas karo darindo…Soch Badlo…Toh Desh Badlega…Akela Modi kya-kya karega…..

Forward kero… zada haso maat…

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Aaj ka sach?

Neend ankhen band karne se nahi

Net band karne se ati hai

Bhuke ko roti

Aur android phone wale ko charger dena nek kaam hai

Pehle log beta ke liye taraste the

Aur

Aaj kal data ke liye

Aaj ki sabse badi pareshani

Mobile bigad jaye to beta zimmedar

Aur beta bigad jaye to mobile zimmedar

Badal gaya hai zamana

Pehle maa ka pair chu kar nikalte the

Aaj mobile ke battry full karke nikalte hai

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Kuch log jab raat ko achanak phone ka balance khatam ho jaye to itne pareshan ho jate hai

Mano jaise subah tak wo insaan zinda hi nahi rahega jisse bat karni hai

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Kuch log jab phone ki battry

1-2% hoto charger ki taraf aise bhagte hai jaise usse keh rahe ho tujhe kuch na hoga bhai

Ankhen band mat karna

My hun na tujhe kuch nahi hone dunga

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Kuch log apne phone me aise partern lock lagate hai

Jaise crime branch ki sari group files unje phone me hi padi ho

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Galti se phone kisi dusre dost ke ghar chod aye to aisa mehsus hota hai jaise apni bholi bhali girlfriend ko shakti kapoor ke pass chod aye ho

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?This is a killer…..

☺First Joke on A Sardarni …

A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class and will have to sit at the back.

Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a Sardarni sitting in first class, who belongs in economy and isn’t moving back to her actual seat.

The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because since she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet replies, “I’m Sardarni, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chandigarh and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot tells the pilot

The pilot says, “You say she is a sardarni? I’ll handle this; I’m married to a sardarni. I will speak sardar’s language.”

He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers something in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry”

and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy class…

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her,

“First Class is Not Going to Chandigarh” ….

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What do you call a bee that comes from America?

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USB

No claps please!?

8.

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

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Jaswanti

Acha ek or ☝?

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!??

Acha bas ek or ☝?

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!?

Ye wala last ☝?

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?

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Vocabulary!?

Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

?? Bonus One

What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.

Simple its – MOTIVATING.

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9.

PAKKA engineer:

External examiner: to an engineering student :

Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student :

Sir, capacitor is like this

—| |—

DC comes straight like this

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& the capacitor stops it.

But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this

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.’ ‘.

—-||——-||—-.

‘. .’

‘ — ‘

and jumps over the capacitor!

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External Examiner : After 30 years of experience.. today I understood the concept of capacitor ?

10.

STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.?

1. At movies:

“Hey ! What are you doing here ?”

Me: “I sell tickets in black here. Don’t you know?”

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:

“Sorry did that hurt ?”

Me: “No not at all. I’m on local

anesthesia. Why don’t you try again ?”

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3. When I get woken up at midnight by a

call: “Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?”

Me: “Na ! I was doing research on

monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?”?

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4. When they see me with shorter hair: “Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?”

Me: “Nah !Its autumn. my hair’s shedding !”

5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: “Where r u ?”

Me: “M in market with telephone around my neck !!”

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6. When I m washing my car….

Neighbor: “Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?”

Me: “No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus..???

Share if U wanna put a smile on someone’s face..?

11.

New exam pattern

1. OBC

Who is actor in movie bahubali?

2. SC

Did you see movie bahubali?

3. ST

Which part of movie bahubali released recently. Part 1 or part 2

4. General:

Why did Kattapa kill bahubali?

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A man entered Hdfc bank with a gun and 2 lakh rupees.

On entering he shot a bullet in the air and

shouted

“If somebody tries to move from their seats and try to convince me for any

Life Insurance Policy or

SIP or

General Insurance or Trading Account or RD or

mutual fund…

I’ll start firing..

I came here just to deposit money in my account.”

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13.

Bankers way to propose ???

Boy – Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya??

Girl – Nahi to, Kyu??

Boy – Pata nahi kyu, Teri taraf Interest badta hi ja rha hai..

???

14.

एकदिन alia bhatt indian flag लेनेगई

Flag देखकर alia नेकुछकहा ..जिसेसुनकरदुकानदारबेहोशहोगया…..Guess what did she say ?…??…….

BHAIYA ‘इसमेंऔर colour दिखाओ ‘!!?

15.

The thin line between
wishlist and cart is called as ‘aukaat’.

16.

An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop… He went to him & said.. “Look at this engine… I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back”…So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums….!
The doctor smiled at the engineer. He came close to his ear and said…. “Try the same when the engine is running.”
classic!
The story doesn’t end here
Engineer’s response
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The engineer smiled back, came close to doctor’s ear and said
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???
17.

10 boys under a small umbrella Bt nobody gets wet.!!!
HOW?
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cz…it was Not RAINING.
Moral-alwayz dnt think like a scientist.
18.

4 yrs
40 subjects
400 experiments
4000 assignments
40000 hrs.
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A normal human CANNOT do it.
Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineer’s Day

we design,
we construct,
we observe,
we initiate,
we drive,
we move,
we accelerate the world,
we are the gears of progress,
we are the future of the nation,
we are the engineers,
and I am proud to be n engineer.
19.

How Woman Calls Their Husband In First 6 YearsYr

1. Janu

2. O G.

3. Sunte Ho?

4. O Bunty K Pappa

5. Kahan Mar Gaye?

6. Tum Aate Ho K Main Aaon?

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Shrabi:” Agar Mere Hath Me

Sarkar Ho To Me,

Desh Ki Takdir Badal Dunga..

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Wife:” Haramkhor ¬ Pehle Apna Pajama To Badal Le,

Subah Se Meri Salvar Pehan K Ghum Raha Hai…

21.

Wife:I Cheated

Husband :So Wat?

Do U Thnk I love U?

I Was Cheating On U 4D Past 2yrs

U’re Jst For Fun

wife Cried n Sad Kamine

I Ws Talking Abt My Exams

22.

1 Kutta? shaam

se subha tak

bhokta raha!

Baobao

baooo

baobaobao

baooo

baoobaobao

Baobao

Baooooo

Baoboooo

Baooo

Ha

Bilkul aise hi..

Very Good!!?

Lage raho…

23.

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
H : Kya kya liya?
W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies …..??????????

24.

Ek murgi ?aur uske 3 bache ? road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli???????
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arey yaar!
Bachche??? hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum tension mat lo !!

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Arz kiya hai…
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Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai..
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai..
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Grapes,??
Mango,??
Apple,?
Chiku??
amrud??
cherry??
Pineapple??
Strawberry?
Pear??
Watermelon?
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Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana..
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Hygenic hota hai…

26.

Sunny Leone goes to a
shopping mall and
selects clothes.
She asks the sales man:
“Where’s trial room..?
Salesman :
Madam,what are you
going to hide from us
i have a collection of
40gb..!! ?????
Samaz aya to share karo nahi to pogo dekho.

27.

Two Golden rules of Happy Marriage
1) The wife is always right.
2) When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
By the way this rules also applied on girlfriend.

28.

New teacher joined in the school ?
Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ….
1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .
2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .
3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .
Teacher :- wow good good ?
Everyones hobbies are same … Ok ….
Now girls turn …….
1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon …… ??
Teacher shocked …… ★☆★★ Boys rocked ……

29.

This is a masterpiece..
Once a few Englishmen were discussing Indians and said “Indians can’t speak English”
Over hearing this Swami Vivekananda asked them, “can you tell a sentence in which the word BECAUSE comes three times one after another continually?”
Englishmen could not answer and Swami ji replied “You can never start a sentence with because, because because is a conjunction!”

30.

Poem on “TAJMAHAL” by 3 different People.

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BACHELOR
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
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LOVER
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti, Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
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MARRIED
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI..
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31.

BRITISH PEOPLE VS INDIAN PEOPLE
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An English Man: why do your Indian ladies not shake hands? There’s no harm..
Indian: Can an ordinary citizen in your country shake hands with your Queen?
EnglishMan: “NO”.
Indian: In our country each and every woman is a QUEEN. ??.

32.

Perfect explanation?
Husband: I love you
Wife: I love you too, infact I love you so much I will fight the whole world for you
Husband: but you fight with me the most
Wife: because you are the whole world to me???

33.

“Hai Agar Hamari Koi Khata Tu Sabit To Kar;
Agar Bure Hain Hum To Bura Saabit To Kar;
Tujhe Chaha Hai Humne Kitna, Tu Kya Jane;
Chal Hum Bewafa Hi Sahi, Tu Apni Wafa Sabit To Kar!”

“Saase tham si jati hain par jaan nahi jati,
Dard hota hain par aawaz nahin aati,
Ajeeb se log hain es duniya mein,
Koi bhul nhi pata to kisi ko yaad nhi aati…..”

Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi….
Dur se dekhaaa..to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi..

“CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-WahCHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
“Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai…..
“Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao….
“Yaroo.. Na karna ishq in ladkiyo seKyunki..
Yeh aati hain Heer ki tarah,Lagti hain Kheer ki tarah,
Chubhti hain Teer ki tarah,
AurAakhir mein halat kar deti hain, Fakeer ki tarah..

34.

IIM Ahmedabad’s final interview question for this year –
Indrayani was married thrice. Sheena is indrayanis daughter but Peter is not her father. Mikhail is Sheena’s brother but Sanjeev Khanna is not his father.
Sheena is also indrayanis sister but Rahul is not indrayanis first husbands son.
Rahul is not Mikhail’s brother but is dating Sheena.
Vidhi is Sanjeev Khannas daughter but Rahul is not her brother.
Arnab goswami is not related to anyone. Sheena was conceived when indrayani was fifteen.
So how old is Mr Das and where the f*** is he now ????

35.

Most Mysterious Murder Cases of India till date.
1.Neta ji S C Bose
2.Aarushi Talwar
3.Sheena Bora
4.Sunanda Tharoor
5.Bahubali

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If a Tiger ? attacks your mother-in-law & your wife at the same time, whom will you save?
Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.
A msg from
‘Save the wild life’?

37.

सुबहसेतबियतखराबहैअभी
डाॅकेपासचेकअपकरानेगयाडाॅनेकहा
आपकोआरामकीसख्तजरूरतहै
नींदकीगोलीदेरहाहु
बीवीकोखिलादेना…??

38.

Gabbar:अबेभाग, बसंतीआरहीहैराखीलेके
Thakur: तूभागसालेमुझेकोईडरनहीराखीबंधवानेका
Gabbar: ओह ?????
मकानमालिक (किरायेदारसे) –
बेटा, पुरेसालतोइतनीकजिनसिस्टरआतीरहीपरराखीवालेदिनएकभीनहींआई !!

39.

जबभीकिसीखूबसूरतलड़की??कोकिसीलड़केकेसाथदेखताहूंतो, दिलपेहाथरखकेखुदकोतसल्लीदेताहूंकि
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भाई-बहनहैं
भाई-बहनहैं
??

40.

Chalo Daaru Peete Hai ,,,???
Samay Se Chura kar Kuchh Waqt,,, ,,, Chalo Zindagi Jeete Hai ,,, ,,, ,,,
Chalo Daaru Peete Hai ,,, ,,, ,,,
?????
Wo Sapno Ki Chaddar Jo Fat Gayi Hai,,, ,,, ,,, Nashe Me Hi Sahi,,, Aaj Usko Seete Hai ,,, ,,, ,,,
Chalo Daaru Peete Hai … … …????
Usko Bata Do Ki Ab Aur Intzaar Nahi Uska,,, Uske Intzaar Me Na Jane Kitne Din,,, Mahine,,, Saal Bus Yun hi Beete Hai,,, ,,, ,,,
Chalo Daaru Peete Hai … … …????
Aaj Gumnaam Hi Sahi,,, Par Shaayd Ek Din Hamara Bhi Ekk Naam Hoga,,, ,,, ,,,, Isi Ummeed Me Jeete Hai ,,, ,,,
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Chalo Daaru Peete Hai … … ..

41.

Five popular lines after drinking..?
1.Bhai hai tu mera
?2.Gadi main chlaunga
?3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
?4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
?5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke bol raha hoon

42.

आजकागंभीरविचार:
रिश्तोंकोबहुतहीसावधानीसे
निभानाचाहिये
…रिश्तेकीडोरबड़ीनाज़ुकहोतीहै…
जरासीबातपेकैसेएकरिश्ताटूटजाता
है, उदाहरणदेखें
मूँगफलीमेंदानानहीं…हमतुम्हारेमामा
नहीं”।???

43.

Boy: Daddy I want to marry …
Dad: First say sorry..
Boy: For what, without any of my mistake?
Dad: You first say sorry …
Boy: But what’s my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry …
Boy: Ok, I am sorry
Dad: Now you are ready, your training is complete. You can marry

44.

जोलोगगाड़ीकापेट्रोल-टैंकफुलभरवाकेखुदकोअमीरसमझरहेहैं,
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उन्हेंबतादूंक़िमैंनेअभी-अभीप्याजकेपरांठेखायेहैं।
funny onion jokes and meme for whatsapp
अबतोहदहोगईअफवाहोंकि…..
अबयेकौनकहदियाकिगैससब्सिडीकी
तर्जपरसरकारप्याजसब्सिडी
देगी

45.

Gullu : What are you doing bro??
Pappu : Just finished Dinner with wife… and now Scotch…
Gullu : Kya baat hai Bhai… Kaun si.. Black Label or Red Label???
Pappu : Abe “Scotch Brite” se Bartan manjne ja raha hoon…
46.

Ab yeh afwah kaun fela
raha hain ki…
Alag alag charger? se
mobile ??charge
Karne par Mobile ko bhi
AIDS ?hota hain….

47.

Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.

Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai .

48.

BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!

49.

Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa……?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai…

50.

Classic insult..
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Girl:”meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:”to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

51.

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customefr gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do…..

52.

The morals of women are going down. Look at Indrani Mukherjea, look at Jhanavi Gadkar, and Sunny Leone, and also Radhe Maa. I am so disgusted that not even
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one of them is in our group!

53.

For Pepsi Ranbir
For Coke Aamir
For Mirinda Asin
For Fanta Genelia
For Slice Katrina
For Thums up Salman
Aur Ganne Ke Ras ke liye Admin ko Chunna hai!

54.

New Diseases of Whatsapp Users:
1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome
2. Non-reading earlier post dystrophy
3. Repeated posting neurosis
4. Late replying psychosis
5. Non-immune religionitis
6. Sudden disappearancitis.

55.

Why are people so worried about the ‘blue ticks’ on Whatsapp?
Calm down…
It’s just a messaging service…
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and not a Pregnancy Test!

56.

Mobile has taught us three things:

Whatever makes you happy – save it.
Whatever makes others happy – forward it.
Whatever’ll make no one happy – delete it.
Happy Messaging!

57.

Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what’s wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what’s the message!

58.

Please message me on WhatsApp only between the following timings:
Morning: 6am – 11:59 AM
Afternoon: 12pm – 3:59 PM
Evening: 4pm – 7:59 PM
Night: 8pm – 5:59 AM
I don’t like being disturbed during rest of the time as I’m really engrossed in my work.
You can bombard me with messages on weekends as I am relatively free!
Please co-operate!

59.

Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala…
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Bhikhari!

60.

I just wanted all of you know that I’m leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I’ve made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing. I’ll miss all of you, but I’ve decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

61.

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp:
Recently Whatsapp sent a message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: ‘Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy Whatsapp now.’
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously!

62.

A Couple’s life on Whatsapp and Facebook:

On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!

On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You’re the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always… so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I’ll be back soon!

63.

Aao Aaj Apko Mobile Pe Whatsapp Pe Film Dikhate Hain
Start

The End!

Yeh Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki super-hit film
“KORA KAGAZ”!
Thank you Mat Bolna!

64.

I just bought a new car for myself. The car’s number is pretty unique as anyone can know my name through it. My car’s number is WV733N. Can you find out my name?

Solution:

NEELAM.

Explanation:
Just read the car’s number upside down and you will know why.

65.

rbal is a witty trader who trade of a mystical fruit grown far in north. He travels from one place to another with three sacks which can hold 30 fruits each. None of the sack can hold more than 30 fruits. On his way, he has to pass through thirty check points and at each check point, he has to give one fruit for each sack to the authorities.

How many mystical fruits remain after he goes through all the thirty check points?

Solution:

25 Fruits

Remember we told you that Birbal is a witty trader. So his sole motive is to get rid of the sacks as fast as he can.

For the first sack:
He must be able to fill fruits from one sack to other two sacks. Assume that he is able to do that after M check points. Now to find M,

(Space in first sack) M + (Space in second sack) M = (Remaining fruits in Third Sack) 30 – M
M = 10

Thus after 10 checkpoints, Birbal will be left with only 2 sacks containing 30 fruits each.

Now he must get rid of the second sack.
For that, he must fill the fruits from second sack to the first sack. Assume that he manages to do that after N checkpoints.

(Space in First Sack) N = (Remaining fruits in second sack) 30 – N
N = 15

Thus after he has crossed 25 checkpoints, he will be left be one sack with 30 fruits in it. He has to pass five more checkpoints where he will have to give five fruits and he will be left with twenty five fruits once he has crossed all thirty check points.

66.

Roy was suffering from severe headaches. He went to see his doctor and the doctor gave him five tablets asking him to take one tablet every 15 minutes.

How much time will it take Roy to consume all the five tablets?

Solution:

60 minutes

Explanation:
Roy will be able to consume all the five tablets in an hour.

Tablet 1 will be taken in 0 min.
Tablet 2 will be taken in 15 min.
Tablet 3 will be taken in 30 min.
Tablet 4 will be taken in 45 min.
Tablet 5 will be taken in 60 min.

67.

A couple had to take shelter in a hotel for they could not proceed their journey in the rain. Having nothing to do at all, they started playing cards. Suddenly there was a short circuit and the lights went off. The husband inverted the position of 15 cards in the deck (52 cards normal deck) and shuffled the deck.

Now he asked his wife to divide the deck into two different piles which may not be equal but both of them should have equal number of cards facing up. There was no source of light in the room and the wife was unable to see the cards.

For a certain amount of time, she thought and then divided the cards in two piles. To the husband’s astonishment, both of the piles had equal number of cards facing up.

How did she do it?

Solution:

The answer is very simple. All she had to do is take the fifteen cards from the top and reverse them. This would make another pile out of that and there will be two piles – one of 15 cards and one of 37 cards. Also both of them will have the same number of inverted cards.

Just think about it and if the mathematical explanation will help you understand better, here it is.
Assume that there were p inverted cards initially in the top 15 cards. Then the remaining 37 cards will hold 15-p inverted cards.
Now when she reverses the 15 cards on the top, the number of inverted cards will become 15-p and thus the number of inverted cards in both of the piles will become same.

68.

If neha is 10
Both Sonali and priyanka is 15
Both sadaf and tanu is 10.

how much is prinka by the same system ?

Solution:

prinka is 10, in a system that awards five for each vowel.

69.

It takes ten minutes to fry a steak (five minutes for each side). You are frying the steaks in a pan that can accommodate only two steaks at one time. What is the least amount of time by which you can fry all the three steaks you have?

Solution:

Fifteen Minutes.

After frying for five minutes, you can take out one steak and put the third one inside while turning the other one inside. After five more minutes, one steak is fried from both sides and you can take it out. Now put in the steak that we removed and turn the other one inside. After five more minutes, they both will also be fried from both sides.

70.

There is uniqueness between these five names
Nell Edna swati itaws and Ellen.

what uniqueness am i talking about ?

Solution:

Either your read from start or from ends, it will be same

71.

A 50m wide river is flowing endlessly. Two boys are standing near the lakeside, wanting to cross the river. A boat is tied to a tree nearby. The boat is however weak and can carry only one person at a time.

Both of them still manage to cross the river. How did they manage to do it?

Solution:

Both of them were able to cross the river because they were standing on the opposite sides of the river.

72.

A taxi driver was going the wrong way on a one-way road. A traffic police officer noticed him but instead of stopping him or fine him, he let the driver go.

Why do you think that happened?

Solution:

The question tells us that a taxi driver was going the wrong way. It is however not mentioned that he was driving the cab. As per the question, it is evident that he was on foot and that is why the police officer did not fine him.

73.

A police officer got out of his patrol car and saw a boy. He walked up to him asked him, “What’s your name?”

“Shut up!” the boy replied innocently.

“Where’s your manners?” asked the insulted police officer.
“Up that tree,” said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
“You’re seeking for trouble, aren’t you?” said the police officer.
“No, trouble’s seeking for me!” the boy replied sincerely.

What is happening here?

Solution:

Actutally, the name of that boy is “Shut Up,” and he is playing hide-and-seek with two of his friends who are named “Manners” and “Trouble”. “Trouble” is the one who counted and he is looking for the other two boys. “Manners” is hiding up in the tree.

74.

Open your mind for tricky approaches for this question. You are trapped in a remote place with barren land all around you. You are standing in the middle of a jaguar, a tiger and a leopard. You have a gun along with you that is loaded with two bullets in it. Now the animals are really hungry.

How will you survive this situation

Solution:

It is simple. You kill the two animals with two bullets i.e. tiger and leopard and then make a run in the Jaguar (a car brand).

75.

Money has different names. It depends on how you are using it and where you are using it. If you don’t believe us, here are a few examples:
Money given in school is called fees.
Money offered after a service is called tip.
Money given by master to the subordinates is called wage.
Money borrowed from bank is called loan.
Money paid to government is called tax.
Monet given in court is called fine.
Money given to kidnappers is called ransom.

Judging by the above examples, can you tell what do we call the money given by a husband to his wife?

Solution:

It is called harmony. The reason is simple. The husband receives peace after giving that money to his wife.

76.

Lucy and Hannah are playing lawn tennis together. They decide to play a set of three. After the sets, both of them win each three sets.

How is this possible?

Solution:

Well, this is possible. They were playing as a team in doubles match against other team.

77.

Jack and Jill are found dead on floor. The maid of the house is shocked to find it. There are no traces of any struggle on their bodies. Not a single sign of cut or bruise can be found on their bodies. Also, they did not die of poisoning. Near their bodies, a broken bowl was found and there was some water on the floor as well.

Can you deduce how they died?

Solution:

Jack and Jill are the names of two clown fishes. Unfortunately the bowl they were living in fell on the floor and broke into pieces. Thus both of them died.

78.

While playing ping pong, your ball suddenly fell into a metal pipe (a narrow one). This pipe was rooted on the floor surface 1 foot deep. What you have with you right now is a thin rope, a wooden stick, your tennis paddle and a plastic water bottle with mouth that won’t fit in the pipe.

What will you do to take that ball out?

Solution:

Did you concentrate on the point that it was a ping pong ball? Also that you have a water bottle with you. We never mentioned that it was empty. So what you will do is simply empty it in the narrow pipe and the ball will come up floating on the water. All the other things that were mentioned served just as distractions and if you were not able to find a way, they all worked quite well.

79.

You wake up on an estranged island. You look everywhere and you find nothing. You search everywhere on the island and finally come across three torn pieces that can be joined to make one.

How will you escape the island using those torn pieces of paper?

PS: You have no other resources and you can’t build anything of your own.

Solution:

Nothing is the name of a boat that has been lying docked up to one corner of the island. You found it first and then the torn pieces of paper reviled a map that can be used to navigate while driving that ship. Thus using them, you will be able to make an escape.

80.

A young lady was approached by an elderly woman who took her hand and meeting her eyes said to her, “You look starkly similar of my daughter. I lost her last month. I loved her a lot. Can you do me a favor? Can you say ‘Goodbye mother’ as I leave this restaurant. I will feel good if you do.”

The young lady was puzzled but seeking her kind eyes, she agreed. As the elderly woman was leaving the restaurant, she said, “Goodbye mother” waving her hand toward her with a kind expression on her face.

Soon after, she received the shock of her life. Can you guess what it was?

Solution:

The young lady was presented with a bill which belonged to the elderly woman. She had asked the waiter to collect the bill from her daughter.

81.

Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.

Husband: why three tickets?

Wife: you and your parents.

82.

Patel agitation reaches Bollywood

Ameesha patel & Upen Patel demand reservation of at least 3 movies every year

Parthiv Patel is also asking reservation in Indian cricket team.

Meanwhile…
alia bhatt has suggested Hardik Patel,
if reservation is not happening he can opt for Tatkal

83.

A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo…

Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you

Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To…

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Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

84.

In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name.

The girl replies, “Happy Butt.”

The teacher says, “I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”

The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?”

The little girl says, “Happy Butt.”

The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth.
After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”

The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass… Happy Butt, What’s the difference?”

85.

Swamiji,

I doubt my husband has been cheating on me….

I have doubt on one woman…. what to do?

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Take your husband to that woman’s front door…

and see if his wifi connects automatically. .:D

86.

Wife saw board outside a shop

“Monsoon Offer Only for today” :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-

Excited Wife to Husband:
Give me Rs. 500,
I’ll buy 50 sarees..

Husband – Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai vo !

87.

Ghar me kalah hone ke baad, Pati ne gusse me pankhe se rassi ka fanda latkaya…
aur stool par chadhkar rassi ko gale me daalne ke liye taiyaar ho gaya

Patni: Jo kuchh karna hai, jaldi karo

Pati: Tum mujhe shanti se marne bhi nahin dogi?

Patni: Mujhe abhi stool ki jaroorat hai ?

88.

Young Boy:
After 70 years, you still address your wife as Darling, Love, Honey!
Whats the secret?
Old man:
Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago!
And i’m scared to ask, what it is?

89.

Wife: Kitna acchha hota yadi main kitaab hoti aur har samay tumhari aankho ke saamne hoti!

Husband: Kitna achcha hota ki tum Calendar hoti taaki main har saal badal liya karta ?

90.

1st Lady: Behen, Suna hai ab tum teesri shaadi kar rahi ho?

2nd Lady: Haan, behen, Kya karoon..pehle Pati allah ko pyaare ho gaye the, aur dusre Padosan ko!

91.

1st Lady: Patni har janam me wahi pati kyun chahti hai?

2nd Lady: Taaki uss pati ko sudharne me lagi mehnat bekaar na jaaye ?

92.

Pehla Aadmi: Tumhe yeh chhota medal kisliye mila?

Dusra Aadmi: Gaane ke liye

Pehla Aadmi: Aur yeh bada medal?

Dusra Aadmi: Gaana band karne ke liye!!

93.

Teacher was teaching Mahabharata to 6th standard students.

“Kans heard devaki’s 8th son would kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born and so on…”

At this point Pappu raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Pappu: “If Kans knew that the 8th son would kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?”

Teacher fainted !!

Common sense man! Kids bhi samjhdar hote hain aajkal.

94.

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.

When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop,
he called the surgeon and said “look at this engine i opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back, so why do i get such a small salary and u get such a huge one?”

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said
“Try the same when the engine is running” !!

95.

Ek baar char dost the,
Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta Singh

Chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola
Ek bhi customer nahin aaya ..
Pata hai Kyun..?
Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..

Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…
Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..
Pata hai Kyun?
Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..

Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee…
But Ek bhi sawari nahin aayi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..

Ek din Taxi kharab ho gayi…
Charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya…
but taxi wahi ki wahi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the…

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya…
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa,
warna tujhe maar denge.

Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye….
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz bachhe ke baap ka nam SANTA Singh tha…!

96.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

97.

I am an Indian… and these make me more so..

when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

That for me a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free.

That I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.

Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.

That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!

That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery

I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn’t give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.

That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.

That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.

That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in Maggi.

98.

Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..

Santa:
Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!

99.

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

100.

Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
.
.
Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
.
.
Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
.
.
Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
.
.
Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
.
.
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”

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Here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes status quotes,short love status,Facebook status,wechat status,line status and many more.This page is updated every day so stay tuned for new additions…

1] I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

6] Good morning…let the stress begin

7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)

9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

13] since 1910

14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.      …..(more whatsapp quotes)

17] move on…

18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality &amp; my attitude.My personality is who I am &amp; my attitude depends on who you are!”.

27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

29]  Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food

32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

34] Whattsapp status is loading.

35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o

40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

42] battery about to die.

43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”

44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..

47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.  ……(best exam status)

50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

51] Waiting for wi-fi network.

52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

53] One more password got married…!!

54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian &amp; Tuesday Saturday.

57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

58] Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

59] I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

62] Status under construction.

63] Take Life, one cup at a time!

64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

65] Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)

68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm &amp; Silent

71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

72] One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot

75] apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…
(hindi status)

76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature

81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

82] Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy
them.

83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche

84] Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.

85] God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

90] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click for more
Attitude status)

91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

101] Hey there….. be there.

Update 

(new Funny whatsapp status and Attitude status )

1] When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

2] Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

4] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

5] When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

6] Without me its just awso.

7] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

8] You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

9] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

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This compilation contain 70 best love,romantic and hindi shayari where you’ll just be forced to say Waha waha,Waha waha!!!!!

(1)Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.

(2)Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…

(3)Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.           ….( Best romantic shayari )

(4)Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.

(5)Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.

(6)Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!

(7)ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…

(8)Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.

(9)Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.

(10)Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.

(11)Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai   …..(#1 shayari in hindi)

(12)Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.

(13)Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare

(14)Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..

(15)Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

(16)Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu

(17)Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar

(18)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai

(19)Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.

(20)Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!

(21)Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.

(22)Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!

(23)Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta

(24)Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…

(25)Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?..kuch khas ho tum.

(26)Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!

(27)Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai

(28)Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.

(29)Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.

(30)Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.           (#2 shayari in hindi)

(31)Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai

(32)Khoob aati hai jab
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n
mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai

(33)Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte
ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai

(34)Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi

(35)Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka
bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.

(36)Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.

(37)Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jay,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.

(38)Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.

(39)Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.                     …………………..( #3 hindi shayari )

(40)Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
hai.

(41)jaan hai hume jaan se pyari,
Jaan k liye chhod du dunia sari
Jaan k liye chhod du rasme sari,
ab tumse kya chupana,
tum hi to ho jaan hamari.

(42)Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai.

(43)Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo.

(44)Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi
mangi.

(45)Karte nahi izhar
phir kyun karte ho tum pyar?
nazron se bate bahut hui
ab lab se karo ikrar…

(46)Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate
hain
Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate
hain
Par tum na badloge, ye aitbar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon

(47)Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

(48)Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.       … Best love shayari

(49)Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte
hai tumko,
par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,
par khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.

(50)Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi…
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se…
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar
aayi.

(51)Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..

(52)Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.

(53)Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.

(54)Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..

(55)Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.

(56)Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!

(57)Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain

(58)Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.

(59)kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.

(60)Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..

(61)Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..

(62)Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.

(63)Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.

(64)Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..

(65)Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.

(66)Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!

(67)Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain

(68)Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.

(69)kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.

(70)Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..

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Spark your thoughts with this list of best motivational status and quotes.“The Way Get Started Is To Quit Talking And Begin Doing.” -Walt Disney

(1) ‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘

(2) If you can dream it, you can do it.

(3) Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.

(4) Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.

(5) Success in life is a matter not so much of talent or opportunity as of concentration and perseverance.

(6) We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as unsolvable problems

(7) The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.

(8) If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission.

(9) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent. ……(#1 motivational status)

(10) Be the change you want to see in the world!!!

(11) You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.

(12) Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

(13) Don’t complain about the snow on your neighbor’s roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

(14) Defeat your enemies with your success.

(15) Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.  …..(#2 motivational whatsapp status)

(16) If you can dream it, you can do it.

(17) Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.

(18) If youre not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?

(19) Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.

(20) More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them!!!

(21) Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

(22) Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

(23) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

(24) You never know what motivates you.

(25) Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.

(26) With ordinary talents and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable.

(27) Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.

(28) “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.”

(29) Do it today or regret TOMORROW.

(30) If at first you don’t succeed-try, try again. Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success. ……(#3 motivational quote )

(31) You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

(32) Harsh counsels have no effect. They are like hammers which are always repulsed by the anvil!!!!

(33) When every physical & mental resource is focused, one’s power to solve a problem multiplies tremendously.

(34) You never fail until you stop trying.

(35) If you follow your bliss, doors will open for you that wouldn’t have opened for anyone else.

(36) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

(37) Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

(38) With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

(39) The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.

(40) The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away.

(42) You will never change your life until you change something you do daily.

(43) Once you learn to be happy alone you won’t tolerate anyone who can’t make you just as happy.

(44) A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

(45) A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

(46) Whatever brings you down, will eventually make you stronger.

(47) Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.

(48) Happiness comes when we test our skills towards some meaningful purpose.

(49) Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.    ………(#4 motivational whatsapp quotes )

(50) Decision defines destiny..

(51) Try not to become a man of success, but rather a man of value!!!

(52) If you do what you always did, you will get what you always got.

(53) To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.””

(54) The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do!!!

(55) God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.

(56) Courage is what you earn when you’ve been through the tough times & you discover they aren’t so tough after all.

(57) Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!

(58) I would never have amounted to anything were it not for adversity. I was forced to come up the hard way!!!

(59) I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

(60) Through perseverance, many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure.

(61) You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

(62) You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

(63) Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.

(64) It doesn’t matter if you try & try & try again, and fail. It does matter if you try & fail, and fail to try again.

(65) Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

(66) Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.

(67) Change your thoughts and you change your world.

(68) You are surrounded by hundreds of people more timid than you are.

(69) Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.

(70) Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

(71) Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.   …..( #5 best whatsapp status)

(72) Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

(73) Either you run the day or the day runs you.

(74) The key to success is to keep growing in all areas of life–mental, emotional, spiritual, as well as physical.

(75) Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.

(76) Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

(77) Some days there won’t be a song in your heart. Sing anyway.

(78) By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

(79) Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

(80) A minute’s success pays the failure of years.

(81) Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.

(82) A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

(83) Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

(84) With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

(85) Opportunities multiply as they are seized!!!!

(86) Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.

(87) In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.

(88) Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

(89) Either I will find a way, or I will make one.

(90) Excellence is not an act but a habit. The things you do the most are the things you will do best.

(91) We all have a few failures under our belt. It’s what makes us ready for the successes!!!

(92) Who seeks shall find.

(93) Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

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Here are the best handpicked 100 funny msg ,motivational SMS and short messages that you can share with friends and family.Enjoy!

1.

Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur uss dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

2.

Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

3.

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

Ae chal chal hawa aane de

4.

Din ko chain nahi, Raat ko aaram nahi, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.

5.

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

6.

SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai,

jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

Bewakuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe, Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

10.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

11.

Pyaar vyar to ek bahana hai, Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yaar. Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

13.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!

14.

I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…

Kya leker aye the? Kya leker jaoge? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya… Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

17.

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hassi aati to hogi.

18.

Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.

19.

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

20.

Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka, Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka, Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai, Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.

21.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%

22.

Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

23. Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card & 1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free? – – – – – Then – – – – – You have to.. – – – – – Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja.SapnoMeMilega.com

24.

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahera koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!

25.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega?

26.

U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100% nice, and U r 100% stupid to believe these words.

27.

Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chinese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!

28.

I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

29.

Shayed mere pyaar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil se aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye. Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyaar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I don’t like your face Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space Ghar se jab tum nikle Pehen ke reshmi gown Jaane kitne dilon ka Ho gaya server down.

30.

Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

31.

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri bottle bewafa ke naam, Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

..#1 best funny SMS

32.

Mohabbat karle, karle Jawani baar baar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi baar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari baar baar nahi aati.

33.

Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, Marne kai baad intizaar nahi hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarha,

Cool, sweet and smart nahi hota.

34.

Doctor ne aadmi se pucha… Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Aadmi ne kaha… Kyun nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

35.

Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!

36.

Na pyar, na yaar, Na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bas har ladki ko line maro.

37.

Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

(#2 Best funny message)

38.

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

39.

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

40.

Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

41.

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
.
.
.
.
.
Kami- na

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

.

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

42.

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
.
.
Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

#3 best hindi sms

43.

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….

44.

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

45.

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

46.

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

47.

Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

48.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

49.

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par..larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

50.

Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath
51.

Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega
52.

Husband – mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha

53.

Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na!!!

54.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..

55.

GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF – Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the

56.

Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka
…
Mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak

Jinte Jildi ladko ko love ho jata hai
utni jaldi ladki ye bhi decide nahi kaar pati hai
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Dark lipstick lagani hai ya light

57.

Log pata Nhi Kaise propose kar dete Hain
Mujhe To Pani-Puri Khane K Bad,
Papdi Mangne Me Bhi Sharam Aa Jati Hai

58.

Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
Hum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
Mobile Me “S” Type Karne K Liye..
“7” K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa

59.

BF 2 GF- girl Love Marriage Q Karti Ho?
Gf: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se To Achaa Hai,
Jaana Pehchana Kamina Mil Jaye.

60.

Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.
Dukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?
Tinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss,
1-2 Vicks vi De Dena Gala Kharab H
Medicine ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.

61.

Yoga Madam:- Dear students!!
Batao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.
Kyo Khadi Rehti Hu ??
.
Student:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time…

62.

Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
“Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai”
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
“Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai”
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai Sahab!!

63.

Girlfriend bnane ke baad he
athiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai

64.

Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
Dekhi Meri Speed darling??
&
Achanak Car Band Ho Gai..
Biwi Hasne Lagi
Husbnd: Kya Huaa??
Biwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..

65.

2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.
Dono 1 Hi Room Mai 5 Saal Guzarnay Ke Bad
Jab Ghar Janay Lagii To…
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1 Larki Boli.
Chal Thikk Hai Baakii Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain.

66.

Kid 2 Mom: 20 Rs Dena,
Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.
Mom: Kaha Hai Garib?
Kid:Bechra Bahar Dhup Me,
Icecream Bech Raha Hai mummy……..

67.

Ek angrej hindi sikhne ke liye india aaya
30 din yahi raha,
finally usne 2 baate sikhi:”
1. Bigli aa gayi.
2. phir chali gayi…

68.

Explaining Friends –
Difference Between Shitt & Ohh Shitt.
A Boy Threw A Love Letter To A Girl,
And Fell Near Her Brother !
Shittt !
And His Brother Was A Gay Oh Shitt.

69.

Very very funny shayari by thief-
Mobile ke night plans ne to hume,
Bhuka maar diya hai dosto,
Jis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
Koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..

70.

Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu,
To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai
Friend : Yaar,
Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh,
Shaayad Qismat Saath De De…!
“Try Your Best Luck”        …….#4 best hindi msg

71.

Just 4 my cute friends only
Why Do Popcorn Jump When It Is In The Stove?
Why?
Why?
Very curiors na……..
You Sit On The Stove And Then See Why It Will Jump

72.

1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya
Ladka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
Jisme 20000 Cash.
Samsung Galaxy S6
1 Credit Card Aur
Richa gupta Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
RJ: Wah… Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
ladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
Main Chahta Hu Ki Richa Gupta Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye…..very very sad song

73.

Wife- mere humdum mere dost,
Aaj tumhari gf night stay karne aaa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer &
Fresh fruit salad banake rakha h
Room freshner side table par h
Nahanay ka soap or towel bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko leker papa k yaha jaa rahi hoon,
Kal sham tak aajaungi,
Isko kahate hai
Ek husband ke haseen sapne!!!

74.

Chamali bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
Dukan khulte hi consumer ki line lag gayi
kyoki
Board par lika tha-
“Sirf 20 Rupye me chamali Bhabhi ki chaat lòó”

75.

Santa: Thinking….thinking…
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’

76.

Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya

77.

3 boys proposed a girl
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
Girl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
Girl: very old dialogue h
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.

78.

Very very funny definition of latest fasion designing trend…
Wat is FASHION DESIGNING?
Too many talented Brains working on
Too little clothes with
Too many ideas on how 2 cover;
Too little areas..
To expose smartly N Boldly

79.

50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?
1. Girlfriend nahi manti?
2. Seriousness?
3. Dono Raji nahi hote
Ans- room-space hi nahi milta!!

80.

Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge…

81.

ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko branch maneger samghte the………….

82.

Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
Rahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
Naai:inhe padhker logo ke
Baal khare ho jate hai aur
Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h

83.

Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
Bachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
Aasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri

84.

Teacher – Who is very patient person in world?
Santa- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
Teacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
phir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar….

85. Banta road se gujar raha tha,
    achanak
    usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
    or
    jor se chillaya….
    Kaminepoti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

86.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah…

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” krta hu main”
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad”(wah-wah)

87.

msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho…..

88.

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

89.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

90.

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

91.

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

92.

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

93.

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

…….#5 best funny sms

94.

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

95.

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

96.

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

97.

1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

98.

1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call receive ho gayi?

99.

Sonu-Yaar,English Me ‘Jhopdi’ Ko Kya Kehte He
Monu-Hutt
Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho

100.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

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Who doesn’t have insurance!!Its stereotyped that you almost never get money and they are evil.Here are jokes on those conventions….

1)That takes care of health,life,house and car…Now how about alien abduction insurance?

2)Your Life Insurance only covers odd numbered lives…

3)Two men were fishing in the hawaii.

The first man said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”

“That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The puzzled lawyer asked, “How do you start a flood?”

4)A happy insurance boss says to his employees, “You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I’ll give everyone a check for $5,000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.”

5)This is you make a life insurance deal…
“Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”

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Best friendship status for you for friendship day 2016

(1) Friends are like money in the bank, longer you keep them, the more they are worth!!!

(2) At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry.

(3) In the time of crises I was not hurt by the harsh words of my enemies, but by the silence of my friends.

(4) A single rose can be my garden, a single friend is my world.

(5) Beware when you are judging you friends, for they maybe judging you first!!!

(6) Despite the advice about choosing your friends wisely, you really cannot choose your friends. They choose you!!!

(7) Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.

(8) Tree is green.. Sea is blue.. Night is black.. Milk is white.. Friends are red.. Because.. My
friends are my blood!!!

(9) Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.

(10) Heart comes from birth. Love comes from birth. Life starts from birth. But friendship comes only when you want it and search for it.

(11) When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.

(12) “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

(13) The single finger of friend that wipes out your tear during your failure is much better than the one fingers which come together to clap for you.

(14) A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.

(15) Golden rules to feel happy meet a friend, call a friend, talk to your friend, hug a friend, and love a friend. …..#1 friendship status

(16) The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of t are you e f are I e and the s.

(17) Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

(18) The day your f.r.i.e.n.d.s stop bringing their ..problems to you is the day you have lost command over their hearts!!!

(19) Your father guides your mother cares your brother shares your sister loves..But a true friend does all. Be a true friend.

(20) Friends are the roses of life: pick them carefully and avoid the thorns.

(21) If I die today, or even tomorrow I will have no regrets if you tell me you’re my friend.

(22) Life will change from classroom to office, jeans to formals, books to files, pocket money to salary, what will never change is friendship. Let it be4ever!!!!

(23) Friendship is all about three things winning, losing and sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing yourself ego, and sharing joys and sorrows.!!!

(24) A friend is one special person who can pull out a happy tear from your eye.. Even if you do not have tears to cry!!

(25) Don’t ever think that you can live without friend. Friend is the best thing in the world!!!

(26) Read it carefully and get meaning! Minimum love is friendship. But maximum friendship is love strange but true! Happy friendship day!

(27) Love is a small coin life is a big coin lover is a sweet coin but friendship is gold coin.

(28) The best mirror is an old friend.

(29) The best friends in life may not be always there when you want them but are always there when you need them.

(30) I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but ill never run out of this: care for you

(31) Friendship is a warm feeling which comes from the inner core of the heart it cannot be buy or sell!!

(32) A poor man says work is life. A rich man says money is life. A lover says love is life but. I say my idiot friends are my life. ……#2 status for friends

(33) Friendship is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life. It is accepting each other as coal until diamonds are formed with time!!!

(34) Friendship requires little effort even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that you are not forgotten!!!

(35) A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

(36) Friendship is a mercury drop. If it is dropped. Impossible to recollect. So do not drop your friends!!!!

(37) A good friend finds it harder to hold a pencil than to hold a grudge!!!

(38) I know yu hate me, but the day when you will know the truth, you will hate yourself!!!

(39) A friend is someone who listens when you speak, understands when you cry and guides you on your way!!

(40) True friends are the people who brighten your smile every time your with them.

(41) Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

(42) When you quarrel with your best friend and tell I hate you. You can hear their heart saying good joke. When you tell them to leave me alone you can find near you.

(43) A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

(44) A loving smile a heart of gold your dearest person this world can hold though heart fails life departs you will live as a friend forever.

(45) Do you think, tat any one can live without friends? It is impossible. Because friends are the inseparable part of our life!!!!

(46) Never love a friend who hurts you never hurt a friend who loves you sacrifice everything for a friend who care for you. ….#3 status on friendship

(47) I want to true friend.. To whom I can share my every problem, I can share my every happy moment anyone interested than call me.

(48) Square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has to ends life has one end but our friendship has no end!!!

(49) Great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

(50) If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I will let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend forever.

(51) Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow!!!!

(52) The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity & for the life is friend ship

(53) Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

(54) The one and only time, I hated the word ‘f are I e and the s’.. Is when she said let us be only ‘f are I e and the s’ !!

(55) Golden rules to feel happy: meet a friend, call a friend, talk to your friend, hug a friend, and love a friend.

(56) Friends are like fishes we have to keep long patience to catch them. So, it is better to stay nice, otherwise I will fry you.

(57) Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me.. I was smiling silently thinking of you.

(58) Life is a heart attack.. Love is a medicine.. Lover is a treatment.. But, friend is a doctor.. How are you ? My lovable doctor..

(59) Love is Docomo, do the new. Marriage is idea can change your life, wife is Hutch, where ever you go she follows but friendship is Airtel one express yourself.

(60) A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

(61) Two things are important in our life. Friend friendship first one, you should make. Second one, you should keep.

(62) True friends are never apart. Maybe in distance, but not in heart.

(63) Friends are the siblings god forgot to give us.

(64) A good friend is a connection to life a tie to past a road to future the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

(65) Fan is changed to ac radio is changed to tv cassette to CD lover to wife but, do you know any option to change a friend ?

(66) Love a set of heart attraction a set of style marriage a set of life but friendship a set of you!!!

(67) Word of true friend: I would conquer the whole world with just one hand, if you are holding the other hand.

(68) A loving smile & a heart of gold your dearest person this world can hold though heart fails & life departs you will live as a friend forever in my heart.

(69) Friendship… is not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

(70) Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me, they expected the answer as, just friends. But I simply smiled and said. God’s gift.

(71) Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that.

(72) I may never get the chance to win the lottery. I may never get the chance to go on vacation. But I have the chance to be your friend, that chance I will take!!!

(73) The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

(74) God never wanted us to face the tough times alone! That is y god made us friends.

(75) If all my friends were flowers, I would look around and pick you.

(76) If you need a friend and there are a 100 steps bet when us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and I will take all 99 steps to be there for you.

(78) Sound become music, movement becomes dance, smile becomes laughter & life becomes celebration. When old friend keep in touch. Happy friends day!!! …#3 status for friends

(79) A loving memory of your smiling face, a friend like you can never replace, deep in my heart you will always stay, truly remembered ever!!

(80) Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong!!!

(81) Friends are like streets lights, they do not shorten the distance but they make the path worth a walk. I treasure you my friend.

(82) Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

(83) Never say your happy when your sad, never say your fine when you are not ok, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say your alone when I m there.

(84) A friend is someone who smile when you smile, laugh when you laugh, but hold your hand when you cry!!!!

(85) Everything happens for a purpose our friendship was not an accident, god wanted me to get the best but, unfortunately you got the best!!

(86) When people see my messages, they think I am addicted to messaging. They are wrong because they do not know that I am addicted . To my sweet friends.!

(87) Life is the art of drawing.. Without an eraser!!!
(88) If care is a wave, I give you sea. Leaf. If trust is a planet, I give you galaxy, if friendship is life, I give you mine for free.keep smiling friend.

(89) A good way to differentiate love and friendship without you I cannot live is love u must live, I m with u is friendship!!!!

(90) Ur father guides your mother cares your brother shares your sister loves. But a true friend does all. Be a true friend.

(91) One day I may die without saying good bye to you but I will never forget to say thank you because you have given me one of loveliest friendship.

(92) If we had not spoken to strangers, we would not have had any friends in life at all. Amazing but true!!

(93) In a multiple choice world a f are I e and the is not a be or c but d. All of the above.

(94) Tree is green. Sea is blue. Night is black. Milk is white. Friends are red. Because. My friends are my blood!!

(95) I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light. Happy friendship day 2016

(96) 6 rules to be happy free your heart from hatred free your mind from worries live simply expect less give more & always have me as your friend!!!

(97) Great friends are part of memories, which time can never erase when life is blessed with friend like you sweeter memories still remain.

(98) It would be easier to cut off my hand than lost you as my friend!!!

(99) Sign of a true friend he always see the pain behind your eyes at that time when everyone says man you smile a lot!!

(100) Heart never hate blood! Flower never hate honey! My heart never hate you and your friendship!!!

(101) A friendship is a see deep like ocean, high like sky, kind like mother, strong like iron, cute like tum and sweet like hum

(102) Alone.? I am beside you. Afraid.? I will comfort you. Hurt.? You may cry on my shoulder. Need a hug.? My arms are yours. Y? Because your my best. #4 friendship status

(103) A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

(104) A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

(105) If you live to be a hundred I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

(106) Do you think, that anyone can live without friends? It is impossible. Because friends are the inseparable part of our life.

(107) Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why?. To find one good.. You must a hundred try!!

(108) Love is not only made for lovers. It is also made 4 true friends. A true friend can love more than a lover.
(109) Great day that everybody believes that this friendship is everlasting than any other
relationship. #5 best status

(110) Friendship is a incurable diseases which will finish after the death.

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Here we are presenting you with most incredible attitude whatsapp status.It contain top 249 status for your daily use ….all for FREE.Copy now

( 1 ) Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

( 2 ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

( 3 ) Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

( 4 ) Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

( 5 ) If you can;t convince them, confuse them.

( 6 ) I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

( 7 ) Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

( 8 ) Everybody don’t have to like you.. & You don’t have to Care.

( 9 ) If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.

( 10 ) I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….

( 11 ) People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst! ….( #1 attitude status)

( 12 ) I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

( 13 ) People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest,just noise..

( 14 ) When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

( 15 ) My _|_ salutes you.

( 16 ) Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

( 17 ) I don’t have your attitude I have my own.

( 18 ) Honesty is the best gift you can give.

( 19 ) DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai. ……..#2 best attitude status for whatsapp

( 20 ) People like me – Great, People Don’t like me- Great, As long as i like myself that’s all that matters.

( 21 ) I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

( 22 ) Patience is not a virtue. !Its just waste of Time…

( 23 ) I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

( 24 ) If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1

( 25 ) My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

( 26 ) My door is always open so can meet at any time!..

( 27 ) I am not as dumb as you look

( 28 ) Sometimes you have to just move forward, and move on.No doubts, no questions and no looking back… Just move on.

( 29 ) I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

( 30 ) Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

( 31 ) I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

( 32 ) I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

( 33 ) An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

( 34 ) I learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

( 35 ) Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

( 36 ) Never makes promises that you can’t keep.

( 37 ) My Philosophy …drink Triple, See Double and Act Single.

( 38 ) An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

( 39 ) I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

( 40 ) I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!

( 41 ) Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.

( 42 ) Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

( 43 ) The most positive men are the most credulous.

( 44 ) It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !.

( 45 ) HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy & good looking…so where you gonna hide ME?

( 46 ) Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

( 47 ) I can’t change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine…

( 48 ) I am not saying I am the best. I only know that I am doing my best to be the best.

( 49 ) If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

( 50 ) You should never play with someones heart!!!

( 51 ) ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one…

( 52 ) Status Unavailable! Check Later…

( 53 ) I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

( 54 ) If you think I am bad, then come to me I’ll give you more better reason to hate me.

( 55 ) “I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

( 56 ) I Don’t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality

( 57 ) I don’t have an attitude, Just a personality that you can’t handle.

( 58 ) Don’t play with me because I am champian..

( 59 ) I will win not immediately, but Definitely.

( 60 ) !Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help…

( 61 ) Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !

( 62 ) I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

( 63 ) I don’t care what people think or say about me!

( 64 ) Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

( 65 ) I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

( 66 ) I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart…

( 67 ) You can do anything, but not everything.

( 68 ) Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone

( 69 ) I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

( 70 ) WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..

( 71 ) I am not a Nerd, I m just smarter than you..

( 72 ) She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

( 73 ) I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

( 74 ) There is no market for your emotions, so never advertise your feelings just display your attitude.

( 75 ) Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

( 76 ) Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

( 77 ) Someone Asked me what is UR attitude……then i simply replied…” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

( 78 ) Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

( 79 ) Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!”

( 80 ) I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.

( 81 ) I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

( 82 ) Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

( 83 ) Attitudes are more important than facts.

( 84 ) Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

( 85 ) I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…

( 86 ) Knowing is not enough.. We must apply, Willing is not enough.. We must do.

( 87 ) I Wish My Parents Were Like Google…They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..

( 88 ) I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

( 89 ) The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket. ……#3 awesome atitude status

( 90 ) I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

( 91 ) May my enemies live a long life to see my success.

( 92 ) Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

( 93 ) Don’t make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching HER.

( 94 ) Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

( 95 ) Weakness of attitude become weakness you!

( 96 ) Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.

( 97 ) When you think there is nothing left in your life,just keep working hard until you die

( 98 ) Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

( 99 ) I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.

( 100 ) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

( 101 ) Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

( 102 ) Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.

( 103 ) I don;t come with Card so not play me!..

( 104 ) Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…

( 105 ) Attitude is a little thing that makes a Big difference.

( 106 ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”

( 107 ) Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

( 108 ) You are today where your thoughts have brought you; !!!you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.

( 109 ) I don’t insult people , I just describe them

( 110 ) Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..

( 111 ) I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business.

( 112 ) Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

( 113 ) Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

( 114 ) My attitude is depends on the behavior of your!!!

( 115 ) Only surround yourself with people who will lift you Higher.

( 116 ) Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

( 117 ) The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

( 118 ) If you are good at something, never do it for free!

( 119 ) Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

( 120 ) I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

( 121 ) Attitude and personality are two different things…My Personality stays within me wherever I am….My Attitude depends on the people in front of me.

( 122 ) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

( 123 ) Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

( 124 ) I learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

( 125 ) Every problem comes with some solution…If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

( 126 ) If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

( 127 ) Download our App from google PlayStore for daily Whatsapp status updates!

( 128 ) So you’re checking my status..

( 129 ) I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!

( 130 ) Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..

( 131 ) If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

( 132 ) Never explain yourself, Your real friends don’t need it, & Your enemies Won’t believe it..

( 133 ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

( 134 ) Being “Single” is My Attitude!

( 135 ) Women don’t make fools of men…..most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

( 136 ) Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

( 137 ) I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

( 138 ) NEVER LETS SOMEONE’S BAD ATTITUDE RUIN YOUR GOOD ATTITUDE.

( 139 ) I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.

( 140 ) Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.

( 141 ) Before your judge me, Make sure you are Mr. perfect.

( 142 ) Born with winner Quality’s

( 143 )

( 144 ) People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

( 145 ) Always spend your valuable time with your self.

( 146 ) Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

( 147 ) I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

( 148 ) My life my hobby is my attitude!!

( 149 ) Attitude is the power which can grown up!!

( 150 ) Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS’!

( 151 ) Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them..

( 152 ) Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

( 153 ) If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

( 154 ) I love being myself, Whats your problem now?

( 155 ) Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.

( 156 ) Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.

( 157 ) It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

( 158 ) I am just responsible for what i say.. Not what your understand.

( 159 ) If some one hate you without ,reason then Give the reason to him..!

( 160 ) I know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion.

( 161 ) There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.

( 162 ) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

( 163 ) When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.

( 164 ) In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is… And Dad Knows What Boys Are..

( 165 ) Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?

( 166 ) I will forgive others.. as many times i want god to forgive me.

( 167 ) The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs

( 168 ) Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..

( 169 ) Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!

( 170 ) Smartness is a perfect beauty.

( 171 ) I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.

( 172 ) Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone.

( 173 ) Impossible Only means you have not found the answer yet.

( 174 ) The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

( 175 ) I don’t have time to hate people because.. I’m busy loving people who love me.

( 176 ) My attitude based on how you treat me. ….. ( Best simple whatsapp status)

( 177 ) I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!

( 178 ) If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

( 179 ) Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly…well enough about ME! How are you?

( 180 ) Your whatsapp status say’s online .. If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

( 181 ) There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

( 182 ) People Hear your words, But they feel your attitude.

( 183 ) My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J

( 184 ) If someones hates you for no reason, give them a reason.

( 185 ) The only people who does not give the real pain in life are our Enemies.

( 186 ) Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!

( 187 ) People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

( 188 ) People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

( 189 ) Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.

( 190 ) A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

( 191 ) There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.

( 192 ) Problem is not the Problem.,Problem is your bad attitude…

( 193 ) My attitude is based on how you treat me.

( 194 ) What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.

( 195 ) Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!

( 196 ) Always be happy and Be positive.

( 197 ) Be the attitude You want to be around.

( 198 ) I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.

( 199 ) I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

( 200 ) 2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

( 201 ) Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student

( 202 ) I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts & inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

( 203 ) I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

( 204 ) Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

( 205 ) There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will…

( 206 ) A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

( 207 ) Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!

( 208 ) “My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

( 209 ) If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

( 210 ) If you can follow all the rules then there is not fun!..

( 211 ) Attitude is like wrist watch–. Every watch shows different time ,!than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing right time.:D

( 212 ) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me. Because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

( 213 ) I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

( 214 ) I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

( 215 ) The biggest slap to your enemies is your success

( 216 ) I have no time to hate people… who hate me… because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..

( 217 ) The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t

( 218 ) I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once

( 219 ) My attitude is always in my pocket!!!

( 220 ) Nobody can give you freedom, Nobody can give you Justice, Nobody gives you a life, If you are a man You Take It!

( 221 ) I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

( 222 ) People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…

( 223 ) Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.

( 224 ) My Attitude is based on how you treat me.

( 225 ) If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it.

( 226 ) I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?” ……#4 best Attitude status

( 227 ) Silence is the best answer to a Fool

( 229 ) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

( 230 ) Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…

( 231 ) Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.

( 232 ) People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”

( 233 ) Anyone who never make mistake they can never try to solve problem!..

( 234 ) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses, Attitude is the Key.

( 235 ) His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.

( 236 ) Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original.

( 237 ) Every person who walks into my life.. Tries to teaches me how can i make it best than better..

( 238 ) When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!

( 239 ) You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.

( 240 ) I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

( 241 ) I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later…

( 242 ) if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..

( 243 ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

( 244 ) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me. ….( Cool sweet Whatspp status)

( 245 ) I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.

( 246 ) The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.

( 247 ) Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it J.

( 248 ) Attitude In My Bones.

( 249 ) A bad attitude is plane tire if you not change it you can never think positive!..

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1.U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100% nice, and U r 100% stupid to believe these words.

2.
Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

3.
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Ae chal chal hawa aane de

4.
Din ko chain nahi, Raat ko aaram nahi, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.

5.
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush. ……..best hindi joke

6.
SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

7.
Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

8.
Bewakuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe, Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

9.
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

10.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
11.
Pyaar vyar to ek bahana hai, Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yaar. Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai

12.
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

13.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!

14.
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…

15.
Kya leker aye the? Kya leker jaoge? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya… Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

16.
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

17.
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hassi aati to hogi.

18.
Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.

19.
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

20.
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka, Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka, Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai, Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.

21.
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%

22.
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

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24.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahera koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!

25.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega?

26.
Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur uss dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

27.
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chinese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!

28.
I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

29.
Shayed mere pyaar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil se aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye. Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyaar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I don’t like your face Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space Ghar se jab tum nikle Pehen ke reshmi gown Jaane kitne dilon ka Ho gaya server down.

…………………Best intelligent joke in hindi
30.
Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

31.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri bottle bewafa ke naam, Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

32.
Mohabbat karle, karle Jawani baar baar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi baar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari baar baar nahi aati.

33.
Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, Marne kai baad intizaar nahi hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarha,
Cool, sweet and smart nahi hota.

34.
Doctor ne aadmi se pucha… Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Aadmi ne kaha… Kyun nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

35.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!

36.
Na pyar, na yaar, Na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bas har ladki ko line maro.
37.
Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

38.

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
39.

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
40.
Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!
41.
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na
Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai
42.
Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

43.
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….
44.
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
45.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
46.
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!
47.
Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’
48.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
49.
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par..larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .
50.
Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath

51.
Boy: I love you baby
Girl: I Have already a boyfriend
He: Olx pe bech de
Purana jayega, tabhi to naya aayega

52.
Husband – mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo??
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aya tha
53.
Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Tailor:
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Jailor;
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na!!!
54.
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend
Jo Apni girlfriend Se Yeh Sunta Hoga….
Jaanu Tum Phone Cut Karo Na,
Main tumko call back karti hun..
55.
GF 2 BF bahot attitude hai tum me
BF – Attitude to bachpan se Hai
Jab me peda huwa tha
to ded saal mene kisi se baat nahi ki the ……….funny hindi joke
56.
Mummy-beta paper kesa tha?
Beta-Patla saa tha, white colour ka
…
Mummy gusse me-de thappar de thappar par thappar
kamine tune kuch nahi lika hoga exam me nalayak
Jinte Jildi ladko ko love ho jata hai
utni jaldi ladki ye bhi decide nahi kaar pati hai
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Dark lipstick lagani hai ya light
57.
Log pata Nhi Kaise propose kar dete Hain
Mujhe To Pani-Puri Khane K Bad,
Papdi Mangne Me Bhi Sharam Aa Jati Hai
58.
Aajkal Ke ladko Ko Kya Pata Struggle Kya Hai ??
Hum Ne Wo Time Bhi Dekha Hai Jab.
Mobile Me “S” Type Karne K Liye..
“7” K Button Ko 4 Baar Dabana Padta Thaa
59.
BF 2 GF- girl Love Marriage Q Karti Ho?
Gf: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se To Achaa Hai,
Jaana Pehchana Kamina Mil Jaye.
60.
Tinku: 1 Manf0rce Dena.
Dukandaar: Tum To Masterjee K Bete Ho na?
Tinku: Mentos Bola Mentossssssss,
1-2 Vicks vi De Dena Gala Kharab H
Medicine ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
61.
Yoga Madam:- Dear students!!
Batao Mai Ek Paav Par Kab Aur.
Kyo Khadi Rehti Hu ??
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Student:- Nahane Ke Baad Chaddi Pahane Ke Time…
62.
Rahul Gandhi Kehte Hai,
“Congress Koi Party Nahi, Ek Soch Hai”
Aur
Vidya Balan Kehti Hai,
“Jahan Soch Hai, Wahan Shouchalay Hai”
Bahut Confusion Hai Bhai Sahab!!
63.
Girlfriend bnane ke baad he
athiktar logo ka pata chalta hai ki
100 rupye se uper ki vi chocolate aati hai
64.
Husband driving Car At Very High Speed:
Dekhi Meri Speed darling??
&
Achanak Car Band Ho Gai..
Biwi Hasne Lagi
Husbnd: Kya Huaa??
Biwi: Kuchh Nahi, Kal Rat Ki Yad Aagai..
65.
2 Larkiyon Ko 5 Saal Ki Saza Mili.
Dono 1 Hi Room Mai 5 Saal Guzarnay Ke Bad
Jab Ghar Janay Lagii To…
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1 Larki Boli.
Chal Thikk Hai Baakii Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain.
66.
Kid 2 Mom: 20 Rs Dena,
Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.
Mom: Kaha Hai Garib?
Kid:Bechra Bahar Dhup Me,
Icecream Bech Raha Hai mummy……..
67.
Ek angrej hindi sikhne ke liye india aaya
30 din yahi raha,
finally usne 2 baate sikhi:”
1. Bigli aa gayi.
2. phir chali gayi…
68.
Explaining Friends –
Difference Between Shitt & Ohh Shitt.
A Boy Threw A Love Letter To A Girl,
And Fell Near Her Brother !
Shittt !
And His Brother Was A Gay Oh Shitt.
69.
Very very funny shayari by thief-
Mobile ke night plans ne to hume,
Bhuka maar diya hai dosto,
Jis ghar mein chori k liye jao,
Koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai..
70.
Husband : Yaar, Main Koi Bhi Kaam Karta Hu,
To Meri Biwi bich me Aa Jati Hai
Friend : Yaar,
Tu Truck Chalaa Kar Dekh,
Shaayad Qismat Saath De De…!
“Try Your Best Luck”
71.
Just 4 my cute friends only
Why Do Popcorn Jump When It Is In The Stove?
Why?
Why?
Very curiors na……..
You Sit On The Stove And Then See Why It Will Jump
72.
1 ladke Ne Red Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya
Ladka : Mujhe Ek bag Mila Hai,
Jisme 20000 Cash.
Samsung Galaxy S6
1 Credit Card Aur
Richa gupta Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.
RJ: Wah… Aap Kitne Honest Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???
ladka : Nahi!!Nahi!!
Main Chahta Hu Ki Richa Gupta Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye…..very very sad song
73.
Wife- mere humdum mere dost,
Aaj tumhari gf night stay karne aaa rahi hai !
Maine fridge mein beer &
Fresh fruit salad banake rakha h
Room freshner side table par h
Nahanay ka soap or towel bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko leker papa k yaha jaa rahi hoon,
Kal sham tak aajaungi,
Isko kahate hai
Ek husband ke haseen sapne!!!
74.
Chamali bhabhi ne chaat ki dukan kholi
Dukan khulte hi consumer ki line lag gayi
kyoki
Board par lika tha-
“Sirf 20 Rupye me chamali Bhabhi ki chaat lòó”
75.
Santa: Thinking….thinking…
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’
76.
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya
77.
3 boys proposed a girl
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
Girl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
Girl: very old dialogue h
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
78.
Very very funny definition of latest fasion designing trend…
Wat is FASHION DESIGNING?
Too many talented Brains working on
Too little clothes with
Too many ideas on how 2 cover;
Too little areas..
To expose smartly N Boldly
79.
50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?
1. Girlfriend nahi manti?
2. Seriousness?
3. Dono Raji nahi hote
Ans- room-space hi nahi milta!!
80.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge…

……. Best hindi shayari
81.
ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko branch maneger samghte the………….
82.
Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
Rahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
Naai:inhe padhker logo ke
Baal khare ho jate hai aur
Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h
83.
Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
Bachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
Aasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri
84.
Teacher – Who is very patient person in world?
Santa- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
Teacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
phir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar….
85.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya….
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

…………kids hindi joke
86.
Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah…

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” krta hu main”
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad”(wah-wah)

………………..best Hindi shayari

87.
msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho…..
88.
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
89.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

…..Best hindi sms

90.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
91.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
92.
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
93.
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
94.
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”
95.
Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana
96.
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
97.
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
98.
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call receive ho gayi?
99.
Sonu-Yaar,English Me ‘Jhopdi’ Ko Kya Kehte He
Monu-Hutt
Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho
100.
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

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This is the ultimate list of hindi shayari containing more than 2000 shayari in english and hindi language.Enjoy.

1 Na jane ,DiL kyun Khincha jata hai uski Taraf,
Kiya Usne bhi Mujhe Paaney Ki Dua mangi Hai

2 Tu saath chalta to shayad manzil mil jaati mujhe.
Mujhe to koi rasta pehchanta nahi

3 Apni pyari Ankhon Main Chupalo Mujhko
Muhabbat tm Se He Churalo Mujhko
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Tera Sath Chalenge Hum
Yaqeen NA Ho To Azmalo Mujhko
Tere Her Dukh Ko Seh Lenge Hans K Hum
Apne Wajood Ki Chadar Bana Lo Mujh Ko
Zindagi Bhi Tere Naam Kardi Maine
Bas Chand Lamhe Seeny Se Laga Lo Mujhko…

4 True lines….
Kisi se shirf utna hi door hona,
Ki use apki ahmiyt ka ehsas ho jye.
Lekin kbhi itna bhi dur mt hona,
Ki vo apke bina jena sekh le.

5 Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke
Mujhe Rula Diya..
.
Jab Dard Bardaasht Nahi
Kar
Sakte To Mohabbat Kyo Ki… ?

6 Mohabbat ki daastan Sunane Aaye hain,
Tabaah krne k bad wo Pyar jatane Aaye hai
Aansu pochh liye the Humne kab ke
Magar wo fir se aaj hume Rulane Aaye hai..

7 टूटे हुए दिल को, संभलने की ….आस क्या रखिये
कितना खोया है ज़िंदगी में …. हिसाब क्या रखिये
चेहरे पे ग़म बिठा कर क्या मिलेगा दोस्तो,
अपने अज़ाब अपने हैं, औरों को ….उदास क्या रखिये

8 Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hume
Jitni door jaoge nazdeek paoge hume…………!!!
Mita sakte ho toh mita do yaade meri
Magar kya sanso se juda kar paoge hume…..

9 Zindgi Haseen Hai
Zindgi Se Pyar Karo,
!Hai Andhera To Kya,
Ujale Ka Intezar Karo,
!Wo Pal Bhi Ayega
Jiska Intzar Hai Apko,
!Rab Par Bhrosa Or
Waqt Par Aitbar Karo,

10 Laafzo me kya taarif karun aapki,
aap lafzo me kaise sama paaoge,
jab log hamare baare me puchenege,
meri aankho me jaanemaan sirf tum nazar aaoge.

11 Tum ko to JAAN se pyara bana liya
DIL ka sukon ankh ka TARA bana liya
Ab tum sath do ya na do ye tumhri MARZI
Hum ne to tumhe zindgi ka SAHARA bana liya..

12 DEEP Jalte jagmgate rahain,
Aap hum ko hum aap ko YAAD atey rahain
Jab tak zindgi hai DUA hai hamari,
Aap PHOOLON ki tarha muskrate rahain.!!

13 Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

14 Saari umar tum ko pyar mile
|
Jo dil mai hai wo hazar baar
mile
|
Bichar jate hai milne ke bad
bhi kuch log
|
Jo kbhi na bichre aisa tumko
pyar mile..

15 कभी उसने भी हमें चाहत का पैगाम लिखा था
सब कुछ उसने अपना हमारे नाम लिखा था
सुना हैं आज उनको हमारे जिक्र से भी नफ़रत है
जिसने कभी अपने दिल पर हमारा नाम लिखा था

16 Saath na rehne se Rishte nahi tuta karte
Waqt ke hath se Lamhe nahi chhuta karte
Log kehte hain mera Sapna toot gaya…
Toot ti neend hai Sapne nahi toota karte.

17 Sabhi Tareef karty hain Meri shayri ki lekin……….
Kabhi koi nai sunta mere alfaz ki siski.

18 Pyar “INSAN” Se Karo Uski “Aadat” Se Nahi…
“Rutho” Unki “Baato” Se Magar Unse Nahi…
.
“Bhoolo” Unki “Galtiya” Par Unhe Nahi..
Kyuki “Rishto” Se Badhkar Kuch Bhi Nahi .

19 Ek pal ki judai gawara na ..kar sake
Aisa ishq hum dobara na ..kar sake
Zindagi bhar palat ke naa dekha kabhi
Hum fir v shikwa tumhara naa ..kar sake
Tune toh har kisi se dil laga ke dekha
Magr hum apne dil ko awara na ..kar sake
Jaan tak luta di un ke pyar mein magar
Ek Dil hi woh apna humara naa ..kar sake

20 Zamane mein aise bhi naadan hote hain..
apni kashti le jaate hain jahan toofaan hote hain…
Kyon basaate ho unko dil mein ?..
jo dil ki basti mein chand dinon ke mehmaan hote hain …!!

21 Gile shikwe na dil se
Laga lena..!
Kabhi maan jana to
Kabhi manaa lena..!
Kal ka kya pata hum ho na ho
Jab mauka mile thoda
Hass lena aur hasaa dena

22 Saath tumhara dena hai,
aur saath tumhara paana hai..
Patthron ke is shehar mein,
kaanch ka ghar banana hai..
Aasmanon pe jo rishta bana,
usey duniya mein nibhana hai…
Ek naam tumhara liknna hai,
ek naam humen ban jaana hai..
Kuchh baaten tum se karni hain,
kuchh dil ka haal sunana hai..
Chupke se jo mangi hai,
un duaaon mein tum ko paana hai,
Tum rooth ke mujh se mat jaao,
mujhe saath tumhara paana hai..
Tum lout ke wapas aa jaao,
mujhe zindagi tumhe banana hai …!!

23 Door hain aap se toh koi ghum nahin,
door reh ke bhoolne waale hum nahin..
Roz mulaqaat na ho toh kya hua ?
aap ki yaad aap ki mulaqaat se kam nahin …!!

24 Din, Mahinay, Salon ka HiSaab Nahi Aata Mujhe,
HaMesha Se HaMesha tak Saath tumHara Chahiye.

25 ना पीने का शौक था, ना पिलाने का शौक था,
हमे तो सिर्फ नझर मिलाने का शौक था,
पर क्या करे यारो, हम नझर ही उनसे मिला बैठे,
जिन्हे; सिर्फ; नझरो से पिलाने का शौक था !!

26 Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hain…
Kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hain…
Kyun dosh dete hain hum kaanto ko…
Zakhm to humne phulo se hi paya hain…

27 Hum Woh Phool Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahi Khiltay
Yeh Wo Hont Hain Jo Kabhi Nahin Siltay
Hum Se Bichro Ge To Ehsas Hoga Tumhain
Hum Wo Dost Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahin Miltay..

28 Kitni kaatil hai ye…
Zindagi ki aarZo..
Marr jaate hai log…
kisi par…
Jeene k liye

29 Phul ban kar muskurana hum jante hai,
Muskurake ghum bhulana hum jantehe,
Milke log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile rishte nibhna hum jante hai.!!

30 देख कर उसको तेरा यूँ पलट
जाना,…..
नफरत बता रही है
तूने मोहब्बत गज़ब की थी.

31 Mohabbat kaisi bhi ho dosto. ..
Sajda karna sikha deti hai. …
Tanhaiyo me rona sikha deti hai. …
Akele gum sum rehna sikha deti hai. …
Aankhe nam ho fir b sabke liye hasna sikha deti hai. .
Haste haste rona sikha deti hai. ..
Jo kisi ne na sikhaya ho. ..
Vo mohabbat sikha deti hai. …

32 Upar se gusa aur dil me pyr karte ho,
nazre churate ho or dil bekrar krte ho,
lakh chupalo duniya se,
mujhe pta hai k aap roz mera intazar karte ho..

33 Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai

34 Ghalat Suna Tha Mohabbat Aankhon Se Hoti Hai,
Dil Toh Woh Bhi Le Jaate Hain Jo Palkein Tak Nahin Uthaate

35 Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain
Kare to Marr jaye
chode to kidhar jaye!!!!

36 Hum toh fanaah ho gaye uskii ankhen dekh kar Ghalib,
Naa janay woh Aainaa kiasay dekhte hogey ..

37 Kyun na gharoor karta mein apney aap pey…
Mujhe us ney chaha jis ka chahnay waly
hazaron the…!

38 Aarju ye nhi ki gam ka toofan tal jaye,
Fikar to ye hai aapka dil na badal jaye,
Kbhi mujhko agar bhulana chaho to,
Dard itna dena ki mera dam nikal jaye.

39 अपनी ज़ुल्फ़ों को सितारों के हवाले कर दो
शहर-ए-गुल बादागुसारों के हवाले कर दो
तल्ख़ि-ए-होश हो या मस्ती-ए-इदराक-ए-जुनूँ
आज हर चीज़ बहारों के हवाले कर दो
मुझ को यारो न करो रहनुमाओं के सुपुर्द
मुझ को तुम रहगुज़ारों के हवाले कर दो
जागने वालों का तूफ़ाँ से कर दो रिश्ता
सोने वालों को किनारों के हवाले कर दो
मेरी तौबा का बजा है यही एजाज़ ‘अवि’
मेरा साग़र मेरे यारों के हवाले कर दो

40 Roz Tera intezar Hota Hai
Roz Ye Dil Beqarar Hota Hai
Kaash K Tum Samajh Sakte K
Chup Rehnay Walo Ko B Kisi Se Piyar Hota Hai.

41 ना करना हमसे प्यार का फिर झुठा वादा..
माँगी है आज दुआ के तुझे भुल जाएँ हम.!!

42 Jaane kya baat hai usme, jo mujhe kisi aur me
nazar nahi aati.
Kya kashish hai un aankhon me ki mai nazar
hataa nahi paati.
Kya hai jo har pal mujhe hairaan kiya karta hai,
Kya hai jo mai tasaboor se mita nahi paati.

43 Dard Hota h Magar Shikwa nahi karte
Kon kehta h Hum Wafa nahi Karte
Aakhir Q nahi Badalti Taqdir Meri
Kya Mere Chahne Wale Mere Liye DUA Nahi
Karte?

44 सुकून मिल गया मुझको
बदनाम होकर,
आपके हर इक इल्ज़ाम पे
यूँ बेजुबान होकर…
लोग पढ़ ही लेंगें आपकी आँखों में मेरी मोहब्बत,
चाहे कर दो इनकार
अंजान होकर…

45 Hamare Ashk Mein Apka
Khwab Chhupa Hai…..
..
Hamari Khushi Mein Apka
Ehsas Chupa Hai…..
..
Tum Hamari Dastan Mein
Raho Ya Na Raho…..
..
Lekin Is Dil Mein Hamesha
Aapke Liye Pyar Chupa Hai.

46 Jisko Chaho Use Chahat Bata Bhi Dena,
Kitna Pyar He Usse Ye Jata Bhi Dena,
Ki Kahi Dil Uska Kahi Aur Na Lag Jaye,
Karke Izhar Uske Dil Ko Chura Bhi Lena,
Galti Se Bhi Ruthe Kabhi To Use Mana Bhi
Lena,
Ki Bahut Haseen Hota Hai Ye Pyar Ka Rishta,
Ki kabhi galti se bhi isey tod na lena .

47 Mafi mangna yeh zahir nai karta,
Ki ap galat or dosra sahi hai Balkay,
Yeh zahir karta hai ki,
Ap ko rishton ki ehmiyat,
Ap ki aan say barh kar hai!

48 Talaash kar dekho meri mOhabbat kO apne dil
mein,
Dard hO tO samjh lena ke mOhabbat ab bhi
baki hai..!

49 Shikayat Kya Karon Dono Taraf Gham Ka
Fasana Hai,
Mere Aage Mohobbat Hai Tere Aage Zamana
Hai …!!

50 Jazbaat Mere Kahi Kuch Khoye Hue Se Hain,
Kahu Kaise Wo Tumse Thoda Sharmaye Hue Se
Hain,
Par Aaj Na Rok Sakunga Jazbato Ko Mai Apne,
Karte Hai Pyar Hum Tumhi Se Par Ghabraye
Hue Se Hain.

51 Hai Itni Mahobbat Mujhe Tumse Ki,
Alfaazo Me Bhi Tum Ise Pa Na Paoge,
Agar Na Ho Yakeen To Aazma Ke Dekho,
Tum Khud Ko Bhi Itna Chah Na Paoge,
Mai Wo Saaya Hu Teri Saanso Se Jura,
Ek Pal Bhi Ise Khud Se Juda Na Paoge,
Mera Rab Gawah He Meri Mahobbat Ka,
Chahkar Bhi Tum Mujko Bhula Na Paoge.

52 ajane Kab Tak Ye Aankhein Uska Intejar
Karengi,
Uski Yaad Mai Kab Tak Khud Ko Bekarar
Karengi,
Usey To Ehsas Tak Nahi Is Mohabbat Ka Yaaro,
Kab Tak Ye Dhadkane Uska Aitbaar Karengi.

53 तुम आये तो लगा हर खुशी आ गई
यू लगा जैसे ज़िन्दगी आ गई
था जिस घड़ी का मुझे कब से इंतज़ार
अचानक वो मेरे करीब आ गई …

54 Tum kyu aise khoyi-khoyi si rehti ho ?
Tum kyu aise ghum-shum si rehti ho ?
Konsa gum hai tumhe jo sabse chipati ho ?
Kisliye har baat par apna jee jalati ho ?
Kyu aaj tak tumne kisi ko apna banaya nahi ?
Kyu tumhe kisi ne hasna sikhaya nahi?

55 Chahat To Hum Bhi Rakte Hain,
Kisi Ke Dil Me Hum Bhi Dhadakte Hain,
Na Jane Woh Kab Milenge,
Jin Ke Liye Hum Roz Tadapte Hain.

56
1 Pehchan Hazaro Rishte
Bana Deti Hai~!!

1 Muskan Hazaro Ghum
Bhula Deti Hai~!!
Zindagi Ke Safar Me Sambhal
Kar Chalna Mere Dosto,

1 Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne
Jala Deti Hai…

57 Jis kadar zameen aasman ka milna mumkin nahi..
aisi hi kuch saza paa gayi hu tere pyaar mein..
to kar chalein missalein kayam dooriyon ki…
mai zindagi bhar pyaasi rahungi…
aur tum yuhin baraste rehna..

58 Jab Kisi Ko Chaho To Ye Ummid Mat Karo
.
Ki Wo Bhi Tumhe Hi Chahe…
.
KOSIS Karo
Tumhari Chahat AISI Ho
.
.
ki Use Tumhare SIWA KISI Or ki Chahat PASAND
Na Aaye…!!

59 Apni Yaadon Me Hum Tumhe
Basana Chahte Hai
Apne Paas Tumhe Hum Bula
na Chahte Hai
Tumhe Yaad Karte Karte thak
gaye hai
Ab Hum Tumhey Yaad Aana
Chahte Hai…

60 Kesay Kahon Main K Apna Bana Lo Mujhey,
Baahon Me Apni Tum Saama Lo Mujhey,
Bin Tumharey Ek Pal Bhi Ab Kat-ta Nahi Maera,
Bas Ab Tum Aa Ker Mujh Hi Se Chura Lo Mujhey,
…Zindagi To Wo Hai Sang Tumharey Jo Guzrey,
Duniya K Ghamon Se Ab To Chura lo Mujhey,
Maeri Sab Se Gehri Khuwahish Ho Jaye Puri,
Tum Agar Aaj Pass Apnay Bula Lo Mujhey,
Ye Kaesa Nasha Hai jo Behka Raha Hai Mujhey,
Agar Tumharay Hain Hum To Sambhalo Mujhey,
Najanay Phir kesay Guzrey Gi Apni Ye Zindagani,
Agar Apnay Dil Se Kabhi Tum Jo Nikalo Mujhey

61 Bura Na Man Agar Mai Tujhko Pyar Karti Hu,
Gunah Kon Sa Aisa Mai Yar Karti Hu..
Meri Khataon Me Meri Samjh Ka Nahee Koi Dakhal,
Mai Jo Bhi Karti Hun Be Ikhtiyaar Karti Hu..
Tu Kitne Pyar Ke Qabil Ha Kya Khabar Mujhe,
Ke Mai To Jitna Bhi Mumkin Ho Bas Pyar Karti Hu..
Khuda Ki Duniya Se Itni Mohabbat Nahee Hai Shayad,
Khuda Ke Ek Bande Ko Jitna Mai Pyar Karti Hu.

62 Unke Bina Pal Bitana Muskil Hua…
Chaha Bahut Par Unhe Btana Muskil
Hua
Ho Gaye Wo Is Kadar Apne
Ki Unki Galti Par Rooth Jana
Bhi Muskil Hua ..

63 Parwah kar uski jo teri parwah karey….
Zindagi mein jo kabhi na tanha karey…
Jaan “ban k utar ja uski “jaan” mein…
Jo”jaan” se bhi ziyada tujhse wafa karey

64 Chupke se Chand ki Roshni chhu jaye aapko,
Dheere se Yeh hawa kuch keh jaye aapko,
Dil se jo chahte ho maang lo khuda se
Hum Dua karte hain mil jaye woh aapko

65 ना पीने का शौक था, ना पिलाने का शौक था,
हमे तो सिर्फ नझर मिलाने का शौक था,
पर क्या करे यारो, हम नझर ही उनसे मिला बैठे,
जिन्हे; सिर्फ; नझरो से पिलाने का शौक था !!

66 Kuch Lafz Bina Kahe Alfaaz Hote Hain,
Kuch Log is Kadar Khaas Hote Hain,
Door Ho Woh Chahe Nazron Se,
Lekin Fir Bhi Dil Ke Bahut Pas Hote Hain.

67 Aghosh Mein Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoon Main
Basa Lo Dil Ki Dhadkan Mein Tanha Hoon Main
Jo Tum Nahin Zindagi Mein Toh Kuchh Nahin
Samaa Jao Mujhi Mein Ke Tanha Hoon Main..

68 Mere Dil Me Tu Hi Tu Hai,
Dil Ki Dawa Kya Karu..,.
Dil Bhi Tu Hai,
Jaan Bhi Tu Hai,
Tujh Pe Fidaa Kya Karu..

69 Aaj Tumhari Baanh’on Me Rehnay Ko
Humara Dil Kar Raha Hai,
Aaj Apne Mann Ki har baat batane
Ko Humara Dil Kar Raha Hai,
Kaesy Yaqeen Di’lain Tumhain Aaj
Hum Apne Bhar-Pur Pyaar Ka,
Aaj Jee Jaan Se Tum Pe Mit Janay
Ko Humara Dil Kar Raha Hai,

70 Aghosh Mein Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoon Main
Basa Lo Dil Ki Dhadkan Mein Tanha Hoon Main
Jo Tum Nahin Zindagi Mein Toh Kuchh Nahin
Samaa Jao Mujhi Mein Ke Tanha Hoon Main.

71 Ek Sapne Ki Tarah Tujhe Saja Ke Rakhun,
Chandni Raat Ki Nazron Se Chhupa Ke Rakhun..
Meri Taqdeer Mein Tumhara Saath Nahi,
Warna Saari Umar Tujhe Apna Bana Ke Rakhun …..!!

72 Tera Saath hai Toh mujhe kya kami hai..
Teri har muskan se mili mujhe kushi hai…
Muskuraate Rehna isi Tarah humesha ..!
Kyonki teri is muskan mein meri jaan basi hai …!!

73 Tu lafzon ki tarha mujh se kitabon mein mila kar,
Logon ka tujhe dar hai tu khawabon mein mila kar
Phool ka khushboo se taluk hain zaruri,
Tu mehak ban kar mujh se gulabon mein mila kar
Jise chhu kar main mehsoos kar saku,
Tu masti ki tarha mujh se sharabon mein mila kar
Main bhi insan hu, hai dar mujhko bhi behakne ka
Is waaste tu mujh se hijabon mein mila kar….!!!

74 Kyon daren ki zindagi mein kya hoga..
har waqt kyon sochen ki bura hoga..
Badhte rahen manzilon ki aor hum..
Kuchh na bhi mila toh kya tazurba toh naya hoga …!

75 जो कभी फैसला वो
साथ चलने का करे..
दुआ है खुदा से
मुझे मंज़िल ही ना मिले.!!

76 Khubsurat Sa Koi Pal Ek Kissa Banjata Hai,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Zindagi Ka Hissa Ban Jata Hai,
Zindagi Main Kuch Log Aise Bhi Milte Hai,
Jinse Kabhi Na Tutne Wala Rista Banjata Hai…

77 Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana insaan ki jarurat hoti hai.

78 Meri Aankhon ke Samandar mein Jalan kaisi hai
Aaj phir dil ko Tarapne ki Lagan kaisi hai
Ab Is raah pe Chiraghon ki Qatarein bhi nahi
Ab tere Shehar ki Galiyon mein Ghutan kaisi hai…

79 Tere pyaar ka sila har haal mein denge,
Khuda bhi maange ye dil toh taal denge…
Agar dil ne keha tum bewafa ho,
Toh is dil ko bhi seene se nikaal denge …!

80 Dil ko mere ghayal kar gaye khanjar hain
tumhari aankhein ,,
Zindagi meri mehkane lagi hai khushbu jaisi hain
tumhari saansein ,,
Lagta hai chahat mein lipat gaya hun aisi hain
tumhari baahein ,,
Shayari ke jaise likhta rehta hun aisi hain tumhari
baatein..!!

81 छू ले आसमान ज़मीन की तलाश ना कर,
जी ले ज़िंदगी खुशी की तलाश ना कर,
तकदीर बदल जाएगी खुद ही मेरे दोस्त,
मुस्कुराना सीख ले वजह की तलाश ना कर.

82 तुम आये तो लगा हर खुशी आ गई
यू लगा जैसे ज़िन्दगी आ गई
था जिस घड़ी का मुझे कब से इंतज़ार
अचानक वो मेरे करीब आ गई …

83 चाहत की कोई हद नहीँ होती..
सारी उम्र भी बीत जाए..
मोहब्बत कभी कम नहीँ होती.!!

84 Pyar ek haseen lamha hai usko jeene wala chahiye
Pyar ek sapno ki duniya hai usme rehne wala chahiye
Pyar ek vishvas hai uss per sath chalne wala chahiye
Pyar ek khushi hai jisko baatne wala chahiye
Pyar ek bejuba shabd jisko bolne wala chahiye
Pyar ek aashiqui hai jiska sath nibhane wala chahiye
Pyar ek gam bhi hai jisme aansoo pochne wala chahiye
Pyar ek sath suro ka sangam hai jisme taal milane wala chahiye
Pyar ek diwangi hai jisme kho jane wala chahiye
Pyar ek raaz hai jisko samajhne wala chahiye
Pyar ek nadani hai ussa bacchane wala chahiye
Pyar ek khamoshi hai jisse padhne wala chahiye
Pyar ek heera hai jisko khojne wala chahiye
Pyar ek ehsas hai jisko mehsus karne wala chahiye
Pyar ek aadhura shabd hai usko pura karne wala chahiye
Pyar ek rishta hai jisko apnane wala chahiye
Pyar ek jivan hai jiske sath jingadi bitane wala chahiye..

85 Wo Ek Pal Hi Kaafi Hai
Jisme Tum Shamil Ho
.
Uss Pal Se Jyada Toh
Zindagi Ki Khwaish Hi Nahi Mujhe .

86 Izhaar ‘e’ yaad karu….
Ya puchun haal ‘e’ dil unkaa…..
Ayee dil kuch to bahana bata….
unse guftgu karne kaa..

87 वो मायूसी के लम्होँ मेँ
ज़रा भी हौँसला देते तो..
हम काग़ज़ की कश्ती पे
समंदर मेँ उतर जाते.!!

88 Teri Dharkan Hi Zindagi
Ka Kissa Hai Mera…
Tu Zindagi Ka Ek Eham
Hissa Hai Mera…
.
.
Meri Mohabbat Tujhse,
Sirf Lafzo Ki Nahin Hai…
Teri Rooh Se Rooh Tak Ka
Rishta Hai Mera…!!

89 Aaj bhi ek sawal hai is dil me.,
Pyar ka gam beshumar hai is dil me..
Kuch keh nahi pata ye kambakht dil..,
Magar tumhare liye Aaj bhi
bahut pyar hai is dil mein..!!

90 नक़ाब उठा कर जब भी वो
चमन से गुज़रती है…
समझ कर फूल उसके लबोँ
पर तितली बैठ जाती है.!!

91 ISHTA unse banao jo nibhaana jaantein ho,
NAFRAT unse karo jo bhulaana jaantein ho.
GUSSA unse karo jo manaana jaantein ho,
aur PYAR unse karo jo DIL-O-JAAN lutaana jaantein ho….!!

92 ishq kaise hota hai..ishq kisko kahete hai mohsin
tera majboor kar dena mera majboor ho jaana

93 kar meri mohabbat ka aitbaar samandar
mai bo kasti hu jise koi duba nhi sakta .

94 उसका वादा भी अजीब था.. कि जिन्दगी भर साथ निभायेंगे, मैंने भी ये नहीं पुछा की मोहब्बत के साथ या यादों के साथ..!!

95 zindagi mein manzileen to mil hi jaati hai mohsin
bus woh log nahi milte jinhe is dil ne chaha ho

96 kash ye dunia haseen hoti
khud k chahne sy her dua kabool hoti
khny k liye tu sbi apny hn
pr kash koi aisa hota
jisay mere dard sy b takleef hoti.

97 Suno…
Maine Tumse Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Ab Ye Gunaah Hai Toh Hai..
Tujh Bin Jeene Ki Aadat Nahi Mujhe,
Ab Ye Khata Hai Toh Hai..
Tum Na Mile Toh Shayad Main Jee Na Sakun,
Ab Ye Bewqoofi Hai Toh Hai..
Main Janta Hun Ki Tumhe Nafart Hai Mujh se,
Par Mujhe Tujh se Mohabbat Hai Toh Hai …!!

98 Aisa Nahi Ke Ham Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Tumhain Chahtay Thay, Per Teri Ulfat Nahi Mili
Milnay Ko Zindagi Mein Tou Kayi Hamsafar Milay
Per Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili
Chehron Mein Dosron Ke Tujhe Dhoondtay Rahay
Soorat Nahi Mili Kaheen Seerat Nahi Mili
Bohat Dair Se Aaya TU Mere Paas
Alfaaz Dhoondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili
Tujh Ko Gila Hai Ke Tawajja Na Di Tujhe
Laikin Ham Ko Tou Khud Apni Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Ham Ko Tou Teri Har Aadat Achi Lagi “
Afsos Ke Tujh Se Meri Aadat Nahi Mili

99 Meri Khamoshi Meri
Aadat Hai,
In Dooriyon Mein Bhi Meri
Chahat Hai,
Meri Zindagi Agar
Khubsurat Hai,
Toh Uski Wajah Aapki Muskurahat Hai …!

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(1). I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me.

(2). Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts

(3). One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.

(4). The more we are filled with love, the less room there is for hate.

(5). How do you stop yourself from loving someone when you know it will never work out?

(6). Sometimes all you ever want is someone to want and need you as much as you want and need them..

(7). Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering.

(8). Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine for a wound given by love.

(9). I’m missing something in my life these days

(10). I always found the right one on wrong time.

(11). Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.

(12). If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..

(13). I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.

(14). Say what you feel, Do what you think, Give what you got, But never regret.

(15). If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.

(16). They ignore you until they need you.

(17). People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.

(18). I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

(19). A great many people have a soldier’s stomach – everything they eat goes to the front.

(20). Wo aai meri mazar par mehboob k sath, kaun kahta hai marne k baad Jalaya nahin jata.

(21). People cry not because they are weak, It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.

(22). You’re the only exception.

(23). Life goes on with or without you!

(24). Let no one think I gave in.

(25). The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

(26). Out of all lies you have told….. was my favorite.

(27). Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke!

(28). I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, and then you start talking to me like nothing happened !!

(29). I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

(30). One Of The Hardest Things To Do.Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.

(31). The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

(32). Love Is The Slowest Suicide, And You Can’t Stop It, Even Though It’s Killing You On The Inside, You Just Have To Live With All The Pain Until It’s Finally Over!!!!

(33). Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you’ll never know me.

(34). How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?

(35). People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..

(36). I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.. :@

(37). I’m leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?

(38). Never cry for anyone in your life, because those you cry for don’t deserve your tears and those who are deserving will never let you cry.

(39). A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.

(40). Sometimes it’s better to just quietly and privately miss someone than to let them know and still be ignored.. !

(41). I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..

(42). One Of The Hardest Things In Life Is Having The Words In Your Heart That You Can Not Speak :/ :/

(43). The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

(44). I’m invisible,until someone needs me.

(45). We can do no great things, only small things with great love.

(46). Do you know that those who appear strong, in fact have a very emotional heart and are very vulnerable?

(47). You just can’t please everybody.

(48). Wants you to know that every time I take a breath, every time my heart beats, I think of you. I am helplessly in love with you…

(49). Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows what’s going on.

(50). Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.

(51). You don’t really know what you have until it’s gone..

(52). I’m not afraid to fall in LOVE, I’m afraid to fall for a wrong person again.

(53). I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.

(54). I miss how you always MADE time for me.

(55). Is having one of those days where they feels like they can’t do anything right.

(56). You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.

(57). Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

(58). Forgive me for my mistakes, I’m still a kid learning the responsibility of being an adult..

(59). I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.

(60). Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi … par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya

(61). If you left me without a REASON, Do not come back with an Excuse.

(62). It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.

(63). Sometimes, you have to smile to hide your fears and laugh to hide your tears.

(64). I just want to fall asleep until i don;t miss you anymore.

(65). Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

(66). Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.

(67). Bahut bheed hai is mohabbat k shahar main, ek baar jo bichhada dobara nahin milta.

(68). BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.

(69). We used to talk for hours on end & now its like we never knew each other.

(70). I’m not somebody who will go out of my way to hurt somebody when i love them… I’m somebody who will go out of my way to get hurt for the people i love..

(71). I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me.

(72). The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.

(73). As I’m trying to make everyone else happy I’m making myself miserable in the process

(74). Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.

(75). “Love that gives us our pet is unique, I feel very sad because my dog died. In the house it!!!!

(76). Pretending to be happy when you’re in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.

(77). But the all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.

(78). Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything. Your job is just to pump blood, So stick to it.

(79). 1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I’ll see what I gained.

(80). Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.

(81). Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.

(82). If you give up on me, I’m going to give up on me too.

(83). Tears are not a sign of weakness, but of courage. Hiding your emotions is self destructive and will never allow you to heal.

(84). That Sad Moment When Your Silence To Save Relation Consider As Your Ego….

(85). How did I go from being so happy, to so sad…

(86). Tajurbe ne ek baat sikhai hai… Ek naya Dard hi…Purane Dard ki dawai hai!

(87). Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.

(88). One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

(89). BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.

(90). When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut… it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

(91). I always found the right one on wrong time.

(92). Fu(k you >——^ __ ^——< this much.

(93). Missing someone + No text from them = Worst feeling.

(94). The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness..

(95). The worst felling is pretending as if you don’t care at all, When in reality that’s all you can think of.

(96). Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.

(97). ‘You must be, said the Cat. ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’

(98). It’s sad how people become what they had promised they never will.

(99). Make the most beautiful Mistakes, mine is you.

(100). 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!

Sad Status

(1). I never feel alone bcz loneliness is always with me.

(2). Seven days without love makes one weak.

(3). Meri khamoshi mere andar chipe dard ka dusra naam hai.

(4). Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it’s laws.

(5). How did I go from being so happy, to so sad..

(6). I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

(7). I’m slowly giving up.

(8). Love can’t be found Where it doesn’t exist ..

(9). Sometimes it’s better to be Alone, Nobody can hurt you

(10). God only makes happy endings. If it’s not happy, then it’s not the end.

(11). Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.

(12). I’m leaving for our own Good, Now i am happy, how about you?

(13). I Walk Around With A Smile On My Face, But Underneath Is The Lonely Tears That Only Come Out At Night After Everyone Goes To Sleep…Praying Things Get Better!

(14). Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.

(15). Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping

(16). Time doesn’t really Heal the heart. It just makes the heart forget all the pain.

(17). Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

(18). I just want to fall asleep until i don;t miss you anymore.

(19). My heart was taken by you, broken by you, and now it is in pieces because of you.

(20). Two barrels of tears do not heal a bruise.

(21). It’s weird how the happiest memories drive you to tears..

(22). A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT & LIES.

(23). Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can’t speak.

(24). There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

(25). Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.I’m missing something in my life these days.

(26). If you leave without a reason dont come back with an excuse.

(27). I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

(28). My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them..

(29). Can’t deny that I want you.

(30). You’re the only exception.

(31). Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can’t trust :'(

(32). No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

(33). Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes ‘DESSERTS’.

(34). Oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you want something from me.

(35). The worst feeling is when you smile at your crush, but they don’t even acknowledge your existence…

(36). I used to love you with all my heart, but now I tell myself I’m done. And then I look at you and tell myself I’m lying.

(37). There are times when we must be hurt in order to grow, we must lose in order to gain, because some lessons in life are best learned through Pain!

(38). How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

(39). It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.

(40). The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

(41). The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained….

(42). I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.

(43). Please BURN my sad memories.

(44). I can always pretend I’m okay, but it doesn’t mean I don’t get hurt..

(45). My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

(46). Please BURN my sad memories.

(47). It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s whats killing me.

(48). Theres no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

(49). The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.

(50). SLEEP away the sadness of today.

(51). What’s the point in all this screaming, no one’s listening anyway.

(52). Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes i wish it DID.

(53). It still hurts that you’re doing completely okay, without me.

(54). You aren’t the person I knew back then.

(55). Is feeling a little smurfy today…small and blue

(56). I May Not Be Prefect, But I’m The Best You’ll Ever Have. You’ll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.

(57). SLEEP away the sadness of today.

(58). I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.

(59). It hurts the most, when someone who made you feel special yesterday then makes you feel like you are the most unwanted person today.

(60). Have you ever wondered what what hurts you most… Saying something that you wished had not or not saying anything and wish you had???

(61). We can do no great things, only small things with great love.

(62). Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.

(63). First time I cut was just to feel the pain, Strange because I didn’t feel a thing.

(64). Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.

(65). I hope you’ll realize how much you’re hurting me someday.

(66). What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?

(67). I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.

(68). The skin of a scar is stronger than the original, less aware of pain…

(69). One morning you wake up afraid to live.

(70). You know what friendss ur polite nature to others always hurts you.

(71). It’s so important to have people in your life that go out of their way to make you feel better when you’re sad or hurting.

(72). Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

(73). If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.

(74). I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like other part of my body is broken too.

(75). I feel crappy inside, like something just broke..

(76). I Don’t Believe That Time Heals Everything. Minutes, Hours, Months, And Years Just Give You More Time To Realize What You’re Missing.

(77). My two most HATED words..I PROMISE..It doesn’t mean $hit to me!

(78). Crying doesn’t make me weak, it just makes me look so.

(79). Losing a part of yourself is much easier than losing the one you love.

(80). You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

(81). It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were

(82). The Part Dat Hurts Me Da Most, Is Knowing Dat I Once Had U And Then Lost U.

(83). The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

(84). I hope you’ll realize how much you’re hurting me someday.

(85). I Love You And That Is True, But That Is The Difference Between Me And You. My Love Is Real , To You Its Just Another 3 Words You Say!!!!

(86). We’re all faced with problems in life. It’s how we deal with them that determines our future.

(87). When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past …

(88). I remember all those crazy things you said, you left them running through my head. You are always there, you are everywhere. But right now I wish you were here.

(89). The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.

(90). It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you.

(91). The hardest part in life is trying to show the smile you know is fake and to hide the tears that won’t stop.

(92). QUIET! I can’t hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!

(93). You’ll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

(94). Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain, Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h!

(95). Time doesn’t really Heal the heart. It just makes the heart forget all the pain.

(96). Only you can put a smile on my face when i’m sad…

(97). Fu(k you >——^ __ ^——

(98). I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.

(99). If you fall in love… be ready for the tears..!!

(100). sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!

Sad whatsapp status

(1). Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

(2). I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.

(3). Always feels like is going the wrong way on a one way street…

(4). It actually kills me when we don’t talk, it kills me when you ignore me, it kills me when you’re busy with your life

(5). Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about.

(6). The Worst Thing About Falling For Someone Is Thinking They Will Catch You In Their Arms But Instead They Watch You Fall And Hit The Ground… Broken.

(7). You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.

(8). It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.

(9). Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.

(10). Sometimes It Hurts To Care So Much. You Wonder Why You Bother Yet Continue To Do So. Wish I Could Be Like Others Who Are Able To Easily Stop Caring & Move On.

(11). Apnaane k liye hazaar khubiya b kam hain, chhodne k liye ek kami hi kaafi hai.

(12). Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.

(13). Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.

(14). Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.

(15). The higher you climb on love’s ladder, the harder you fall.

(16). A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.

(17). I don’t need drugs, Life is killing me slowly all by itself.

(18). Loneliness doesn’t KILL, but sometimes i wish it DID.

(19). The deepest people are the ones who’ve been hurt the most.

(20). I felt a great emptiness without him, I will miss him the rest of my life.

(21). Here’s my heart, I’ll let you break it.

(22). The higher you climb on love’s ladder,the harder you fall.

(23). Out of all lies you have told….. was my favorite.

(24). Everyone thinks that I m happy and fine but look a li’l closer, u will see tears in my eyes…..

(25). The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

(26). I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me.

(27). I’m slowly giving up.

(28). Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you let your mind slip, you’ll remember me and realize that you should have held on.

(29). Roz sochtaa hun tumhe bhul jau, roz yahi baat bhul jata hun.

(30). I am not just another toy you can play with wen all your other toys are broken.

(31). Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.

(32). Breaking Up Is Just Like Having The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream

(33). The CURE of anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.

(34). It isn’t the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can’t bring it back .

(35). The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me goI am not happy without you.

(36). The CURE of anything is salt WATER – Sweat, Tear, or the SEA.

(37). I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

(38). There’s just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right.

(39). Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

(40). A Heart Dies, When Its Not Able To Share Its Feelings But A Heart Kills It Self When Another Heart Does Not Understand Its Feeling…!!”

(41). Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

(42). People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..

(43). There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people behind the memories!!!

(44). I just want someone who will stay in my life so I wont have to worry about another goodbye.

(45). Invisible TEARS are the hardest to wipe away.

(46). Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.

(47). Seeing people change isn’t what hurts. What hurts is remembering who they used to be.

(48). She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that’s important you know.

(49). Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.

(50). It really hurtzz when sombody else starts taking your place in someone’s life..

(51). Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

(52). I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms

(53). “I try to muster up the courage to not feel defeated, but it is very difficult to deal with this. “

(54). No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes!!!

(55). Loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% shure to how you feel

(56). My smile doesnt always mean *I’m happy *…. sometimes it means *I can manage*….. and sometimes it just means *I am tired of crying*

(57). If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(

(58). What’s the point in all this screaming,no one’s Listening any way.

(59). Sometimes when i say i am okay I want someone Too look me in the eyes Hug me tight and say I know you’re not!!!

(60). No guy is worth your tears and when you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

(61). Don’t Trust Too Much, Don’t Love Too Much And Don’t Hope Too Much .. Because That Too Much Can Hurt You In The Same Way So Much !

(62). It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

(63). I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.

(64). I’m invisible, until someone needs me.

(65). When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

(66). Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.

(67). You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?

(68). I miss how you always MADE time for me.

(69). My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

(70). Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.

(71). Six letters, two words, easy to say, hard to explain, harder to do. MOVE ON.

(72). I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.

(73). Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

(74). Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?

(75). I hate when people say they miss you,but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you. !!

(76).

(77). I am the one that said Goodbye, It’s over but I’m the one crying.

(78). Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t care too much because that ‘too much’ will hurt you so much!

(79). It’s never the tear that measure the PAIN, sometimes its the SMILE we fake.

(80). You know what friendss ur polite nature to others always hurts you.

(81). Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people!!!!

(82). Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!

(83). I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.

(84). The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.

(85). If someone breaks you as a person, dont worry! Someone else will help you heal. And then they’ll break you too. Cruel world. Get used to it.

(86). Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

(87). Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.

(88). I don’t depend on people any more because I’m tired of being disappointed.

(89). I’m freezing, I’m starving, I’m bleeding to death, Everything’s fine..

(90). Sometimes i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares.

(91). I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..

(92). I feel crappy inside,like something just broke.

(93). I’m sad. No. I’m mad. No, wait… I don’t know I just need a freaking hug..

(94). The scars you can’t see are the hardest to heal.

(95). It Hurts To Love Someone And Not Be Loved In Return, But What Hurts More Is To Love Someone, And Never Find The Courage To Let Them Know How You Feel.

(96). Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say I’m used to it Sometimes It’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.

(97). Wake me up when things are going right for once.

(98). I won’t leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I’ve done here tonight.

(99). If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.

(100). Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to be sad and get pain. But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.

(101). Just because my eyes don’t tear doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t cry. And just because I come off strong, doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong..

(102). My silence is just another word for my PAIN.

(103). Every Heart Has A Pain .. Only The Way Of Expression Is Different .. Some Hide It In Eyes While Some Hide In Their Smile.

(104). I’m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.

(105). Har khubsurat chiz bawafa hoti hai

(106). Some people accidentally walk on my feet and apologize, while others walk all over my heart and don’t even realize.

(107). I hate being broken.I hate that i cannot go back.

(108). It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

(109). If you fall in love… be ready for the tears..!!

(110). There’s still only one person who hasn’t given up on me. God, thank you for loving me.

Sad Status in Hindi

(1). पी है शराब हर गली की दुकान से, दोस्ती सी हो गयी है शराब की जाम से, गुज़रे है हम कुछ ऐसे मुकाम से, की आँखें भर आती है मोहब्बत के नाम से..!

(2). रुठुंगा अगर तुजसे तो इस कदर रुठुंगा की ,, ये तेरीे आँखे मेरी एक झलक को तरसेंगी !!

(3). इक बात कहूँ इश्क, बुरा तो नहीँ मानोगे…. बङी मौज के थे दिन, तेरी पहचान से पहले.

(4). इतना याद न आया करो, कि रात भर सो न सकें। सुबह को सुर्ख आँखों का सबब पूछते हैं लोग।

(5). कौन खरीदेगा अब हीरो के दाम में तुम्हारे आँसु ;वो जो दर्द का सौदागर था, मोहब्बत छोड़ दी उसने ।

(6). मेरी हर आह को वाह मिली है यहाँ….. कौन कहता है दर्द बिकता नहीं है !!

(7). मैं कभी किसीको अपने दिल से दुर नही करता, बस जीनका दिल भर जाता है वो मुजसे दुर हो जाते हैँ।

(8). Shayad chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai

(9). अज़ब माहौल है मेरे ‘मुल्क’ का, मज़हब थोपा जाता है, ‘इश्क’ रोका जाता है !!

(10). हँसकर दर्द छुपाने की कारीगरी मशहूर थी मेरी, पर कोई हुनर काम नहीं आता जब तेरा नाम आता है |

(11). कितने सालों के इंतज़ार का सफर खाक हुआ । उसने जब पूछा “कहो कैसे आना हुआ”।

(12). हमारी कद्र उनको होगी तन्हाईयो में एक दिन, अभी तो बहुत लोग हैं उनके पास दिल्लगी करने को….!!

(13). मुस्कुराने से भी होता है ग़में-दिल बयां, मुझे रोने की आदत हो ये ज़रूरी तो नहीं !!!

(14). है कोई वकील इस जहान में, जो हारा हुआ इश्क जीता दे मुझको.

(15). pyar to mohabbat ka karishma hai warna pathar ke mahal ko taj mahal kaun kehta

(16). तूने फेसले ही फासले बढाने वाले किये थे, वरना कोई नहीं था, तुजसे ज्यादा करीब मेरे..।

(17). Vo khus par guroor karte hain, To isme hairat ki koi baat nahi.. Jinhe hum chahte hai, vo aam ho hi nahi sakte

(18). Peene Ko To Pee Jaun Zeher Bhi Uske Haatho Se Main.. Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Girte Waqt Wo Apni Baahon Mein Sambhale Mujhko..

(19). लोग कहते हैं दुःख बुरा होता है, जब भी आता है रुलाता है। मगर हम कहते हैं दुःख अच्छा होता है, जब भी आता है कुछ सिखाता है।

(20). Itna bhi gumaan na kar apni jeet par ae bekhabar.. Shahar mein tere jeet se jyada charche to meri haar ke hai.

(21). टूटता हुआ तारा सबकी दुआ पूरी करता है..क्यों के उसे टूटने का दर्द मालूम होता है!!!

(22). दिखावे की मोहब्बत तो जमाने को हैं हमसे पर…,, ये दिल तो वहाँ बिकेगा जहाँ ज़ज्बातो की कदर होगी !!

(23). चली जाने दो उसे किसी ओर कि बाहों मे ।। इतनी चाहत के बाद जो मेरी ना हुई, वो किसी ओर कि क्या होगी ।

(24). Wo aai meri mazar par mehboob k sath, kaun kahta hai marne k baad Jalaya nahin jata.

(25). तेरे गुरूर को देखकर तेरी तमन्ना ही छोड़ दी हमने, जरा हम भी तो देखे कौन चाहता है तुम्हे हमारी तरह…!!

(26). शायरी लिखना बंद कर दूंगा अब मैं यारो…. मेरी शायरी की वजह से दोस्तों की आँखों में आंसू अब देखे नहीं जाते….!!

(27). Kuch din kate hai ghum mein to kuch din khushi ke saath, Hota raha mazaq meri zindagi ke saath..

(28). टूटा हुवा विश्वास छूटा हुवा बचपन दोबारा नहीं लौटेंगे..!

(29). मुझे गरुर था उसकी मोह्ब्बत पर, वो अपनी शोहरत मे हमे भूल गया !

(30). टूटे हुवे सपनो और रूठे हुवे अपनों ने आज उदास कर दिया | वरना लोग हमसे मुस्कराने का राज पुछा करते थे ||

(31). तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !!

(32). सुना है काफी पढ़ लिख गए हो तुम, कभी वो बी पढ़ो जो हम कह नहीं पाते !!

(33). बड़े अजीब से इस दुनिया के मेले हैं, यूँ तो दिखती भीड़ है, पर फिर भी सब अकेले हैं…!

(34). नींद तो बचपन में आती थी, अब तो बस थक कर सो जाते है ।

(35). TADAP KAR DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT MEIN.. PATA CHALEGA INTEZAR KYA HOTA HAI

(36). कुछ लोग आए थे मेरा दुख बाँटने, मैं जब खुश हुआ तो खफा होकर चल दिये…!!!

(37). यही सोचकर कोई सफाई नहीं दी हमने. कि इल्जाम झूठे भले हैं पर लगाये तो तुमने हैं !!

(38). Tum Badlo To Majburiyan Hain Bahut.. Hum Badlein To Bewafa ho gaye..

(39). हुस्न वाले जब तोड़ते हैं दिल किसी का, बड़ी सादगी से कहते है मजबूर थे हम..!

(40). इश्क वो खेल नहीं जो छोटे दिल वाले खेलें, रूह तक काँप जाती है, सदमे सहते-सहते.

(41). बारिश की बूँदों में झलकती है तस्वीर उनकी‬‎और हम उनसे मिलनें की चाहत में भीग जाते हैं‬..!!!

(42). Yeh Mana Ki Tumhari Nazar Mein Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai hum, Arey Zara Jakar Unse Pucho Jinhe Haasil Nahi Hai Hum..

(43). ऐ खुदा मुसीबत मैं डाल दे मुझे…. किसी ने बुरे वक़्त मैं आने का वादा किया है.

(44). इतने बुरे ना थे जो ठुकरा दिया तुमने हमेँ. तेरे अपने फैसले पर एक दिन तुझे भी अफसोस होगा!!!

(45). वो मतलब से मिलते थे और हमे तो बस मिलने से मतलब था !!!

(46). इसे इत्तेफाक समझो या दर्दनाक हकीकत, आँख जब भी नम हुई, वजह कोई अपना ही निकला !!

(47). Dard to tab hua jab alvida kahte-kahte wo khud ro diye

(48). नमक की तरह हो गयी है जिंदगी, लोग स्वादानुसार इस्तेमाल कर लेते हैं !!!

(49). हर फैसले होते नहीं,सिक्के उछाल कर..यह दिल के मामले है….जरा संभल कर!!

(50). मीठी रातो में धीरे से आ जाती है एक परी, कुछ ख़ुशी के सपने लाती एक परी, कहती है कि सपनो के सागर में डूब जाओ, भूल के सारे दर्द जल्दी से सो जाओ.

(51). मैं आईना हूँ टूटना मेरी फितरत है, इसलिए पत्थरों से मुझे कोई गिला नहीं।

(52). मत पूछो कैसे गुजरता है हर पल तुम्हारे बिना, कभी बात करने की हसरत कभी देखने की तमन्ना !!

(53). Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye.. pehle phool the ab khak ho gaye

(54). Jane Duniya Mein Aisa Kyun Hota Hai.. Jo Sab Ko Khushi De Wahi Rota Hai

(55). दर्द कितना खुशनसीब है जिसे पा कर लोग अपनों को याद करते हैं, दौलत कितनी बदनसीब है जिसे पा कर लोग अक्सर अपनों को भूल जाते है !!

(56). तेरे बिना में ये दुनिया छोड तो दूं, पर उसका दिल कैसे दुखा दुं, जो रोज दरवाजे पर खडी केहती हे.. बेटा घर जल्दी आ जाना..!

(57). जलने वाले की दूआ से ही सारी बरकत है, वरना अपना कहने वाले तो याद भी नही करते….!!

(58). फिर नहीं बसते वो दिल जो, एक बार उजड़ जाते है, कब्रें जितनी भी सजा लो पर.. कोई ज़िंदा नहीं होता …

(59). हर किसी में तुझे पाने की कोशिश की बस एक तुझे न पा सकने के बाद |

(60). तेरी यादें अक्सर छेड़ जाया करती हैं कभी अा़ँखों का पानी बनकर कभी हवा का झोंका बनकर.!!!

(61). चलो अब जाने भी दो….क्या करोगे दास्तां सुनकर,,, ख़ामोशी तुम समझोगे नही….और बयां हमसे होगा नही !!

(62). कभी भी ख़ुशी मे शायरी नहीं लिखी जाती है ये वो धुन है जो दिल टूटने पर बनती है….!!

(63). लिख देना ये अल्फाज मेरी कबर पे…!! मोत अछी है मगर दिल का लगाना अच्छा नहीं…!!

(64). उन लम्हों की यादें ज़रा संभाल के रखना.. जो हमने साथ बिताये थे.. क्यों की.. हम याद तो आयेंगे मगर लौट कर नहीं !

(65). इरादा कत्ल का था तो ~मेरा सर कलम कर देते क्यू इश्क मे डाल कर तुने ~हर साँस पर मौत लिख दी..!!

(66). Khud hi de jaoge to behtar hai, Warna hum dil chura bhi lete hain..!

(67). अच्छा करते हैं वो लोग जो मोहब्बत का इज़हार नहीं करते… ख़ामोशी से मर जाते हैं मगर किसी को बदनाम नहीं करते.।।

(68). तुझसे अच्छे तो जख्म हैं मेरे । उतनी ही तकलीफ देते हैं जितनी बर्दास्त कर सकूँ ।।

(69). मुझे गरुर था उसकी मोह्ब्बत पर, वो अपनी शोहरत मे हमे भूल गया !

(70). वो रो रो कर कहती रही, मुझे नफरत है तुमसे, मगर एक सवाल आज भी परेशान किये हुए है की अगर इतनी नफरत ही थी तो, वो रोई क्यों….?

(71). काश वो भी आकर हम से कह दे मैं भी तन्हाँ हूँ, तेरे बिन, तेरी तरह, तेरी कसम, तेरे लिए !

(72). Khabar marne ki jab aaye to yeh na samajhna hum dagebaaz the.. Kismat ne gum itne diye, bas zara se pareshan the..

(73). जिन्दगी भर कोई साथ नहीं देता यह जान लिया हमने, लोग तो तब याद करते हैं जुब वह खुद अकेले हों!!!

(74). तू मेरी चाहत का एक लफ्ज भी ना पढ़ सका, और मैं तेरे दिये हुए दर्द की किताब पढ़ते पढ़ते ही सोती हूँ।

(75). Mausam ki misaal du ya tumhari, Koi puch betha h badalna kisko kehte hai

(76). कुछ कदमों के फासले थे, हम दोनों के दरमीयान, उन्हें जमाने ने रोक़ लिया, और हमने अपने आपको..!!

(77). Mohabbat hai meri isliye door hai mujhse.. Agar zidd hoti to shaam tak bahon mein hoti

(78). जिस जिस ने मुहब्बत में, अपने महबूब को खुदा कर दिया, खुदा ने अपने वजूद को बचाने के लिए, उनको जुदा कर दिया.

(79). ख़ुशी कहा हम तो गम चाहते है, ख़ुशी उन्हे दे दो जिन्हें हम चाहते हे.

(80). हो सके तो अब के कोई सौदा न करना; मैं पिछली मोहब्बत में सब हार आया हूँ..!

(81). देख कर उसको तेरा यूँ पलट जाना,….. नफरत बता रही है तूने मोहब्बत गज़ब की थी.

(82). क़ाश कोई ऐसा हो, जो गले लगा कर कहे…!! तेरे दर्द से मुझे भी तकलीफ होती है….!!

(83). और भी बनती लकीरें दर्द की शुकर है खुदा तेरा जो हाथ छोटे दिए !!

(84). उसे किस्मत समझ कर सीने से लगाया था, भूल गए थे के किस्मत बदलते देर नहीं लगती..!!

(85). तूने फेसले ही फासले बढाने वाले किये थे, वरना कोई नहीं था, तुजसे ज्यादा करीब मेरे..।

(86). चित्रकार तुझे उस्ताद मानूँगा, दर्द भी खींच मेरी तस्वीर के साथ.

(87). Tum to dur rahkar satate ho magar, wo yaadein paas aakar rulaya karti hain

(88). वो बड़े ताज्जुब से पूछ बैठा मेरे गम की वजह.. फिर हल्का सा मुस्कराया, और कहा, मोहब्बत की थी ना.??

(89). मेरे अल्फ़ाज़ तो चुरा लोगे.. वो दर्द.. कहाँ से लाओगे !!

(90). दोस्तो से अच्छे तो मेरे दुश्मन निकले,, कमबख्त हर बात पर कहते हैं कि तुझे छोडेंगे नहीं.

(91). मुझे तेरे ये कच्चे रिश्ते जरा भी पसंद नहीं आते या तो लोहे की तरह जोड़ दे या फिर धागे की तरह तोड़ दे .!

(92). बरबाद कर देती है मोहब्बत हर मोहब्बत करने वाले को क्यूकि इश्क़ हार नही मानता और दिल बात नही मानता..!!

(93). जिस्म उसका भी मिट्टी का है मेरी तरह….! ए खुदा फिर क्यू सिर्फ मेरा ही दिल तडफता है उस के लिये…!

(94). क्या लिखूँ , अपनी जिंदगी के बारे में. दोस्तों. वो लोग ही बिछड़ गए. ‘जो जिंदगी हुआ करते थे !!

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(1). शक ना कर मेरी मुहब्बत परपगली……. अगर मै सबूत देने पर आया तो … तु बदनाम हो जायेगी..!!!

(2). शोहरत अच्छी होती है, गुरूर अच्छा नहीं होता.. अपनों से बेरुखी सेे पेश आना, हुज़ूर अच्छा नहीं होता !!

(3). कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती

(4). बहुत आसान है पहचान इसकी . . . अगर दुखता नहीं तो दिल नहीं है!!

(5). जिसे दिल मे जगह दी थी वो ही सब बर्बाद कर गया….!!

(6). Mere bare mein itna mat sochna, Dil mein aata hun, samajh mein nahi.

(7). कईं रोज से कोई नया जखम न दिया पता करो सनम ठीक तो है न !!

(8). मंज़िलों से गुमराह भी ,कर देते हैं कुछ लोग ।। हर किसी से रास्ता पूछना अच्छा नहीं होता !!

(9). क्या लिखूँ दिल की हकीकत आरज़ू बेहोश है,ख़त पर हैं आँसू गिरे और कलम खामोश है!

(10). जिंदगी के रूप में दो घूंट मिले,इक तेरे इश्क का पी चुके हैं..दुसरा तेरी जुदाई का पी रहे हैं !!!!

(11). Wafa ka naam na lo yaaro, wafa dil ko dukhati hai.. Wafa ka naam lete hi ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai!!!

(12). इतनी ठोकरे देने के लिए शुक्रिया ए-ज़िन्दगी, चलने का न सही सम्भलने का हुनर तो आ गया ।

(13). सिमट गया मेरा प्यार भी चंद अल्फाजों में, जब उसने कहा मोहब्बत तो है पर तुमसे नहीं.

(14). उम्र कैद की तरह होते हे कुछ रिश्ते ,, जहा जमानत देकर भी रिहाई मुमकिन नही!!!

(15). आदत बना ली मैंने खुद को तकलीफ देने की , ताकि जब कोई अपना तकलीफ दे तो ज्यादा तकलीफ ना हो !!

(16). बारिश की बूँदों में झलकती है तस्वीर उनकी‬‎और हम उनसे मिलनें की चाहत में भीग जाते हैं‬..!!!

(17). फ़रिश्ते ही होंगे जिनका इश्क मुकम्मल होता है, हमने तो यहाँ इंसानों को बस बर्बाद होते देखा है !

(18). रिश्तों की डोरी तब कमजोर होती है जब इंसान ग़लतफहमी में पैदा होने वाले सवालों का जवाब खुद ही बना लेता है !

(19). Aaj Usne Ek Baat Keh Ke Mujhe Rula Diya.. Jab Dard Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakte To Mohabbat Kyun Ki..

(20). उन लम्हों की यादें ज़रा संभाल के रखना.. जो हमने साथ बिताये थे.. क्यों की.. हम याद तो आयेंगे मगर लौट कर नहीं !

(21). Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain, Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha

(22). तुमसे बिछड़े तो मालुम हुवा की मौत भी कोई चीज़ हे, ज़िदगी तो वोह थी जो हम तेरी..मेहफिल में गुजार आये ।

(23). कहने को कुछ नहीं …आह भी चुप सी घुट रही है सीने में !!

(24). ये तो शौक है मेरा ददॅ लफ्जो मे बयां करने का, नादान लोग हमे युं ही शायर समझ लेते है.

(25). कोन कहता हे मुसाफिर जख्मी नही होते , रस्ते गवाह हे कम्बख्त गवाही नही देते ..!!

(26). सुना है आज उस की आँखों मे आसु आ गये…… वो बच्चो को सिखा रही थी की मोहब्बत ऐसे लिखते है !!

(27). hum wo dard hain jo ankho se jhalakte hain.

(28). तेरी बेरुखी ने छीन ली है शरारतें मेरी.. और लोग समझते हैं कि मैं सुधर गया हूँ ..!!

(29). कोई नही आऐगा मेरी जिदंगी मे तुम्हारे सिवा, एक मौत ही है जिसका मैं वादा नही करता.. ।।

(30). कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती

(31). जब भी चाहा सिर्फ तुम्हे चाहा.. पर कभी तुम से कुछ नही चाहा..!!

(32). उसने बड़ी बेरुखी से कहा बस , अब जुदा होना है और आज दिल- ए- बरबाद में सिर्फ शोला और चिन्गारी है.

(33). हमने गुज़रे हुए लम्हों का हवाला जो दिया हँस के वो कहने लगे रात गई बात गई …!!!

(34). दर्द सहने की कुछ यु आदत सी हो गई है…. की अब दर्द न मिले तो दर्द सा होता है !

(35). आपको ज़ीद हे अगर हमे भूलने की तो, हमे भी ज़ीद हे आपको अपनी याद दिलाने की !!!!

(36). सुकून ऐ दिल के लिए कभी हाल तो पूँछ ही लिया करो, मालूम तो हमें भी है कि हम आपके कुछ नहीं लगते…!

(37). बहुत भीड़ हो गयी है तेरे दिल में, अच्छा हुआ हम वक़्त पर निकल गए !!

(38). क्यों सताते हो मुझे यूँ दुरियाँ बढ़ाकर, क्या तुम्हे मालूम नहीं अधूरी हो जाती है तुझ बिन जिन्दगी .

(39). बहुत थक सा गया हूँ खुद को साबित करते करते , मेरे तरीके गलत हो सकते है मगर मेरी मोहब्बत नही ।

(40). जानते हैं दुनिया की सबसे कीमती चीज़ें क्या हैं ? सच्ची ख़ुशी के आंसू और सच्चे आंसुओं पर मुस्कान।

(41). Tum Zindagi mein aa to gaye magar khyal rakhna.. Hum jaan de dete hain magar jaane nahi dete.

(42). Tum khush-kismat ho jo hum tumko chahte hain warna.. Hum to vo hai jinke khwabon mein bhi log izazat lekar aate hai.

(43). Auron se to umeed ka rishta bhi nahi tha.. Tum itne badal jaoge socha bi nai tha..!!

(44). Maine samundar se sikha hai jeene ka salika, Chupchap se behna aur apni mauj mein rehna.

(45). धोखा देने के लिए ‪#‎शुक्रिया‬ पगली कि ‪#‎तुम‬ ना मिलती तो ‪#‎दुनिया_समझ‬ में ‪#‎ना‬ आती !!

(46). मेरे दिल से खेल तो रहे हो तुम पर…… जरा सम्भल के…… ये थोडा टूटा हुआ है कहीं तुम्हे ही लग ना जाए…….!!

(47). जख्म बन जाने की आदत है उन्हें रुला कर मुस्कुराने की आदत है उन्हें ; मिलेंगे कभी तो खूब रुलाएंगे सुना हैं रोते हुए लिपट जाने की आदत है उन्हें ।

(48). ये बात और है के तक़दीर लिपट के रोई वरना ! बाज़ू तो हमनें तुम्हे देख कर ही फैलाए थे !!

(49). Uski hansi mein chuppy dard ko mehsoos to kar.. Wo to yunhi hans hans ke khud ko saza deta hai..

(50). किसी ने कहा था महोब्बत फूल जैसी है!!कदम रुक गये आज जब फूलों को बाजार में बिकते देखा!

(51). दिन भर भटकते रहते हैं अरमान तुझ से मिलने के न दिल ठहरता है न इंतज़ार रुकता है !!

(52). तेरे शहर के कारीगर बङे अजीब हैं ए दिल,, काँच की मरम्मत करते हैं पत्थर के औजारों से …!!

(53). जिस चाँद के हजारों हो चाहने वाले… *दोस्त*, वो क्या समझेगा एक सितारे कि कमी को….!!

(54). है कोई वकील इस जहान में, जो हारा हुआ इश्क जीता दे मुझको.

(55). प्यार भी हम करें, इन्तजार भी हम, जताये भी हम और रोयें भी हम..

(56). वक़्त ने ज़रा सी करवट क्या ली गैरो की लाइन में सबसे आगे पाया अपनों को !!

(57). क्यों घबराता है पगले दुःख होने से जीवन तो प्रारम्भ ही हुआ है रोने से….!!

(58). मुझे अपने किरदार पे इतना तो यकीन है की, कोई मुझे छोड़ सकता है लेकिन भूल नही सकता…!!

(59). Kuch rishton ke liye pyar kabhi kam nahi hota.

(60). लोग कहते हैं जब कोई अपना दूर चला जाता है तो बड़ी तकलीफ होती है, पर ज्यादा तकलीफ तो तब होती है जब कोई अपना पास होकर भी दूरियाँ बना ले !

(61). Ek hi shaks se matlab tha.. Wo bhi matlabi nikla..!!

(62). चल आ तेरे पैरो पर मरहम लगा दूं ऐ मुक़द्दर. कुछ चोटे तुझे भी आई होगी, मेरे सपनो को ठोकर मारकर !!

(63). फिर नहीं बसते वो दिल जो, एक बार उजड़ जाते है, कब्रें जितनी भी सजा लो पर.. कोई ज़िंदा नहीं होता …

(64). डूबे हुओं को हमने बिठाया था अपनी कश्ती में यारो….. और फिर कश्ती का बोझ कहकर, हमे ही उतारा गया…!

(65). मेरी किस्मत में तो कुछ यूँ लिखा है, किसी ने वक्त गुज़ारने के लिए अपना बनाया, तो किसी ने अपना बनाकर वक्त गुजार लिया !!

(66). बिछड़ने वाले तेरे लिए, एक मशवरा है.. कभी हमारा ख्याल आए, तो अपना ‘ख्याल’ रखना..।।

(67). बना दो वज़ीर मुझे भी इश्क़ की दुनिया का दोसतों, वादा है मेरा हर बेवफा को सजा ऐ मौत दूंगा…!!!

(68). जिस रोज तेरे चाहने वालो को तू बेहद बुरी लगेगी, उस दिन भी तू हमे बेहद खूबसूरत लगेगी !

(69). क्या करियेगा पहचान कर इन चेहरों को अब तो अपना चेहरा भी अजनबी सा नजर आता है !!

(70). तुम रख न सकोगे मेरा तोहफा संभालकर, वरना मैं अभी दे दूँ, जिस्म से रूह निकालकर…!!

(71). Kaash tum mout hoti, Toh ek din jaroor meri hoti.

(72). Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko.. Isi Umeed Mein Hum khud ko Rulate Hain.

(73). मैं क्या जानूँ दर्द की कीमत ? मेरे अपने मुझे मुफ्त में देते हैं !

(74). दोस्तो होली आई अौर चली भी गई थोड़ी देर बाद ‪#‎रंग‬ भी उतर गया, ये ‪#‎होली‬ बिल्कुल उसकी तरह निकली..!!

(75). Jo guzari na ja saki humse, Humne wo zindagi guzari hai tumhare bagair..

(76). सो जाओ दोस्तों यु रात भर जागने से मुहाबत लोट क्र नही आती !

(77). अजीब दस्तूर है, मोहब्बत का, रूठ कोई जाता है, टूट कोई जाता है

(78). प्यार भी हम करें, इन्तजार भी हम, जताये भी हम और रोयें भी हम..

(79). Mat puchh kaise guzar rahi hai zindagi, Us daur se guzar rahi hu jo guzarta hi nahi

(80). सुना है काफी पढ़ लिख गए हो तुम, कभी वो बी पढ़ो जो हम कह नहीं पाते !!

(81). ये नक़ाब तुम्हारे झुठ का उतरेगा जिस दिन खुद से नज़रें मिलाने को तरसोगे उस दिन !!

(82). लिख देना ये अल्फाज मेरी कबर पे…!! मोत अछी है मगर दिल का लगाना अच्छा नहीं…!!

(83). आज भी उसी मोड़ पर इंतजार क्र रहा हु उनका जहाँ न लोट कर आने की वो कसम खाए बेठे है !!

(84). Humare Ansu Poch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain.. Aysi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hain

(85). ये तो ज़मीन की फितरत है की, वो हर चीज़ को मिटा देती हे वरना, तेरी याद में गिरने वाले आंसुओं का, अलग समंदर होता…!!

(86). Tajurbe ne ek baat sikhai hai… Ek naya Dard hi…Purane Dard ki dawai hai!

(87). तुम बदले तो मज़बूरिया थी ,हम बदले तो बेवफा हो गए !!!

(88). परिसथिति एक ऐसी चीज है जो इऩसान को सबकुछ सीखा देती है, बचपन मे ही बड़ा बना देती है।

(89). पगली पहले dp देख और सोच की तेरी जिंदगी किस तरहा बदल जाऐगी

(90). खो जाओ मुझ में तो मालूम हो कि दर्द क्या है? ये वो किस्सा है जो जुबान से बयाँ नही होता!

(91). उसने महबूब ही तो बदला है ताज्जूब कैसा * * दूआ कबूल ना हो तो लोग खूदा भी बदल लेते हैं !!

(92). बेवफ़ाओं की महफ़िल लगेगी, आज ज़रा वक़्त पर आना ‘मेहमान-ए-ख़ास’ हो तुम…!!

(93). ये पतंग भी बिल्कुल तुम्हारी तरह निकली जरा सी हवा क्या लग गई हवा में उडने लगी.

(94). एक आरज़ू थी तेरे साथ जिंदगी गुजारने की, पर तेरी तरह मेरी तो ख्वाहिशे भी बेवफा निकली।

Sad Quotes

(1). But the all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.

(2). I fall too fast, crush too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.

(3). Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

(4). Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn’t.

(5). People sometimes think that you do not love them but sometimes you have to say bye.

(6). I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you

(7). A beautiful girl with gorgeous EYES, a hidden world of HURT &amp; LIES.

(8). I never thought that you would end up meaning this much to me..I just want someone who will stay in my life so I wont have to worry about another goodbye.

(9). I am not happy without you

(10). I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.

(11). It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not there.

(12). Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up’s and down’s but it’s up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.

(13). The only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up..

(14). I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

(15). It Just Makes Me Realize How Weird Life Is… That The Exact Same Moment That I Meant Nothing To You, You Meant Everything To Me…

(16). Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.

(17). My Eyes Are Hurting Cause I Cant See You,, My Arms Are Empty Cause I Cant Hold You,, My Lips Are Cold Cause I Cant Kiss You,, My Heart Is Broken &amp; I Miss You

(18). Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.

(19). When I look you in the eyes for those few seconds,it is like a never ending life with you,but then I look away,because I know we will never be together ever!!!

(20). Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.

(21). I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is the end up with people that make you feel all alone !!!

(22). his isn’t a Whatsapp Status…this is just to show that no status matches my feelings right now.

(23). If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.

(24). Never giveup on someone you cant spend a day not thinking about.

(25). There are songs that can really make you sad and cry when you hear them. But it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people behind the memories..

(26). Im incomplete without you!

(27). My silence is just another word for pain.

(28). I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.

(29). With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.

(30). The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

(31). Is so sad to see vacation go, it’s back to school tomorrow! =(

(32). Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.

(33). Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it it is poured.

(34). The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.

(35). Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn…..

(36). When you have lived long in despair, it’s hope that you can’t stand anymore.

(37). I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.

(38). No matter how much you have hurt me, I still pray for you every night.

(39). I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.

(40). life’s so shit it makes wot comes out the dog’s ass look good!

(41). I am not happy without you

(42). It’s sad to be happy alone.

(43). I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.

(44). The worst missing is missing your own self which you used to be once upon a time..

(45). Poor man walks miles to earn the food &amp; rich man walks miles to digest the food.

(46). Remember, you’re beautiful. But keep in mind that not everyone’s gonna be able to see that.

(47). loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.

(48). The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling to stop the tears from falling.

(49). Emptiness feels so heavy.

(50). It’s never the tear that measure the PAIN, sometimes its the SMILE we fake.

Sad Shayari

1) Uski judaai ne mujhe lafzon ka baadshah bana diya
Main kisi se baat bhi karta hoon to log wah wah karte hain.

2) Kitna chahata hoon tujhe yeh mujhko pata nahin
Magar tumhare siva koyi aur dil mein basa nahin
Zamana dushman ho gaya chahat ka humari
Judaa ho gaye phir se hum yeh meri khata nahin.

3) Gila aapse koyi bhi nahin hai
Gila apni majbooriyon se karte hain
Aap aaj hamaare kareeb na sahi
Mohabbat to hum aapki dooriyon se bhi karte hain.

4) Zindagi tere bin adhoori hai
Na jaane kyon tere mere beech yeh doori hai
Sochta hoon kabhi dil se bhula doon tujhko
Par kya karoon teri ek muskurahat hi meri kamzori hai

5) Woh jo sar jhukaaye baithe hain
Hamara dil churaaye baithe hain
Humne kaha hamara dil lauta do
Woh bole hum to haathon mein mehandi lagaaye baithe hain

6) Meri mohabbat bezubaan hoti rahi
Dil ki dhadkanein apna wazood khoti rahi
Koyi nahin aaya mere dukh ke kareeb
Ek baarish thi jo mere sath roti rahi

7) Humse bichhad ke wahan se paani ki ek boond bhi na nikli
Tamaam umra jin aankhon ko hum jheel kehte rahe.

8) Jab jaan pyari thi tab dushman hazaron the,
Ab marne ka shauk hai to kaatil nahi milte.

9) Ek silsile ki ummeed thi unse
Wohi faasle badhaate gaye
Hum to paas aane ki koshish mein the
Na jaane kyun woh humse dooriyan badhaate gaye.

10) Ab to aap ke liye ajnabi hum ho gaye hain
Baaton ke silsile bhi kam ho gaye hain
Khushiyon se zyada gham ho gaye hain
Kya pata yeh waqt bura hai ya bure hum ho gaye hain

11) Jab jab dard ka baadal chhaya
Jab gham ka saya lehraya
Jab aansu palkon tak aaya
Jab yeh tanha dil ghabraya
Humne dil ko yeh samjhaya
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai?
Duniya mein yun hi hota hai
Yeh jo gehre sannate hain
Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain
Thoda gham hai sabka kissa
Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa
Aankh teri bekar hi namm hai
Har pal ek naya mausam hai
Kyun tu aise pal khota hai
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai.

12) Hamein kya pata tha mausam aise ro padega,
Humne to aasman ko bus apni dastan hi sunaai thi.

13) Likhun kuchh aaj yeh waqt ka takaza hai,
Mere dil ka dard abhi taaza taaza hai,
Gir padte hain mere aansu mere hi kaagaz par
Lagta hai kalam mein syaahi ka dard zyada hai.

14) Kuchh kadam hum chale
Kuchh kadam tum chale
Farq sirf itna raha
Hum chale to faasla ghat-ta gaya
Aur tum chale to faasla badhta gaya.

15) Ab bhi taaza hai zakhm seene mein,
Bin tere kya rakha hai jeene mein,
Hum to zinda hain tera sath paane ko,
Warna deir kitni lagti hai zaher peene mein.

16) Har shakhs mujhe zindagi jeene ka tareeka batata hai
Unhein kaise samjhaun ki
Ek khwaab adhoora hai mera
Warna jeena to mujhe bhi aata hai..!!

17) Zindagi yun hui basar tanha
Kaafila saath tha aur safar tanha!!
Apne saaye se chaunk jaate hain
Umra gujri hai is kadar tanha!!
Raat bhar bolte hain sannaate
Raat kaate koi kidhar tanha!!
Din guzarta nahi hai logon mein
Raat hoti nahi basar tanha!!
Hamne darwaaze tak to dekha tha
Phir na jaane gaye kidhar tanha!!

18) Zindagi hamaari yun hi sitam ho gayi
Khushi na jaane kahan dafan ho gayi
Likha Khuda ne mohabbat sabki taqdeer mein
Hamaari baari aayi to syaahi hi khatm ho gayi.

19) Sapna kabhi sakaar nahi hota,
Mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota.
Sab kuchh ho jata hai duniya mein,
Magar dobara kisi se sachcha pyaar nahi hota.

20) Uske intezar ke maare hain hum
Bus uski yaadon ke sahaare hain hum
Duniya jeet kar kya karna hai ab
Jise duniya se jeeta tha,
Aaj usi se haare hain hum

21) Woh mehandi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royi
Ab main hoon kisi aur ki, yeh mujhe bata ka royi
Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere bin
Aaj phir se woh baat dohra kar royi
Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaron
Woh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi.

22) Jab milne laga us ki mohabbat mein sukoon
Phir yun hua woh mera sath chhor gaya
Abhi bohat baki thi hasratein dil mein
Magar woh shakhs adhuri mulaqaat chhor gaya
Fakhra to yeh hai ke woh tha mera hamsafar kbhi
Dukh yeh hai ke beech raah mein woh mera hath chhor gaya
Bin us ke rehna ab azab sa lagta hai
Na jaane zindagi mein woh kaise jazbaat chhor gaya
Woh shakhs to chala gaya meri zindgi se
Magar aankhon mein meri aansuon ki barsaat chhor gaya

23) Yaadon ko teri hamne khone na diya,
Ghamo ne bhi chup hone na diya,
Aankhein to aaj bhi bhar aayi teri yaad mein,
Par teri di hui kasam ne hamein rone na diya.

24) Dil dhadakne ka sabab yaad aaya
Woh teri yaad the ab yaad aaya
Badi mushkil se din guzara tha
Phir tere wada-e-shab yaad aaya
Baith kar saya-e-gul main Nasir
Hum bohat roye woh jab yaad aaya

25) Mehak kya hai fizaaon se poochho
Pyaar kya hai mere dil se poochho
Tadap kya hai meri deewangi se poochho
Hum kitne tanha hain tumhare bina
Yeh bhari mehfil se poochho

26) Ab wafa se mukar gaya hai dil,
Ab mohabbat se dar gaya hai dil,
Ab saharon ki baat mat karna,
Ab dilason se bhar gaya hai dil,
Jab bulate the zinda dil the hum,
Ab na aao ke mar gaya hai dil,
Kya bhala dhoondhate ho seene mein,
Jaan se bhi guzar gaya hai dil,
Ab woh pagalpan na woh wehshat hai,
Chot kha kar sudhar gaya hai dil……!!

27) Bohat udaas hai koi shakhs tere jaane se
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahaane se
Tu laakh khafa sahi magr ik baar to dekh
Koi toot gaya hai tere door jaane se!!!

28) Tera khayal teri baat sath chalti hai,
Yeh kaaynat mere sath sath chalti hai,
Tamaam umar ka milna koi bhula bhi de,
Magar woh pehli mulaqaat sath chalti hai,
Bichadne lagta hai jab akhri musafir bhi,
To ek mauj-e-khayalat sath chalti hai,
Yeh kaisi raah pe dala hai waqt ne mujhko,
Na koi din na koi raat sath chalti hai,
Bohat aziz hai ankhon ko aansuon ki jhadi,
Koi bhi rut ho yeh barsaat saath chalti hai.

29) Na jeene ki khushi na marne ka gham,
Unse milne ki dua bhi nahin karte hum
Jeete hain isliye ke shayad woh ek din aayenge
Marte isliye nahin ki wo akele reh jaayenge.

30) Woh hamari ek khata par hamse kuchh is kadar rooth kar chal diye….
Jaise sadiyon se unhe kisi bahaane ki talash thi

31) Kal raat jaane kya hua
Kuchh der pehle neend se
Kuchh ashq milne aa gaye
Kuchh khawab bhi toote hue
Kuchh log bhi bhoole hue
Kuchh rasta bhatke hue
Kuch gard mein lipte hue
Kuchh der tarhan pheli hue
Kuch khoon mein simti hue
Be rabt si sochen kahen
Bhooli hoi baaten kahen
Ik shakhs ki yaaden kahen
Phir der tak jaga raha
Socho main baitha raha
Ungli se thande farsh par
Ik naam hi likhta raha
Kal raat bhi woh raat thi
Kuchh der pehle neend se
Main der tak rota raha
Main der tak rota raha

32) Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jaante
Zindagi ko hum apna nhi maante
Gham itne mile ki ehsaas nahi hota
Koi hamein pyaar kare ab vishwas nahi hota

33) Na zindagi mili na wafa mili
Kyun har khushi hum se khafa mili
Jhoothi muskaan liye dard chupaate rahe
Sachche pyaar ki kya saza mili

34) Kabhi yun hota tha
Ke hum bhi hote the
Tum bhi hote the
Aur sama-e-gulshan hara bhara
Ab yun hota hai
Na hum hote hain
Na humdum hota hai
Bas hota hai mausam-e-dhuan dhuan

35) Yaad aaoon to bas itni si inayat karna
Apne badle hue lehje ki wazahat karna
Tum jo chahat ka shahkar hua karte the
Kis se seekha hai yeh ulfat mein milawat karna?
Hum sazaaon ke haqdaar bane hain kab se?
Tum hi keh do kya jurm hai mohabbat karna?
Teri furqat mein yeh aankhein abhi tak num hain,
Kabhi aana mere ashkon ki ziyarat karna.
Dil mein ab bhi mohabbat ke diye hain roshan,
Dekh, bhoole nahi teri hasti ki sajawat karna

36) Agar hum door ho jaayein
Kahin duniya mein kho jaayein
Batao kya karogi tum?
Hamain dhoondogi ya phir
Hamein bhool jaogi
Hamain awaaz dogi ya phir
Kisi guzri kahani mein
Hamara naam likh dogi
Chalo aisa hi kar lena
Tum khud bhi badal jana
Hamein tum bhool hi jana
Magar itni guzaarish hai
Hamara zikr jab aaye
Thoda muskura dena
Khushi ka ho ya gham ka ho
Bas ek aansu baha dena

37) Dil mein tamannaon ko dabana seekh liya,
Gham ko ankhon mein chhipana seekh liya,
Mere chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho,
Daba ke hothon ko hamne muskrana seekh liya…

38) Na zindagi mili na wafa mili,
Na jaane har khushi hamse khafa mili,
Jhoothi muskaan liye apne gham chhupaate hain,
Sachchi mohabbat karne ki bhi kya khoob saza mili.

39) Na gul na yeh gulistam hamara hai,
Jise poojte hain na woh farishta hamara hai,
Chal pade hain jis manzil ki oar,
Na woh manzil na woh rasta hamara hai.

40) Kyon koi chaah kar mohabbat nibha nahi paata,
Kyon koi chaah kar rishta banaa nahi paata,
Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karvat,
Ki koi chaah kar bhi pyaar jataa nahi paata.

41) Unke bina mera jeena kaise hoga,
Unse door mera haal-e-dil kaisa hoga,
Jab tak zinda hai mere saath rehne do unko,
Warna unke bina mera marna kaise hoga…!!!

42) Kuchh baatein karke woh hamein rula ke chale gaye,
Hum na bhoolenge yeh ehsas dila ke chale gaye,
Aayenge kab wo ab to ye dekhna hai saari umar,
Bujh rahi hain wo aag jise wo jala ke chale gaye.

43) Yeh zameen ki fitrat hai har cheez sokh leti hai,
Warna in aankhon se girne waale aansuon ka bhi ek alag samandar hota.

44) Woh pyar ka saboot dikhaya karta tha,
Aansoo baha kar mujhe manaya karta tha.
Yeh zindagi sirf tumse wabasta hai,
Aksar yeh baat mujhe bataya karta tha.
Uski baaton mein kuchh aisa asar tha,
Main barish ke bina hi bheeg jaaya karta tha.
Sone ki fursat kis ko thi,
Woh mujhe sari raat jagaya karta tha.
Bechaini jab hadh se badh jaati thi,
Woh jee bhar ke gale lagaya karta tha.
Woh itni mohabbat karne wala badal gaya,
Jo saath nibhane ki kasam khaya karta tha.

45) Kabhi roye mehfil mein, kabhi tanhai mein hanse,
Khud ko majnu sa bana diya ik teri khatir…
Na sukun raat ko haasil, na mehfil-e-din haasil
Khud ko kya se kya bana diya teri khatir…
Kabhi duniya se kinara kiya, kabhi doston ko bhi rukhsat di,
Apno mein bhi khud ko kaafir sa bana liya, bas teri khatir…!!

46) Baar baar zindagi ko aazmaya hai hamne,
Har pal har lamha sirf gham paya hai humne,
Dil ke tukde usi ne kiye hai hamare,
Dil ki gehraiyon mein jise basaya hai hamne.

47) Naya dard ek dil mein jaga kar chala gaya,
Kal phir woh mere shehar mein aa kar chala gaya.
Jise dhoondhti rahi main logon ki bheed mein,
Mujh se woh apne aap ko chhupa kar chala gaya.
Main uski khamoshi ka sabab poochhti rahi,
Woh kisse idhar udhar ke suna kar chala gaya.
Yeh sochti hoon kaise bhulaaoongi ab use,
Ek shakhs woh jo mujh ko bhula kar chala gaya.

48) Kuchh khwaab hain meri aankhon mein,
Jinhe khwaab hi rehne do.
Na do kuchh rang inhein,
Bas alfaaz hi rehne do.
Aarzoo bunti hai inhein main nahin bunta,
Dil baagi hai mera, meri nahi sunta,
Kab haqikat ban jaaye yeh darta hoon main,
Yeh justazu ke panne mere saath hi rehne do.
Kuchh khwaab hain meri aankhon mein,
Jinhe khwaab hi rehne do.

49) Waqt ke mod pe ye kaisa waqt aaya hai,
Zakhm dil ka zubaan par aaya hai,
Na rote the kabhi katon ki chubhan se,
Par aaj na jane kyon phulon ki khushbu se rona aaya hai.

50) Buhat udaas hain koi tere jaane se,
Ho sake to laut ke aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh,
Koi toot gaya tere ruth jaane se.

51) Manzilein bhi uski thi, Raasta bhi uska tha..
Ek main akela tha, kaafila bhi uska tha..
Sath sath chalne ki, soch bhi uski thi..
Phir rasta badalne ka, faisla bhi uska tha..
Aaj kyun akela hoon? Dil sawaal karta hai..
Log to uske the par.. Kya khuda bhi uska tha???

52) Muddat hui woh rulaane nahi aaye,
Jalti hui aankhon ko rulaane nahi aaye,
Kehte the saath jiyenge saath marenge,
Roothe hum unse ek roz to,
Aaj tak manaane nahi aaye.

53) Mere dil ka dard kisne dekha hai,
Mujhe bas khuda ne tadapte dekha hai,
Hum tanhai mein baithe rote hain,
Logon ne humein mehfil mein hanste dekha hai…

54) Zindagi se poocho yeh kya chaahati hai,
Bus ek usi ki wafa chaahati hai,
Kitni masoom aur naadan hai zindagi,
Khud bewafa hai aur wafa chahati hai…

55) Dheere dheere ab unke pyar ka dard kam hua…
Na unke aane ki khushi hui aur na jane ka gham hua…
Jab log poochhte hain hamari dastaan…
Main keh deti hu ek afsana tha jo ab khatm hua …

56) Har waqt teri yaadein tadpaati hain mujhe,
Aakhir itna kyon yeh sataati hai mujhe,
Ishq to kiya tha toone bhi garv se,
To yehi ehsas kyon nahi dilaati hai tujhe.

57) Har dil mein dard chhupa hota hai,
Bayaan karne ka andaz judaa hota hai,
Koi ashkon se baha deta hai aur
Kisi ki hansi mein bhi dard chhupa hota hai.

58) Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta,
Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta,
Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo,
Aansoon gire hain kitne gina nahi sakta…

59) Khel ko uske samajh na sake hum,
Aur wafaien uspe nisaar kar baithe,
Maqtool bhi hum maqsood bhi hum sacche hue,
Woh aur hamein beviqaar kar baithe…

60) Kabhi kisi se zikr-e-judai mat karna,
Is dost se kabhi ruswai mat karna,
Jab dil uth jaye hum se to bata dena,
Na batakar bewafai mat karna.

61) Ab shehr-e-jaan bachane ki khwahish nahi rahi,
Phir se anaa ganwane ki khwahish nahi rahi.
Ab tum palat aane ki khwahish ko maar do,
Ab tum ko aazmane ki khwahish nahi rahi.

62) Aankhon mein baaki reh gaye, ab tere khad-o-khaal se,
Lab pe hain kuchh sawal se, dil men hain kuch malaal se.
Tu jo gaya to yun laga, tanha hoon kainaat main,
Raatein thaki thaki meri, din bhi mere nidhaal se.
Itne kareeb hoon tere, rasta na wehem ko mile,
Soun tere hisaar mein, jagoon tere jamal se.
Mujh ko hain kaam aur bhi, kuch to karo mera khayal,
Aate ho jab khayal mein, jate nahi khayal se.
Tujh si haseen ghazal koi, mujh sa ghazal sara koi,
Duniya mein ho agar kaheen, waazeh karo misaal se.
Uss se gila aye dosto, itna sa hai ke wo mujhe,
Samjha nahi hai aaj tak, ghaafil hai mere haal se.

63) Dukhon se rabt gehra tha, yeh hamne der se jaana,
Khushi ka zard chehra tha, yeh hamne der se jaana.
Zamane se bahut bach kar tumhein milne jahan pahunche,
Wahan qismat ka pehra tha, yeh hamne der se jaana.

64) Jee uska bhi bhar aaya rula kar mujhko,
Thanda na raha khud bhi jala kar mujhko.
Khud milgaya khaak mein mila kar mujhko,
Kya fateh hui, shikast paa ker mujhko.

65) Use to kho hi chuke phir khyal kya uska,
Ye fikr kaisi ke ab hoga haal kya uska.
Wo ek shakhs jise khud hi chor baithe the,
Ghulaye deta hai dil ko malal kya uska.
Tumhari aankhon mein chhalkein nidamtain kaise,
Jawab ban ne laga hai sawal kya uska.
Tumhare apne iradon mein koi jhol tha,
Kaho ke milna tha aisa muhaal kya uska.
Wo nafraton ke bhanwar mein bhi muskura ke mila,
Ab is se badh ke bhala ho kamal kya uska.
Ab is tarha bhi na yadon ki kirchiyan chuniye,
Na tha firaq se behtar visal kya uska.
Ye soch kar na mile phir us se kabi,
Ke jaane hoga nidamat se haal kya uska.

66) Tabiyat in dinon begana-e-gham hoti jaati hai,
Mere hisse ki goya har khushi kam hoti jaati hai.
Wohi hai shahid-o-saaqi, magar dil bujhtaa jaata hai,
Wohi hai shammaa lekin roshani kam hoti jaati hai.
Qayamat kya ye aye husne do aalam hoti jaati hai,
Ke mahafil to wahi hai, dilkashi kam hoti jaati hai.
Wohi maikhana-o-sahabaa, wohi saagar wohi sheesha,
Magar aavaz-e-noshaano se maddham hoti jaati hai.
Wohi hai zindagi lekin ‘Jigar’ ye haal hai apanaa,
Ke jaise zindagi se zindagi kam hoti jaati hai.

67) Dasht-e-dariya ke ye us paar kahan tak jaati?
Ghar ki deewar thi, deewar kahan tak jaati?
Mit gai hasrat-e-deedar bhi rafta rafta,
Hijr mein ye husrat-e-deedar kahan tak jaati?
Thak gaye honth bhi tera naam lete lete,
Ek hi lafz ki ye tukraar kahan tak jaati?
Tu bohat door bohat door gaya tha mujhse,
Meri aawaz mere yaar kahan tak jaati?
Har taraf husn ke baazar lage the,
Meri ye chashm-e-khareedar kahan tak jaati?

68) Ek hi baat zamane ki kitabon mein nahin,
Jo gham-e-dost mein nasha hai sharabon mein nahin.
Husn ki bheekh na mangenge na jalvon ki kabhi,
Hum faqeeron se milo khul ke, hijaabon mein nahin.
Har jagah phirte hain aawara khayaalon kii tarah,
Yeh alag baat hai hum aapke khwabon mein nahin.
Na dubo saagar-o-meena mein yeh gham aye ‘fakir’,
Ke muqaam inka dilon mein hai, sharaabon mein nahin.

69) Tumhara naam likhnae ki ijazat chhin gayi jab se,
Koi bhi lafz likhta ho to aankhein bheeg jaati hain.
Hazaron mausmon ki hukmarani hai mere dil par,
Main jab bhi tanhha hoon to aankhein bheeg jati hain.

70) Wajood apna na rooh apni,
Ik tamasha ye zeest thehri,
Na dil lagi mein sakoon paya,
Na aashqi mein qarar paya,
Na wasl lamhe hi raas aaye,
Na firaq hi hum guzar paye,
Ajeeb chahat ke marhale hain,
Na jeet paye na haar paye,
Na teri yadoon ki dhundh utri,
Na dil ke daman ko jhaar paye,
Na ankhein khawab ko dhoondh paayin,
Na khwab ankhon ko dhund paye.
IK tmasha ye zeest thehri…!!!

71) Jab log juda ho jate hain,
Sab ehad hawa ho jate hain.
Jab neeyat theek na ho apni,
Sab amal gunaah ho jate hain.
Jab tere baare mein sochein,
Sab lafz dua ho jate hain.
Jab ghurbat dar pe dastak de,
Sab yaar khafa ho jate hain.
Jab waqt dikhata hai ankhein,
Sultan bhi gada ho jate hain.
Tu jab bhi mere sath na ho,
Tyohar saza ho jate hain.
Jab nafrat lafzon mein utre,
Tab apne juda ho jate hain.

72) Khushiyon ki aarzoo mein mukaddar so gaye
Aandhi aisi chali ki apne bhi kho gaye,
Kya khoob tha unka andaz-e-mohabbat,
Pyar dene aaye the aur palkein bhigo gaye.

73) Mujhe maaf kar mere humsafar tujhe chaahna meri bhool thi
Kisi raah par yun hi ek nazar tujhe dekhna meri bhool thi.
Kabhi raat se, kabhi shaam se, kabhi apne dil ke awaaz se
Kabhi maalik-e-jahaan se tujhe maangna meri bhool thi
Tanha tanha raat bhar tujhe sochta hi raha magar,
Na samajh saka yeh dil mera, yun tadapna meri bhool thi.
Teri yaad aayi to ro diya, tujhe paa liya tujhe kho diya,
Mujhe dukh bas itna hua, yun sisakna meri bhool thi.
Mujhe maaf kar mere humsafar tujhe chaahna meri bhool thi

74) Takdeer se shikwa bhi karein to kis tarah karein,
Isee takdeer ne humko milaaya bhi tha unse..

75) Hamari dastan use kahan kubool thi,
Meri wafayein uske liye fizool thi.
Koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata de,
Maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.

76) Hamein zakhmon ko aankhon se dhoondhna nahi aata,
Mil jaye jo khushi to use khona nahi aata,
Seh lete hain har gham muskuraa kar hum,
Aur log kehte hain hamein rona nahi aata

77) Yun to koi tanha nahi hota, chaah kar koi juda nahi hota.
Mohabbat ko to majburiya hi le dubati hain, warna khushi se koi bewafa nahi hota.

78) Sara shahar uske zanaze mein shareek tha.
Jo shakhs tanhayi se darr ke mar gaya…….!!!!!!!

79) Manzil kya hai, rasta kya hai,
Hausla hai to fasla kya hai,
Wo saja dekar door ja baithe,
Kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai.

80) Kyon koi chaah kar mohobbat nibha nahi pata,
Kyon koi chaah kar rishta bana nahi pata,
Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat,
Ki koi chaah kar bhi pyar jata nahi pata.

81) Ek din hamare aansu hamse poochh baithe,
Hamein roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Hamne kaha hum yaad to unhein karte hain,
Par tum kyon chale aate ho.

82) Khareed sakte apko to apni zindagi bech kar bhi khareed lete,
Par kuchh log ‘Keemat’ se nahi ‘Kismat’ se mila karte hain.

83) Pyar ki har rasam nibhai thi maine,
Tumhe paane ke liye har kashti dubai thi maine,
Tumne kadar na jaani meri wafaon ki,
Tumhari chahat mein har khushi lutai thi maine.

84) Wafa ka naam na lo yaaron,
Wafa dil ko dukhati hai,
Wafa ka naam lene se,
Humein ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai.

85) Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
Wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai,
Ishq nahi kiya to kar ke dekho,
Zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai.

86) Wo roothate rahe, hum manate rahe,
Unki rahon mein palkein bichhate rahe,
Unhone kabi palat kar bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe!

87) Zakham dene wala to is baat se anjan hai,
Par us-se mila hua dard hamare paas hai,
Chubhne par kitni taklif hoti hai,
Kya kaanch ke us tukde ko bhi iska ehsas hai.

88) Zindgi mein hamme kabhi kuchh chaha hi nahi,
Jis se chaha us se kabhi paya hi nahi,
Jis se paya use yun kho diya jaise,
Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.

89) Aaj door se koi salam kar gaya,
Apni yaadon ka gulam kar gaya,
Apni zindagi girvi rakh kar khareeda tha jise,
Aaj woh hi hamein neelam kar gaya.

90) Zehar maanga to bas duhai mili,
Pyar maanga to sirf ruswayi mili,
Saath maanga to hamein tanhayi mili,
Aur wafa chaahi to bewafayi mili.

91) Hum to tere dil ki mehfil sajane aaye the,
Teri kasam tujhe apna banane aaye the.
Kis baat ki saza di tune ham ko,
Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnane aaye the.

92) Kash khuda ne ye dil kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil todne wale ke hath meib kam se kam zakhm to aaya hota.

93) Badi koshish ke baad use bhula diya,
Uski yadon ko seene se mita diya,
Ek din fir uska paigam aaya,
Likha tha bhool jao mujhe aur bhula hua har ek lamha fir se yaad dila diya.

94) Khwabon mein jeena jab aadat ban jaati hai,
Haqeekat ki dunia berang nazar aati hai,
Koi intezar karta hai zindagi ke liye,
Aur kisi ki zindagi intezar mein guzar jati hai.

95) In hawaon me apni khushboo chod gaya koi,
Yun hame chu ke chala gaya koi,
Tanhai aur andhere me khush the hum,
Phir intezar ki wajah de gaya koi.

96) Tute hue patte ka dard uski shakh se poochiye,
Dharti ki pyaas barsaat se poochiye,
Kitna yaad karte hain hum aapko,
Ye humse nahi khud apne aap se poochiye.

97) Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
Phulon ko baharo ki kami nahi hoti,
Phir kyun hamein yaad karoge aap,
Aap to asmaan ho aur asmaan ko to sitaron ki kami nahi hoti.

98) A beautiful love story :
A girl an a boy loved very much but suddenly girl died
After sometime her voice came from the sky—
Ek vaada tha ek vaade ke peeche, tu milega mujhe har gali, har darwaje ke peeche!
Tujhse pyar bahut kiya tha par ek tu hi nahi tha mere janaje k peeche!!
Suddenly voice of boy came—
Ek vaada tha ek vaade ke peeche main milunga tujhe har gali har darwaje ke peeche,
Tu ne hi mud kar nahi dekha, ek aur janaja tha tere janaje ke peeche.

99) Bichhad gaya hai jo uska saath kya mangu,
Zara si umr hai gham se nijat kya mangu,
Woh saath hota to zaruratein bahut hoti,
Akeli jaan ke liye kaynat kya mangu.

100) Woh kareeb hi nahi aaye to izhar kya karte,
Khud bane nishana to shikar kya karte,
Mar gaye par khuli rahi aankhein…
Is se zyada kisi ka intezar kya karte.

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The desire to do something comes from motivation.It is what compels you to take actions.Without any inspiration there is no fun in working.Motivation comes to you from various sources like reading(this!),anger,listening to famous peoples stories or proving yourself.

Zig zigler has said,motivation is similar to bathing.You have to bath and motivate yourself every single day.Here’s a compilation of some best motivational status/ quotes for you.

1) Pearls don’t lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.

2) When life gets difficult,
When the tasks become tiring,
When your heart is giving up,
Remember that the snail got to noah’s ark …. Inch by inch!

3) Enjoy Every Moment You Have.. Because In Life, There Are No Rewinds…

4) Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.

5) There is no
such thing
in anyone’s life
as an unimportant day.
(Alexander Woollcott)

6) Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.
Don’t wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future. Think how
really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether it’s at work or with your family.
Every minute should be enjoyed and savoured.
(Earl Nightingale)

7) It is hard to fail,
but it is worse never
to have tried to succeed.
(Theodore Roosevelt)

8) Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

9) At least three times every day
take a moment and ask yourself
what is really important.
Have the wisdom and the courage
to build your life around your answer.
(Lee Jampolsky)

10) Twenty years from now you will be
more disappointed by the things that you
didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbour.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
(Mark Twain)

11) If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

12) Impossible is a word
to be found only
in the dictionary of fools.
(Napoleon Bonaparte)

13) All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
They imagine what their future could be,
ideal in every respect,
and then they work every day
toward their distant vision,
that goal or purpose.
(Brian Tracy)  (best motivational quote)

14) There are those
who dream and wish
and
there are those
who dream and work.
(Jeune.E. McIntyre.)

16) “I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed ” – M. Jordan

17) It’s not who you are that holds you back,
it’s who you think you’re not.
(Unknown)

18) Successful people make money.
It’s not that people who make money become successful,
but that successful people attract money.
They bring success to what they do.
(Wayne Dyer)

19) Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there’s love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.

20) If you want your life to be meaningful go out and do something about it.

21) Remember, happiness doesn’t depend
upon who you are or what you have,
it depends solely upon what you think.
(Dale Carnegie)

22) It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up.      ( best motivational status)

24) If you deliberately plan on being less
than you are capable of being,
then I arn you that you’ll be
unhappy for the rest of your life.
(Abraham H. Maslow)

25) Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the EXTREME !!!!!!!
Because you got yourself only one life… LIVE IT !!!!

26) The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

27) The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.

28) People become really quite remarkable
when they start thinking that they can do things.
When they believe in themselves
they have the first secret of success.
(Norman Vincent Peale)

29) We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence,
then,
is not an act,
but a habit.
(Aristotle)

30) The worst part of life is that you do not know what is coming up next

31) Life is like Adidas and Nike, “Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”.

32) Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.

33) A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.

34) Thought 4) d day
3) sentences of success by william shakespeare.
1) -know more than other.
2) -work more than other.
3) -expect less than other.

35) That awkward moment between birth and death is life.     ….( best status motivational)

36) You never fail until you stop trying.

37) If you don’t risk anything,
then you risk even more.
(Erica Jong)

38) There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t ,,,What you’ve got to do is turn around and say “watch me”

39) Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

40) If you’re not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?

41) There are no accidents…
there is only some purpose
that we haven’t yet understood.

43) “I studied everything but never topped, But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees”
—BILL GATES
Attitude is everything follow this for success.”

45) What the mind of man can conceive and believe,
the mind of man can achieve.
(Napoleon Hill)

46) Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.    ( more whatsapp quotes)

47) Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !!

48) If you don’t go after what you want, you will never have it.

49) “The roots of true achievement
Lie in the will
to become the best
that
you can become …”
~Harold Taylor~

50) In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love

51) Life is like a roller coaster it has its ups n downs.. Its our choice to scream or to enjoy the ride.

52) Consult not your fears
but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations,
but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,
but with what it is still possible for you to do.
(Pope John XXIII)

53) Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end.
It’s not a day when you lounge around doing nothing,
it’s when you’ve had everything to do and you’ve done it.
(Margaret Thatcher)

55) Small but powerful inspiring msg forever –
If u want to shine like sun, first you have to burn like sun.

57) Life Is Never About The People Who Act Sincere In Front Of you.

58) Life is a matter of change is not a matter of choice.

597) secrets of sucess in ur roomitself.
1) . Roof says aim hi.
2) . Fan says B cool.
3) . Clock says every min. is precious.
4) . Mirror says Reflect B4) u act.
5) . Window says C the world.
6) . Calender says B update.
7) . Door says Push hard to achieve ur goals.

60) A race horse that consistently
runs just 1) second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2) nd position in life.

61) Mistakes teach you important lessons, Everytime you encounter one, you’ve a step closer to your goal.

62) Life is like a chocolate box, Each chocolate is like a portion of life, Some are crunchy, some are nutty, Some are soft, but all are DELICIOUS.

63) If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all.

64) Heart is not a Dust Bin To Dump all The Worries of Ur Life!

65) Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

66) One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching

67) my life is like a football game- when i feel my life is going to get the goal some people kick me toward other goal and this way life goes on still finding the goal.

69) If world refuses to help you. Just remember the words of Einstein–
“I am thankful to all those who said no,
Its because of them I did it myself.”

70) You can’t force people to stay in your life. Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you.

71) You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers.
In every moment of our existence,
we are in that field of all possibilities
where we have access to an infinity of choices.

72) Always learn to be a servant;
And then you will be fit to be a master.

73) If an egg breaks due 2) outside force!
“Inside life ends!”
But…
If it breaks from inside! “Life begins!”
Great things always begin from inside!
So try to make your inside good!

74) Be gratefull that you don’t have everything you want…
That means you still have an opportunity to be happier than you are today!!!

75) Be miserable.
Or motivate yourself.
Whatever has to be done,
it’s always your choice.
(Wayne Dyer)

76) Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

77) Without positive attitude, success is called Luck. But with positive attitude, success is called achievement.

78) Self-pity gets you nowhere.
One must have the adventurous daring to accept
oneself as a bundle of possibilities and
undertake the most interesting game
in the world � making the most of one’s best.
(Harry Emerson Fosdick)

79) Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become.
Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be;
your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
(James Allen)

80) Oh life!! You are so beautiful, a bit complicated but still beautiful!

81) For some moments in life there are no words.

82) Ever see a baby
Learn to walk
Without falling down …?
No,
You never will either.
“Mistakes” are a part of the process we call “Success” …

83) You will never possess
what you are unwilling to pursue.
(Mike Murdock)

84)
85) Whatever brings you down, will eventually make you stronger.

86) Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

87) Its the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

88) Know the true value of time;
snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it.
No idleness, no delay, no procrastination;
never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
(Earl of Chesterfield)

89) Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

90) Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.
93) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
95) Man’s mind,
once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.
(Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr)

96) Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could;
some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day;
you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

97) Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

98) There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

99) patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

100) To be yourself in a world
that is constantly trying to
make you something else is
the greatest accomplishment.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

101) Love begins w/a smile,
Grows w/a kiss,
Ends w/a tear.
Wen u wer born, u wer crying &
evryone around u was smiling.
Live yr life so dat wen u die,
u r d 1) smiling & evryone around u is crying.

103) Every Test In Life Maks Us Bitter Or Better. Every Prblm Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Bcome Victim Or Victorious”…

104) Past ‘tense’. Present ‘tense’. Future ‘tense’. and they say life is easy.   …( more funny whatsapp status )

105) Ah, but a man’s reach
should exceed his grasp,
or what’s a heaven for?
(Robert Browning)

106) Once you learn to be happy alone you won’t tolerate anyone who can’t make you just as happy.

107) The man who trims himself
to suit everybody will soon
whittle himself away.
(Charles Schwab)

108) If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.

109) God puts people in your life for a reason and removes them from your life for a better reason.

110) What you are is what you have been,
and what you will be is what you do now.
(Buddha)

111) Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.

112) Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love …Makes Life Beautiful

113) It was character that got us out of bed,
commitment that moved us into action,
and discipline that enabled us to follow through.
(Zig Ziglar)

114) Success is never permanent.
Failure is never final.
so do not stop effort
until your victory makes a history.
Good luck

115) Life Is not A MP3) Player Where We Can enjoy Our favourite songs But Life Is Like A FM radio We Have to Learn to enjoy What Ever comes.

116) Far better it is to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs,
even though chequered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor souls
who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in the grey twilight that
knows neither victory nor defeat.
(Theodore Roosevelt)

117) There is no end.
There is no beginning.
There is only the
infinite passion of life.
(Federico Fellini)

118) Don’t try to Impress others,
then you will have no time to express urself…!
Simple But True…!

119) Only those who will risk
going too far can possibly
find out how far one can go.
(T. S. Elliot)

120) You were born with potential.
You were born with goodness and trust.
You were born with ideals and dreams.
You were born with greatness.
You were born with wings.
You are not meant for crawling, so don’t.
You have wings.
Learn to use them and fly.
(Rumi)

121) A 9) year old boy went 2) an ICE CREAM parlour.
Waiter: Wat do u want?
Boy: How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?
Waiter: Rs.
15) Then d BOY checked his pocket & asked cost of small cone?
… Waiter irritated n said Rs.12) .
Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.
When da waiter came to pick da EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down 4) m his eyes.
u know y….?
The boy had left Rs.3) as TIP for him…
MAKE EVERY ONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING U HAVE…

122) Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.

123) For true success ask
yourself these four questions:
Why?
Why not?
Why not me?
Why not now?
(James Allen)

124) Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.

125) Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.

126) The only man who never makes mistakes
is the man who never does anything.
(Theodore Roosevelt)

127) Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.

128) The secret of getting ahead
is getting started.
(Mark Twain)

129) People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on…

130) Life is too complicated, don’t try to find answers Because, when you findanswers, life changes the questions!

131) Every human has four endowments
self-awareness,
conscience,
independent will
and
creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom…
The power to choose, to respond, to change.
(Stephen Covey)

132) I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece.
I challenge you to join the ranks of
those people who live what they teach,
who walk their talk.
(Anthony Robbins)

133) The nearest way to glory is to strive to be
what you wish to be thought to be.
(Socrates)

134) Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.     …( best Inspirational quotes )

135) Seize the moment of excited curiosity
on any subject to solve your doubts;
for if you let it pass,
the desire may never return,
and you may remain in ignorance.
(William Wirt)

136) Don’t waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.

137) If you can laugh when you are completely broken,then there can be nothing that can break you next time.

138) Life goes on……With or without you

139) Issue a blanket pardon.
Forgive everyone who has ever hurt you in any way.
Forgiveness is a perfectly selfish act.
It sets you free from the past
(Brian Tracy)

140) The future belongs to those
who believe in
the beauty of their dreams.
(Eleanor Roosevelt)

141) Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

142) What A Nice definition of “TODAY”.
T – This is an
O – Opportunity to
D – Do
A – A work, better than
Y – Yesterday.

143)
144) Great things never come from comfort zones.

145) Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

146) Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back…!!!

147) What we can or cannot do,
what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our
beliefs about who we are.
(Anthony Robbins)

148) Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.

149) Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

150) Our greatest glory
is not in never failing
but in rising up every time we fail.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

151) Problems are with every one, it is on us to become the victim or overcome the situation and become successful.

152) Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.

153) Never, never, never, never give up.

154)
155) The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

156) Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.

157) Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.

158) I studied everything
but
never topped.
but
today the toppers of the best universities are my employees.
—- Bill Gates

159) Failure is simply the opportunity
to begin again,
this time more intelligently.
(Henry Ford)

161) You can have anything you want,
if you want it badly enough.
You can be anything you want to be,
do anything you set out to accomplish if you
hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.
(Abraham Lincoln)

162) If you believe in yourself, things are possible.

163) SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to work harder than anyone else.

164) Always remember that your present situation is not your
final destination the best is yet to come.

165) You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.

166) You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

167) Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there
is no path and leave a trail.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)

168) People know you for what you’ve done, not for what you plan to do.

169) People often say that
motivation doesn’t last.
Well, neither does bathing –
that’s why we recommend it daily.
(Zig Ziglar)

170) Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.

171) Cherish your visions and your dreams,
as they are the children of your soul,
the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
(Napoleon Hill)

172) Decision defines destiny..

173) Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re going to do now and do it.

174) If you believe in what you are doing,
then let nothing hold you up in your work.
Much of the best work of the world
has been done against seeming impossibilities.
(Dale Carnegie)

175) Do not seek to follow in
the footsteps of the wise.
Seek what they sought.
(Basho)

176) Life is about laughing & living, in good & bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way & looking back & smiling.

177) All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination,
Imagination is the workshop of your mind,
capable of turning mind energy
into accomplishment and wealth.
(Napoleon Hill)

178) The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.

179) Life is Rough so be Tough.

180) It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

181) All you need to change is will.

182) Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

183) A baby mosquito came back after its 1) st fight.
Dad asked: “How did u feel?”
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1) was clappin 4) me”
Moral: Take evrything positively

184) We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.

185) You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.

186)
187) Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try…..

188) Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

189) You don’t need everything to enjoy life. You already have life to enjoy everything

190) I’ve come to believe that
all my past failure and frustrations were actually
laying the foundation for the understandings
that have created the new level of living I now enjoy.
(Anthony Robbins)

191) Tough times don’t last, but tough people do.

192) It’s A Golden Jar To Collect Sweet Moments of Ur Life !

193)
194) Death is not the biggest fear we have;
our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive �
the risk to be alive and express what we really are.
(Don Miguel Ruiz)

195) Work as though you would live forever,
and live as though you would die today.
(Og Mandino)

196) For comfortable journey of life, just reduce the luggage of desires…:-)

197) The only way of finding
the limits of the possible
is by going beyond them
into the impossible.
(Arthur C. Clarke)

198) Life is like making tea! Boil your ego, Evaporate your worries, Dilute your sorrows, Filter your mistakes & Get Taste of Happiness.

199) Whether you Think you can, or think you can’t you’re always right.

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Show the funny side of you with this list of best original funny whatsapp status.Here you’ll find hilarious,jolly,clever and good-humoured status among others.

(1). I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

(2). Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

(3). Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

(4). That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

(5). GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)   (more funny whatsapp status )

(6). If I went binary, you would be the ‘1’ for me.

(7). Listening to the sweet sound of music.

(8). Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

9). Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.

(10). The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down.

(11). Cranking the music up and blowing my eardrums out.

(12). To be happy does not only mean acquire happiness but also to feel it.

(13). Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once

(14). Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

(15). I’m tuned in to a tune.

(16). I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!   (more Attitude status )

(17). I plan on living forever. So far, so good.    …( best whatsapp status)

(18). User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

(19). Rich is the person who’s happiness requires no money.

(20). If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

(21). Music is the one thing that never betrays me.

(22). LOVE. HAPPINESS. FRIENDSHIP. Which part of my life are you?

(23). Dear websites asking for my age, I’m going to select born in 2016. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-

(24). 11:10…One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12… SERIOUSLY!?!   .. cool whatsapp status

(25). Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

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(26). Our society will never go entirely paperless. There’s always the bathroom.

(27). Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

(28). A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

(29). I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S

(30). Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.

(31). Those who can’t write programs, write help files.

(32). Happiness depends not on material things but to our view on the things.

(33). Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.

(34). Don’t interupt me when I’m listening to my music.

(35). Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.    whatsapp status

(36). Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

(37). Distance means nothing when someone means everything.

(38). Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.

(39). Travel to life is like css to html .

(40). Sometimes the things that you are most afraid of are the things that make you tha happiest.

(41). I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.

(42). MP3ing it.

(43). The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Sally Berger

(44). Don’t play stupid with me.. I’m better at it!  .. best whatsapp status

(45). Relations are not exams so why cheat ?

(46). If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual…

(47). Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.

(48). love is being stupid together

(49). Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

(50). My room is alive with the sound of music.

(51). I am not happy without you

(52). You can’t be happy unless you’re unhappy sometimes.

(53). why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

(54). Music is the essence of life.

(55). Don’t try to typecast me.. its not possible!!     funny whatsapp status

(56). I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

(57). The happiest is the one who brings happiness to the greatest number of people.

(58). Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

(59). Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy…

(60). I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, What the fuck is this shit?

(61). The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of everyday.

(62). I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

(63). We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.

(64). The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

(65). The greatest pleasure people can feel, is giving happiness to others.

(66). Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

(67). You like the person if you wish him happiness.

(68). after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.

(69). If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

(70). Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative and more happiness.

(71). For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

(72). I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly

(73). I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/

(74). Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

(75). It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..

(76). A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up     whatsapp status

(77). I desperately need a fixed income – Mine is broken

(78). My mom actually believes I’m dating a girl named Siri.

(79). To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money

(80). Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

(81). Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin

(82). Better to be a geek than an idiot.

(83). No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

(84). You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.    ….( funny status)

(85). Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

(86). The more I C, the less I see.

(87). Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something.

(88). Music is my life… So let me enjoy it.

(89). A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

(90). The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

(91). Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

(92). Its not that u fill the ‘void’ in my life .. it is just tha ‘u occupy lots of space’ in it

(93). I’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic

(94). Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.

(95). Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.    more sad status

(96). Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.

(97). Tuning out the world…

(98). Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything.

(99). If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

(100). Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !

(101). Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy…

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